MLP Loops 192
A whole-chapter loop.
192 (Evilhumour)
THE INFINITE LOOP DAYS OF HEARTH'S WARMING
Twilight let out a yawn as she woke up from her nice and comfy bed. After making her breakfast, checking her mail and experiments in the basement, and reorganizing her bookshelves, she smiled to herself as she walked outside her tree to begin another day with her be-
BOOM!
Leaping with surprise and a curse on her lips, she stared at her former tree that exploded for no reason. With a sigh, Twilight decided that today would be a day she spent drunk and proceeded to teleport herself to Mac's bar to do just that.
After consuming more alcohol than Celestia ate cakes, she promptly passed out.
Groaning as she woke up in her bed, Twilight quickly realized two things. She got her tree back and Yggdrasil was up to something, that no good tree.
The first day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me,
The absence of an oak tree
Twilight cautiously made her way out of her tree this time, hoping her tree wouldn't suddenly go
BOOM!
With a sigh and facehoof as her tree did the one thing she didn't want to happen, she decided to head back to the bar to get some liquid strength to deal with her day. Teleporting on the threshold of the farm, her ear flicked as she heard several odd things. There was an apparent echo of her best friend working the field that was out of sync and she seemed to be talking to herself.
Tilting her head, she went into the orchard to see the slightly unusual sight of two Applejacks working away.
"Hiya," Applejack said, waving her hoof to her.
"Twi," Applejack said, waving her hoof to her as well.
"What's up?" Applejack and Applejack asked at the same time, causing them to blink and giggle.
"...How did you get a twin?" Twilight asked, feeling a headache starting to brew.
"Ah woke up this mornin'" Applejack said, pointing to Applejack.
"And Ah was there! " Applejack said with a grin, slapping a hoof across Applejack's withers.
With that being enough for Applejack to trust Applejack, Twilight's theories of what was going on started to solidify. She then promptly made her way to the bar as, if she was correct with her leading theory, she could expect anywhere from three to twelve Pinkie Pies within a fortnight.
The second day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me,
Two Applejacks bucking
And the absence of an oak tree
Twilight kept her eyes on her tree as she stepped out of it, newspaper and squirtbottle in hoof. She heard it warble and she sprayed it with the icy cold water before hitting a root with the paper, causing it groan.
"No, you will not explode on me tod-"
It decided to implode on her, falling down on itself with Twilight's eye twitching before letting out an annoyed growl into the sky.
Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash and Rainbow Dash grumbled in sleep, each mare tired from clearing the entire Equestria skyline in the early morning. They were trying to take a well earned nap over Sweet Apple Acres where Applejack, Applejack, Apple Bloom and Big Mac were doing their chores, resting on clouds with their rainbow tails dangling off the side.
As this was Ponyville, no one batted an eye.
The third day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
Twilight smiled to herself, casting her anti-explosion spell on her tree. She felt very proud of herself, almost chirping in delight as she stepped out of her home and it didn't explode on her.
"Yes yes yes yes yes," she chanted, doing her happy dance when she heard a whistling sound in the air. Tilting her head in the perfect moment, she saw an orange blur squash her tree flat into the ground. "Wait, pumpkin? Pumpkin! Pumpk-pumpkin! What what-Pumpkin!" She started to shake, her mind already fraying at this random act of violence.
Across town, near the Everfree Forest, Fluttershy, Fluttershy, Fluttershy and Fluttershy looked at Angel Bunny with a frown on their faces.
He twitched his nose in protest.
"Well," Fluttershy said. "You could have turned it around."
"And pointed it away from the town."
"But we are proud of you that you didn't use anything lethal," Fluttershy said pride in her voice.
"And that you got rid of that old pumpkin," Fluttershy said rubbing her pet's head.
The fourth day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Four worried Vets
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
Twilight decided that today she would not leave her bed and tree, thus saving both from the mean old Yggdrasil.
She felt so proud of herself that she missed the ticking sound for a long time until her ear flicked. Opening her eyes as she leaned up in her bed, the side of wall suddenly folded downwards with a loud clack, but the ticking continued.
It seemed to be coming from under her.
"Wait wha-GAAAAAAH!" She screamed as her bed launched her sideways and out of her tree and into a conveniently placed large cake that Pinkie had on her back as she pronked by. She muttered a quick thanks to her party friend as she watched her tree fold itself smaller and smaller until it became a tiny little box. As she went to examine it, a white glove reached out to honk her nose.
Pulling back, she turned to face Pinke Pie who had a hug ready for her, Pinkie Pie who had her favourite breakfast treat on hoof, Pinkie Pie who was already promising to help her today, Pinkie Pie who was returning from an early morning party and Pinkie Pie who said she needed to head back to Sugarcube Corner to bake a new cake.
Twilight thanked her friends and told them she would be good. Picking up her tree-box, that seemed to be eager to honk her nose, it was only as she passed the first block that she realized something very important.
Turning her head, she did indeed see five Pinkie Pies.
"Oh redwood," she swore.
The fifth day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Five pronking Pinks
Four worried Vets
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
Twilight let out an annoyed nicker as she trotted around Ponyville, as someone had literally liquified her tree as she slept, then scooped it all up before hosing her with icy cold water to be nice.
She wanted both coffee and revenge but mainly coffee to deal with the crazy day.
She didn't even notice Rarity, Rarity and Spike helping Rarity, Rarity and Rarity pack their new knowledge dresses before the duo would head to their new shop in Canterlot with Rarity cooking breakfast for the seven of them and singing the entire time.
The sixth day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Six Rares a-moving.
Five pronking Pinks
Four worried Vets
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
There was a dull lull on the cruise ship that Rarity, Rarity, Rarity, Rarity, Rarity, Rarity and their husbands were sharing with each other happily when there was a sudden bellow in the air.
"Spykoranuvellitar Sparkle, when I get my hooves on you, you are so dead!!!"
The six mares turned to their seven husbands then at the tomes and planks at their feet and all raised an eyebrow at once at Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike and Spike. "We told you that she would noticed that you guys had replaced her library with tofu," Rarity said with all her husbands shrugging helplessly.
"It took her until noon to notice, to be fair," Spike pointed out, with Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike and Spike nodding in agreement.
His mares chuckled in the truth to that statement and curled up closer to her husbands, deciding to enjoy this day before her sister in-law decided to pop in.
The seventh day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Seven drakes a-hoarding
Six Rares a-moving.
Five pronking Pinks
Four worried Vets
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
They stood at perfect equilateral distance from each other, each at eight points with their target in the center. They smiled to themselves and to each other though they could not see each other.
Sweetie Belle, Sweetie Belle, Sweetie Belle, Sweetie Belle, Sweetie Belle, Sweetie Belle, Sweetie Belle and Sweetie Belle in perfect union began to sing at the eighth minute of the eighth hour on the eighth day on the eighth month. Eight upon eight upon eight upon eight...
Their song was pure to the chaotic terrors of the Immaterium as well as they were blessed by their patron Chaos Goddess. The forces of the warp struck down and snatched the object of their song, and replacing it with something that would drive terror into only one being.
When Twilight woke up, she would find that her tree had been stolen away from her and replaced with one made entirely out of quesadillas. When the cry of terror was heard, Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie and Pinkie Pie would praise Sweetie Belle, Sweetie Belle, Sweetie Belle, Sweetie Belle, Sweetie Belle, Sweetie Belle, Sweetie Belle and Sweetie Belle for a well done prank with chocolate milkshakes and cupcakes.
The eighth day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Eight Sweeties singing
Seven drakes a-hoarding
Six Rares a-moving.
Five pronking Pinks
Four worried Vets
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
"Hey Twilight," a voice called up to the window of the private living chamber of the Golden Oaks Library.
There was some scuttling around upstairs, with a crash of something that sounded expensive -if the swearing was anything to go by- before the window opened up and a purple head loomed out. "Oh hi Leah!" The fellow Anchor waved from the window. "I'd come down to greet you properly but Yggdrasil really seems to have it out for my tree this loop."
Leah chuckled, shaking her head. "I see; made you a bit squirrely?" she asked with a smirk.
"Yeah," Twilight blushed, rubbing the back of her head. "And you?"
"A little bit under the weather I think; you know when you've got a sneeze stuck and you can't get it out?" Leah asked, rubbing her nose before drawing back in the classic poses of a pre sneeze. "Ah, ah, ah-"
Twilight, already conditioned to Yggdrasil throwing the most simplistic and ironic manners of destruction at her tree, went wide eyed and said "no" over and over again, preparing to teleport someone away when Leah finally stopped huffing and puffing and sneezed the library down, leaving Twilight covered in rubble and wolfsnot.
Leah, rubbing her nose and throat, was about to ask if her friend was okay when said purple pony stood up, her mane sticking out to every end and hissing like fuse.
"Come with me, Anchor Leah," Zecora said, appearing at Leah's side. "I and my eight sisters may have something to aid you right away. A cure for the common cold is brewing, as chilly weather we've been viewing."
Leah looked at the zebra and then at the purple pony who had a much too wide grin on her face before picking up the zebra and bolting for the Everfree Forest.
The ninth day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Nine zebras cooking
Eight Sweeties singing
Seven drakes a-hoarding
Six Rares a-moving
Five pronking Pinks
Four worried Vets
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
There was the pitter-patter of hooves trotting up to the Golden Oaks Library, with one dropping a heavy bag onto the ground.
Scootaloo looked at Scootaloo who turned to peer at Scootaloo who moved her head to stare at Scootaloo who shifted her gaze at Scootaloo who viewed Scootaloo who glanced at Scootaloo who regarded Scootaloo who inspected Scootaloo who eyed Scootaloo that held the bag of wheels.
"You all ready for this?" Scootaloo asked everypony, who nodded their heads and promptly began to work on the conversion for their rides.
Two hours later, the ten purple-maned fillies were driving circles around the librarian of the former owner of the Golden Oaks Library on their newly crafted oak scooters.
The tenth day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Ten chickens scooting
Nine zebras cookning
Eight Sweeties singing
Seven drakes a-hoarding
Six Rares a-moving
Five pronking Pinks
Four worried Vets
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
There was a loud creaking sound as almost a baker's dozen wagons pulled up in town, and eleven identical mares appeared from each of the eleven wagons. With flair and fireworks, they began to perform grand feats of magic and wonder, entertaining young and old.
With oooos and aaaahs, the mares performed one trick after another with the wonderful donation of the Golden Oaks Library, cutting it in half and making it vanish, setting it on fire and revealing it was fine only moments later. It was only mid-destruction that they learned the librarian wasn't offering her tree up to the showmares and they promptly broke down into eleven single mares and did their greatest magic trick they knew.
How to flee very quickly from an angry mob, or the equivalent in the form of one mad purple pony.
The eleventh day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Eleven Trixies tricking
Ten chickens scooting
Nine zebras cooking
Eight Sweeties singing
Seven drakes a-hoarding
Six Rares a-moving
Five pronking Pinks
Four worried Vets
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
Ponyville was a jumping and grooving place to be most of the time, and in such instances, literally. Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch and Vinyl Scratch had decided that the shows yesterday needed an encore of sorts and how better to do that but by a massive, spontaneous, rocking party?
With lights flickering everywhere and with all twelve mares performing in perfect unison, every pony was screaming in pure joy at the music being played. And DJ Pon-3, DJ Pon-3, DJ Pon-3, DJ Pon-3, DJ Pon-3, DJ Pon-3, DJ Pon-3, DJ Pon-3, DJ Pon-3, DJ Pon-3, DJ Pon-3 and DJ Pon-3 lapped it up.
"Who do you love!?" They shouted with a booming voice, the crowd roaring back their name.
"We can't hear you!"
Again, they roared their approval and Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch and Vinyl Scratch accepted it with the joy of a happy artist. Vinyl Scratch, however, decided to push the limit.
"One more time," she shouted, causing the other mares to look at her. "Can ya show it!?"
They began to show it, with stuff being thrown and tossed around, with properity damage starting to pile up. All of them gulped as they saw one pony lift an in-ground pool and bolted back to the safety of their home as it was set on fire.
Making a massive pile of flesh and fluff, they all let out a sigh of relief at escaping that nightmare and noticed the mare of their dreams starting at them.
"Hey Octs," they said, beaming with pride and a tiny bit of worry that the cellist would learn of what Vinyl Scratch did. "You missed a totally awesome part-"
"Vinyl!" She hissed, glaring at all of them, making them each feel small and causing them to lean into one another with true distress. "Did you forgot what tonight is?"
"Umm," they said, now noticing Octavia's parents sitting at one of the kitchen table with their parents, their mother probably wondering when she became the mother of duodecaplets, and how all four older adults were staring gobsmacked at them.
Oh, that's right. Tonight she had promised a dinner's date with the folks to prove that Vinyl Scratch, and now her eleven identical sisters, was a perfectly mature and responsible adult.
And they had forgot.
Oh ashwood, they were so dead!
...Maybe they could still fle-
"VINYL SCRATCHS, YOUR DAMN RABID FANS JUST FLIPPED MY TREE AND SET IT ON FIRE! WHERE ARE YOU LOT HIDING!?" A vicious screech caused everyone to look the group of mares, with wide red eyes darting back and forth, clearly trying to decide which was the lesser of two horrible fates.
Gulping, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch and Vinyl Scratch knew they were in a for a long night.
The twelfth day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Twelve DJs mixing
Eleven Trixies tricking
Ten chickens scooting
Nine zebras cooking
Eight Sweeties singing
Seven drakes a-hoarding
Six Rares a-moving
Five pronking Pinks
Four worried Vets
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
Twilight let out a happy whine, rolling on her back in the odd half-sleep, half-awake state that came from a good night's sleep. Sure, having her tree destroyed for twelve days in a row was never fun but she saw to the end of Yggdrasil's prank of that holiday song and she was free!
"Excuse me,"
She didn't care about anything, she could just sleep forever and ever and ever.
"Excuse me."
She could just imagine all the work she could catch up now that her tree was standing-
Her hoof shot outwards, catching the dictionary to stop it from falling, her eyes snapping open to deliver a librarian class five glare at the person who dared to drop a book in her presence.
Only to meet a level seven librarian glare directed at her.
The women, human, cleared her throat and pointed at the floor.
"Young lady, I do not care about your...attire, but this is a library, not a place for you hoodlums to fall asleep after doing god knows what," she hissed in the loud-but-still-quiet-librarian voice, a clear master of the skill, causing Twilight's ears to fold.
"I-er," Twilight sputtered, looking around for an easy escape when it came from someone picking her up from the middle.
"Oh sorry about that, Miss," Sunset said, dragging Twilight away with her, edging towards an exit. "I'll take care of her; she got stuck with a bad bet. You know how we kids are, right?"
The librarian huffed, shaking her head as the two left the building -Twilight catching the name of the library as the Golden Oaks Library- with Sunset dropping her on the ground.
Twilight shook herself a bit more awake before looking up at her friend and asked, "Sunset....how did I get here? How did you know I was here?"
Sunset shrugged at the first question, already leading Twilight away from the library. It seemed that Ponyville was Ponyvlle, no matter where she was as no one batted an eye at a purple unicorn walking around, although a few asked for selfies with the cool costume. Sunset then said, after Twilight was finished with her latest new fan, "Everyone back home couldn't find you, asked me to keep an eye out for you and our first thoughts were to check the library."
Twilight let out a snort at the dig; she did not gravitate to libraries like everyone said she did and-wait a second!
"We?" Twilight parroted back at her friend, turning her head up in a questioning tone.
"Yeah..." Sunset blushed, rubbing the back of her head. "We heard how Yggdrasil was doing a whole twelve days of holiday thing to you...and I kinda learned Yggdrasil isn't done with us yet." Holding out her hand to summon her keyblade, Sunset pointed weakly at the field behind the school where Sunset Shimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Sunset Shimmer, and Sunset Shimmer were all sparring with each other using their own keyblades, shooting off magic to fine tool their skills. "We're guessing it might last up to twenty-five days but we don't know, considering it's Yggdrasil we're talking about."
Twilight let out a groan at this, realizing that her troubles were only just beginning only to let out a louder one as a fireball flew overhead and hit something that Twilight was willing to wager several tankards of booze was a certain library.
The thirteenth day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Thirteen Sunsets sparring
Twelve DJs mixing
Eleven Trixies tricking
Ten chickens scooting
Nine zebras cooking
Eight Sweeties singing
Seven drakes a-hoarding
Six Rares a-moving
Five pronking Pinks
Four worried Vets
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
In the vast vastness of the complexity of reality that is commonly referred to Yggdrasil the World Computer Tree, or as most of those who knew of the fact of their reality preferred to call their all of reality Yggdrasil the Biggest Troll Ever To Exist, there was a relatively small slice of existence that most referred to as Equestria. Like the rest of these worlds that were one part of the infinite Branches of the World Computer Tree, there was a common piece of advice to avoid losing one's mind and this advice was best said in another Branch.
Don't Panic.
Like that Branch, most things were better if the inhabitants simply ignored the entirety of an aquatic species, the seapony tribe to be exact, flying into the sky for reasons of their own. Like dolphins, they were the second smartest species on their planet and knew that a terrible calamity was going to occur. Unlike dolphins, they chose to fly into the sky to get a better view of the show.
Another thing that the inhabitants ignored was the fact that a bowl of petunias was happily falling from the sky as its ancient and eternal foe was not the reason for its death this time. They also ignored the sudden splashdown of a sperm whale, who was also happily exploring the world and his existence in life.
Unfortunately, there was one person who did not abide by the golden rule of not panicking and would find herself quite distressed by the end of the day.
This mare, one Twilight Sparkle, would be waking up in her bedroom in the Golden Oaks Library and find a most disagreeable sight out of her window.
Moving her curtains to the side, she would first notice the large amount of construction vehicles pointed straight at her library and later on in the day after getting smashed drunk, the seaponies in the sky, chattering about the wonderful show.
Going back to a proper timeline of events, Twilight would teleport herself down and look at each of the ponies around her tree, noticing that all fourteen of them were identical to each other, with them talking to each other before one pulled herself away and walked up to Twilight.
"Hello Twilight," the mare said. She was commonly called Mayor Mare despite her constant desire to be called Ivory Scroll.
"Ivory..." Twilight began before remembering her grammar lessons and rephrased her inquiry. "Ivory Scroll, Ivory Scroll, Ivory Scroll, Ivory Scroll, Ivory Scroll, Ivory Scroll, Ivory Scroll, Ivory Scroll, Ivory Scroll, Ivory Scroll, Ivory Scroll, Ivory Scroll, Ivory Scroll and Ivory Scroll," she paused to catch her breath before looking at the lead Ivory Scroll. "What's going on?"
"Well Twilight," she replied, fixing her glasses to hide a grin on her face. "We are in the final stages of building the new bypass for the road and we are here to oversee and personally handle the demolishing of the Golden Oaks Library."
Twilight would stare at her friend before saying the first thing that came to her vastly logical mind. "You can't do this!"
"We most certainly can; the plans have been up for quite some time."
Twilight would cock an eyebrow at this, before breaking down all of her and the lead Ivory Scroll's matter and reforming themselves in the town hall. "Where are they?" She asked, only to be directed to the cellar where she was informed that was location of the display department. The purple pony was about to go down to investigate when the other metaphorical shoe dropped and facehoofed.
"Dimly lit?"
"There's a flashlight."
"And it would be locked in a filing cabinet that just happens to be located in an unused bathroom with a sign saying beware the leopard?"
"Beware Angel Bunny," she corrected, making Twilight very worried if Ivory managed to get the vile rabbit to agree to do a task and expect him to keep to it.
"...Are you really doing this?"
"No," Ivory said, pulling out a pocket watch out of her Pocket and examined it. "We did it." Pocketing the pocket watch, she then handed Twilight two envelopes and a third item. One was labeled payment as Librarian of the Golden Oaks Library and the other was labeled Fees: Last Notice.
The second letter was significant larger and Twilight quickly summarized that she would need to ask her mother and father for some help with this little legality issue.
The third item, which if had been given earlier would have surely saved the Golden Oaks Library, was of course the most useful object in the entirety of Yggdrasil: a towel.
The fourteenth day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Fourteen Ivorys Politicking
Thirteen Sunsets sparring
Twelve DJs mixing
Eleven Trixies tricking
Ten chickens scooting
Nine zebras cooking
Eight Sweeties singing
Seven drakes a-hoarding
Six Rares a-moving
Five pronking Pinks
Four worried Vets
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
Twilight decided today, she would have a good breakfast before dealing with however Yggdrasil decided to prank her today when there was a buzzing knock on her window.
With her muffin in hoof, she opened the window to have a swarm of blue Derpies fly around her head, chanting happily as they began to prod her for the muffin.
Chuckling at herself, Twilight was about to break a bit of the muffin off when two things occurred.
One; she realized while Derpy was like this due to the prank Yggdrasil was playing, the number was off -with far too many Derpies for this day to be accurate.
Two; a swarm of yellow Derpies flew into the room, and began to growl at the blue Derpies, a fight to break off.
Twilight's eyes went wide as she was dimly aware of more swarms coming for the muffin.
Abandoning her library to the war zone of Derpies fighting each other for a muffin, she wisely took shelter in Canterlot to avoid the worst of the damages.
The fifteenth day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Fifteen Derpies Swarming
Fourteen Ivorys Politicking
Thirteen Sunsets sparring
Twelve DJs mixing
Eleven Trixies tricking
Ten chickens scooting
Nine zebras cooking
Eight Sweeties singing
Seven drakes a-hoarding
Six Rares a-moving
Five pronking Pinks
Four worried Vets
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
In the sky above Equestria, there are the normal celestial bodies floating majestically as they are maintained by the royalty of Equestria. Unfortunately, like any other ruler there was a minor abuse of power in regards to the sun and Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia and Princess Celestia who had all decided to slack off on their royal duties and use the solar rays provided by the sun to surf on them.
Each of the princesses wooted and cheered as they surfed in the void, cutting around each other as friendly competition began to grow between them to see who could get closest to the planet below without wiping out.
It was Princess Celestia who crashed first, surprising everyone as thought it would be Princess Celestia that would fall first-namely due to her sub-optimal surfboard and shorts. Princess Celestia let out a yelp as she crashed through the atmosphere and found herself pointed directly towards a certain village where her favourite student currently resided.
Twilight Sparkle, said student, let out a cry of distress as she feared her home was about to be destroyed and went to close the windows when the alicorn crashed through said portal and knocked the purple pony over.
Twilight teleported herself out from under her mentor and looked at her library in surprise as it was still standing despite the alicorn of the sun was still on fire.
"You know," Twilight said blinking and smirking. "I almost expected for my tree to be set on fire right the-"
There was a sharp whistle in the air to which Princess Celestia was personally familiar with and teleported her student and self out of the library as her surfboard slammed into the library, causing the tree to explode in fiery bits of wood and pages.
Twilight stared at the burning crater of where her home once stood and then slowly began to look at Princess Celestia.
Said princess gave her a cheeky grin before grabbing her board and flying straight upwards into the sky to catch the next solar wave as well as avoid the blasts of the ice cold water from the super squirt bottle her student was using to try and hit her with.
The sixteenth day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Sixteen Sunnies Surfing
Fifteen Derpies Swarming
Fourteen Mayors Mayoring
Thirteen Sunsets sparring
Twelve DJs mixing
Eleven Trixies tricking
Ten chickens scooting
Nine zebras cooking
Eight Sweeties singing
Seven drakes a-hoarding
Six Rares a-moving
Five pronking Pinks
Four worried Vets
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
It was one in the morning, and Twilight heard something scuttling around the base of her tree library. A lot of somethings if her hearing was go-.
CRASH
A lot of very big somethings which made Twilight think of one thing and shuddered at the mental image of having seventeen son-in-laws at once. Nyx might like that but there was no way in Yggdrasil's wormy bark she was going to deal with that at this time of day.
Walking down the staircase to the library with a super soaker floating in her magic, she saw a massive moving around with her daughter whispering and a verylargeholeinherlibrarythatwasthesizeofthedoor! WhydidNyxnotusethelanneaacidadoor!?
Flicking on the light, there was a sudden series of roars and crashes as several masses of creatures fled her library through the walls-not one using a previously created wall!- with her daughter, wait daughters, covering their eyes before glaring at her, as if she was at fault.
"Thanks mom," all seventeen of her daughters snarked in unison. "We just got all those fragments of Larry home and you had to scare him away!" Sighing, they nodded at each other before turning to their teenager form before making their own exit holes in already weakened library. "We'll be back once we can!" They shouted at her, curses grumbled under Nyx Sparkle Rush, Nyx Sparkle Rush, Nyx Sparkle Rush, Nyx Sparkle Rush, Nyx Sparkle Rush, Nyx Sparkle Rush, Nyx Sparkle Rush, Nyx Sparkle Rush, Nyx Sparkle Rush, Nyx Sparkle Rush, Nyx Sparkle Rush, Nyx Sparkle Rush, Nyx Sparkle Rush, Nyx Sparkle Rush, Nyx Sparkle Rush, Nyx Sparkle Rush and Nyx Sparkle Rush, leaving Twilight Sparkle fuming angrily up at them as she stormed out of the front door of the library.
"You could have used the oak-damn door!" she screamed, slamming it shut behind her only to hear a horrid creaking sound before the familiar sound of her library crashing into the ground.
Shining Armor and Cadence were quickly to find their nieces and pets coming over for a surprise visit that their mother knew of and there was no reason to write a letter home to confirm this.
The seventeenth day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Seventeen Nyx A-taming
Sixteen Sunnies Surfing
Fifteen Derpies Swarming
Fourteen Mayors Mayoring
Thirteen Sunsets sparring
Twelve DJs mixing
Eleven Trixies tricking
Ten chickens scooting
Nine zebras cooking
Eight Sweeties singing
Seven drakes a-hoarding
Six Rares a-moving
Five pronking Pinks
Four worried Vets
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
Shining Armor woke up next to Shining Armor who was greeted by Shining Armor arousing who had Shining Armor gain consciousness next to him who had Shining Armor stirring who had Shining Armor yawning himself awake next him who had Shining Armor shake himself awake next to blinking awake Shining Armor who found himself holding a wide eyed Shining Armor who accidentally kicked Shining Armor away from dreamland who bumped Shining Armor wide awake who poked Shining Armor into alertness with his horn who pushed Shining Armor off the bed who tugged Shining Armor and Shining Armor down with him who landed on Shining Armor laying on Shining Armor next to Shining Armor with a very excited Cadence in the center in the middle of the bed.
"Loves?" She cooed to her eighteen husbands, all of them turning their heads in unison to her. "Are you thinking what I am thinking?"
They grinned at her, nodding their heads. "I've been waiting for this kind of thing for a very long day," Shining Armor whispered into her ear. "Boys, are we ready for some fun with our favourite lady?"
Cadence would later find herself in Mac's bar, drinking up a storm with her sister-in-law who were both furious with all colts named Shining Armor; the wife for misleading her on a day of fun together to go off fishing with his seventeen nieces, and sister for using her tree as makeshift fishing poles.
The eighteenth day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Eighteen Shinings Fishing
Seventeen Nyx A-taming
Sixteen Sunnies Surfing
Fifteen Derpies Swarming
Fourteen Mayors Mayoring
Thirteen Sunsets sparring
Twelve DJs mixing
Eleven Trixies tricking
Ten chickens scooting
Nine zebras cooking
Eight Sweeties singing
Seven drakes a-hoarding
Six Rares a-moving
Five pronking Pinks
Four worried Vets
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
Twilight let out a yawn and poked her head out of the window.
She was greeted by the sight of nineteen grinning Discords, each holding a wide range of artillery weaponry with balloons as ammunition pointed directly at her.
On one hoof, she could try and deal with Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord and Discord and whatever they had planned for her for the entire day and hope that they wouldn't destroy her tree.
Or she could take the other option, hide on that island and chalk up this day as a lost cause.
With a teleport, the purple pony was gone with Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord and Discord laughing and congratulating each other for a wonderful prank.
Sometimes the best prank was doing nothing at all and let the sucker do all the work for them.
Making a mental note to pick Twilight up few minutes before midnight in a plane made of old oak-head here, they all went to be with Berry and make Pinchy's day so much fun!
The nineteenth day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Nineteen Trolling Discords
Eighteen Shinings Fishing
Seventeen Nyx A-taming
Sixteen Sunnies Surfing
Fifteen Derpies Swarming
Fourteen Mayors Mayoring
Thirteen Sunsets sparring
Twelve DJs mixing
Eleven Trixies tricking
Ten chickens scooting
Nine zebras cooking
Eight Sweeties singing
Seven drakes a-hoarding
Six Rares a-moving
Five pronking Pinks
Four worried Vets
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
There was the unmistakable sound of panic fleeing as the door to Bon Bon's shop slammed open and a very distinct minty green blur dove past her and hide behind the counter, although there seemed to be more of her best friend then normal...
"LYRAS, I KNOW YOU ARE HERE!!!" Twilight's voice carried through the town, with Bon Bon risking a glance back to see over a dozen pairs of golden eyes pleading for her to stay quiet.
She turned her head in time to see Twilight run towards her and slam her head into the wall, most likely due to the bucket jammed onto her horn blocking her vision.
"Are you okay?" Bon Bon asked, helping the bucket trapped mare up.
"Yeah, not the first time I've had a bucket stuck on my head," Twilight grumbled, turning to face the earth pony with a blank look on her bucket.
"So what happened?"
"Your Lyras decided to do some conspiracy research in my library and then one of your Lyras got the brilliant idea in her special head that there must be some secret writings behind my library's walls and destroyed my library!"
"Was she right?" Bon Bon asked, blinking in surprise and shooting a glare at the Lyras, causing them to wince.
"Actually yes but that's besides the point!" Twilight protested, swinging her head into the wall. With a whimper, Twilight turned herself around slowly. "If you see them, tell your special marefriends that I will be waiting for them at the hospital as soon as I get this bucket off my head." And so, the bucket librarian trotted away and straight into a lamp post that Discord planted there a few seconds ago.
Bon Bon watched her curse the trees away before walking back into the shop to see four human version of Lyra with three of them holding sea pony versions of Lyra in buckets with the fourth human Lyra holding the fourth seapony Lyra in her arms. There were four normal pony Lyras next to four odd Lyras who each had a sweet roll version of Lyra on their heads. How she knew that all four sweet rolls were a version of Lyra was something Bon Bon did not want to know as it would reveal too many things about herself and it was far too early to go drink.
With a huff, she walked up to the bucketless seapony Lyra and asked, "What happened?"
With a cute squeak, the seapony said, "We were halfway done decoding Star Swirl's true last spell when Twilight came back, we got startled and genius here," the seapony glared upwards at human girl holding her. "Decided it was a good idea to dump me out of my bucket and jam it over Twilight's head so we could get away."
"Well..." Bon Bon paused and tried to think of the right thing to say to Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra and Lyra but then they flashed their big doe eyes at her and she lost the war in an instant. "It worked at very least," her praising got all of them to perk up and smile at her, and then grinned even larger as she asked them about what they found.
The twentieth day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Twenty Lyras Sleuthing
Nineteen Trolling Discords
Eighteen Shinings Fishing
Seventeen Nyx A-taming
Sixteen Sunnies Surfing
Fifteen Derpies Swarming
Fourteen Mayors Mayoring
Thirteen Sunsets sparring
Twelve DJs mixing
Eleven Trixies tricking
Ten chickens scooting
Nine zebras cooking
Eight Sweeties singing
Seven drakes a-hoarding
Six Rares a-moving
Five pronking Pinks
Four worried Vets
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
Twilight let out a yawn and snuggled into her chitin soft pillow and mattress, determined to just take it easy from yesterday's bucket fiasco and do her best to sleep away the eventaWAITAMINUTE!
Twilight leaned back and stared at the changeling pretending to be her pillow, the 'ling waving cheekily at her.
One quick disillusion spell later followed up by a silent tree worthy amount of changelings, Twilight was flying through Ponyville to find the unvigintarchy of the changeling hive, little knowing that Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis and Queen Chrysalis were with Trixie, Trixie, Trixie, Trixie, Trixie, Trixie, Trixie, Trixie, Trixie, Trixie and Trixie visiting Night Light and Twilight Velvet as they were invited by Cadence and Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor and Shining Armor to help explain the emerging cult around Cadence and Flurry Heart and that Twilight would find out after Twilight Velvet showed the changeling queens and showmares her baby pictures.
The twenty-first day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Twenty-one Queens a-hiding
Twenty Lyras Sleuthing
Nineteen Trolling Discords
Eighteen Shinings Fishing
Seventeen Nyx A-taming
Sixteen Sunnies Surfing
Fifteen Derpies Swarming
Fourteen Mayors Mayoring
Thirteen Sunsets sparring
Twelve DJs mixing
Eleven Trixies tricking
Ten chickens scooting
Nine zebras cooking
Eight Sweeties singing
Seven drakes a-hoarding
Six Rares a-moving
Five pronking Pinks
Four worried Vets
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom and Apple Bloom had heard of all the bad luck that Twilight was getting with her tree this month and had tried to be nice to her by tinkering in this lab they had found under the farm when expanding their base.
They had been very happy to learn it was Cybertron based as they had not had the chance to really mess with that in a while.
How were they supposed to know that the Golden Oaks Library was a Predacon today?
With a wince as they felt a massive bolt of magic and ammunition being fired by Twilight and Treebeard respectively, the fillies decided it was time to call it a day on their tinkering and go enjoy their treat from Granny.
The twenty-second day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Twenty-two Blooms a-tink'ring
Twenty-one Queens a-hiding
Twenty Lyras Sleuthing
Nineteen Trolling Discords
Eighteen Shinings Fishing
Seventeen Nyx A-taming
Sixteen Sunnies Surfing
Fifteen Derpies Swarming
Fourteen Mayors Mayoring
Thirteen Sunsets sparring
Twelve DJs mixing
Eleven Trixies tricking
Ten chickens scooting
Nine zebras cooking
Eight Sweeties singing
Seven drakes a-hoarding
Six Rares a-moving
Five pronking Pinks
Four worried Vets
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
Twilight woke up to something splattering on her window. Turning her head, she saw it was a carrot.
"Drago milenario," she swore, preparing herself to deal with twenty three evil little balls of fluff. Teleporting herself to the front door, she looked at Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny and Angel Bunny holding up their red lightsabers and pointed straight at her tree.
She didn't need to put two and two together to figure out what the little bastards were planning to do but she had to know why and asked them.
The lead bunny handed her a datapad saying, 'We know that each looper for the last twenty three days have multiplied and destroyed the tree. I woke up with twenty two brothers and it is our turn.' He grinned at her, putting the lightsaber near a root.
Twilight stared at them before saying, "But you don't have to!"
Angel Bunny quickly wrote something down on the datapad. Twilight lifted it to her face and read 'But we wanna do it.'
There was a sudden buzzing sound and then a loud crash, with Twilight snapping her head in time to see Angel Bunny already cutting down a branch with the others preparing to throw themselves into the air to attack her tree.
And while Twilight was unable to stop all of the Sith bunnies from destroying her tree, she was vindicated when Fluttershy, Fluttershy, Fluttershy and Fluttershy caught them and gave them all a full blast Stare and a very heavy lecture and punishment.
The twenty-third day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Twenty-three Buns a-chopping
Twenty-two Blooms a-tink'ring
Twenty-one Queens a-hiding
Twenty Lyras Sleuthing
Nineteen Trolling Discords
Eighteen Shinings Fishing
Seventeen Nyx A-taming
Sixteen Sunnies Surfing
Fifteen Derpies Swarming
Fourteen Mayors Mayoring
Thirteen Sunsets sparring
Twelve DJs mixing
Eleven Trixies tricking
Ten chickens scooting
Nine zebras cooking
Eight Sweeties singing
Seven drakes a-hoarding
Six Rares a-moving
Five pronking Pinks
Four worried Vets
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
There was a bit of disturbance in the air with the beat of twenty four sets of wings in the air but most in Ponyville were used to the sound of wings in the air. A bit of obstacle avoidance with the drops of paint from above was again not that much of a hassle due this being Ponyville, but the noise disturbance from above was much harder to ignore.
Grizelda, Gilda, Gilda, Grizelda, Gilda, Gilda, Grizelda, Gilda, Gilda, Grizelda, Gilda, Gilda, Grizelda, Grizelda, Grizelda, Grizelda, Gilda, Gilda, Grizelda, Grizelda, Gilda, Gilda, Grizelda, Gilda, Grizelda, Gilda, Gilda, Grizelda, Grizelda, Gilda, Grizelda, Grizelda, Grizelda, Grizelda, Gilda, Gilda, Grizelda, Gilda, Gilda, Gilda, Grizelda, Grizelda, Gilda, Gilda, Grizelda, Grizelda, Grizelda and Gilda were arguing with each other and the other person in the air with them about each griffon and snake pair about their painting.
The person shot them all a glare to quiet them and the non griffin-and-snake pair looked at each canvas carefully before answering with a clear voice of mmmbark to the delight of Gilda and Grizelda and the protests of Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, and Gilda and Grizelda that Gilda and Grizelda did the best job.
They began to argue again when a purple pony suddenly teleported in and shout, "HEY!"
With a roaring screech, each griffon-and-snake snapped their tails and asked 'what' in an equal booming tone.
They all forgot that they had been using the divine brush technique to draw their paintings and caused lightning bolts to crash down on the object below, which was the speckled with paint Golden Oaks Library.
The purple pony stared gobsmacked at the still smoking ruins of her home before glaring at all of the divine-esque beings in front of her.
With a voice of union, they all pointed at each other, griffons-and-snakes-and-dog, and said "SHE DID IT!!!" before bolting in all directions, with their paintings under their arms and squeaky toy in mouth.
Twilight started at the parting goddesses and surprisingly landed gently on the ground, pulled out a piece of paper from nowhere, wrote down three names and calmly walked to the Sweet Apple Acres to get so drunk that the temptation to start a dual war with Neighpon and Griffonstone would go away and muttering to herself there was only one more day of this to deal with.
The twenty-fourth day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Twenty-four Griffons painting
Twenty-three Buns a-chopping
Twenty-two Blooms a-tink'ring
Twenty-one Queens a-hiding
Twenty Lyras Sleuthing
Nineteen Trolling Discords
Eighteen Shinings Fishing
Seventeen Nyx A-taming
Sixteen Sunnies Surfing
Fifteen Derpies Swarming
Fourteen Mayors Mayoring
Thirteen Sunsets sparring
Twelve DJs mixing
Eleven Trixies tricking
Ten chickens scooting
Nine zebras cooking
Eight Sweeties singing
Seven drakes a-hoarding
Six Rares a-moving
Five pronking Pinks
Four worried Vets
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
Princess Luna had long ago decided that the heavens should not just be for her seventeen sisters to surf. She was the princess of the night sky and as the younger sister, she had an obligation to outdo her sister in the field of hobby.
Hence her practicing parkour in the asteroid field above the planet with Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna and Luna.
It had seemed like a good idea at the time until Luna had missed the next asteroid and slipped, taking her twenty-four sisters down with her as they were all tethered together for safety - if one Luna had started to float away, her sisters could pull her back in.
Oh but hindsight was a cruel god that loved to mock people and Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna and Luna had learned that by crashing into a perfect circle around the Golden Oaks Library, her sisters' personal student cowering in the doorway before standing up in surprise. As far as the unicorn was concerned, Yggdrasil had missed her tree this day and she even spoke aloud about it.
If only Twilight remembered several things: Yggdrasil was plenty petty at times, its sense of humour sometimes involved a subversion to an event, and that the sounds Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna and Luna made were almost a perfect adaption to a musical number known as 'Those Endearing Young Charms'.
If she had, she would have realized and prepared herself for the Golden Oaks Library to explode as soon as she opened the door. One elderly squirrel rated the punchline as a generous five point seven, as she had done better in her day, before stepping back as three foals were chased by an earth pony security guard with a large net.
The twenty-fifth day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Twenty-five Lu's parkouring
Twenty-four Griffons painting
Twenty-three Buns a-chopping
Twenty-two Blooms a-tink'ring
Twenty-one Queens a-hiding
Twenty Lyras Sleuthing
Nineteen Trolling Discords
Eighteen Shinings Fishing
Seventeen Nyx A-taming
Sixteen Sunnies Surfing
Fifteen Derpies Swarming
Fourteen Mayors Mayoring
Thirteen Sunsets sparring
Twelve DJs mixing
Eleven Trixies tricking
Ten chickens scooting
Nine zebras cooking
Eight Sweeties singing
Seven drakes a-hoarding
Six Rares a-moving
Five pronking Pinks
Four worried Vets
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
Silver Spoon the earth pony, Silver the draconequus, Silver the squirrel, Silver the changeling, Silver the raven, Silver the bat, Silver the lioness, Silver the Starbeast, Silver the griffon, Silver the diamond dog, Silver the unicorn, Silver the pegasus, Silver the crystal pony, Silver the seapony, Silver the tiger, Silver the gorilla, Silver the human, Silver the cubi, Silver the Saphire, Silver the bear, Silver the elephant, Silver the hydra, Silver the dragoness, Silver the she-wolf, Silver the basilisk and Silver the living tank all watched Twilight shake her flanks up at the sky, taunting and laughing at Yggdrasil that the whole holiday song looper increased number stunt was over as it was twenty sixth day.
Silver the squirrel looked at her sisters and grinned, fixing her glasses. "So," she asked them all. "We are all ready for our turn to wreck the tree?"
There was a chorus of noise from all of the Silvers' present who suddenly went silent and looked scared stiff at something behind Silver the raven.
Twilight walked dejectedly pasted them, shaking her head in reluctant acceptance of her lot in this loop. "You missed your chance girls; today my tree was Groot and he left to join the Guardians," she told them as she made her way to the bar, leaving the young girls pouting.
The twenty-sixth day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Twenty-six Silvers sulking
Twenty-five Lu's parkouring
Twenty-four Griffons painting
Twenty-three Buns a-chopping
Twenty-two Blooms a-tink'ring
Twenty-one Queens a-hiding
Twenty Lyras Sleuthing
Nineteen Trolling Discords
Eighteen Shinings Fishing
Seventeen Nyx A-taming
Sixteen Sunnies Surfing
Fifteen Derpies Swarming
Fourteen Mayors Mayoring
Thirteen Sunsets sparring
Twelve DJs mixing
Eleven Trixies tricking
Ten chickens scooting
Nine zebras cooking
Eight Sweeties singing
Seven drakes a-hoarding
Six Rares a-moving
Five pronking Pinks
Four worried Vets
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch and Berry Punch looked at each other. On one hoof, their liquid knowledge taken from the Golden Oaks Library itself was a bit too alcoholic and not enlightening enough as they had intended.
On the other hoof, Twilight was so plastered on the stuff that she wasn’t complaining which was good as they had proscribed to the philosophy that it was better to ask forgiveness than permission.
They just had to get her to put pants back on was all...
The twenty-seventh day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Twenty-seven Berrys brewing
Twenty-six Silvers sulking
Twenty-five Lu's parkouring
Twenty-four Griffons painting
Twenty-three Buns a-chopping
Twenty-two Blooms a-tink'ring
Twenty-one Queens a-hiding
Twenty Lyras Sleuthing
Nineteen Trolling Discords
Eighteen Shinings Fishing
Seventeen Nyx A-taming
Sixteen Sunnies Surfing
Fifteen Derpies Swarming
Fourteen Mayors Mayoring
Thirteen Sunsets sparring
Twelve DJs mixing
Eleven Trixies tricking
Ten chickens scooting
Nine zebras cooking
Eight Sweeties singing
Seven drakes a-hoarding
Six Rares a-moving
Five pronking Pinks
Four worried Vets
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara and Diamond Tiara shared a guilty look with each other as Twilight tried to console them.
They had planned for almost everything: locating the locations of the gem veins, planning how much they would need to mine out and even hiring properly trained Diamond Dogs who had the blessing of quadragintaunusarchy of Canterlot to make sure everything was up to code!
How they forgot to make sure of what was above was beyond them, although Twilight did appreciate the gift of the crystal model of the Golden Oaks Library among the sunk remains of the real Golden Oaks.
With another round bought, Cheerilee looked at her students and then at Big Mac and Cadence.
"It's either you," she referred to Mac with a tilt of head, then to Cadence. "You or me next. Any plans?"
Cadence raised a hoof before Cheerilee spoke again. "Besides them," she said, tilting her head to Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor and Shining Armor playing a massive O&O game together.
Cadence had the decency to blush but nod her head in the affirmative, with Mac having a sly grin on his face.
Smiling to herself, Cheerilee had the perfect thing planned for Twilight's precious tree.
The twenty-eighth day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Twenty-eight Diamonds Mining
Twenty-seven Berries brewing
Twenty-six Silvers sulking
Twenty-five Lu's parkouring
Twenty-four Griffons painting
Twenty-three Buns a-chopping
Twenty-two Blooms a-tink'ring
Twenty-one Queens a-hiding
Twenty Lyras Sleuthing
Nineteen Trolling Discords
Eighteen Shinings Fishing
Seventeen Nyx A-taming
Sixteen Sunnies Surfing
Fifteen Derpies Swarming
Fourteen Mayors Mayoring
Thirteen Sunsets sparring
Twelve DJs mixing
Eleven Trixies tricking
Ten chickens scooting
Nine zebras cooking
Eight Sweeties singing
Seven drakes a-hoarding
Six Rares a-moving
Five pronking Pinks
Four worried Vets
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
Twilight blinked at what Dean Cheerilee, Professor Cheerilee of Math, Professor Cheerilee of Equuish, Professor Cheerilee of Biology, Professor Cheerilee of Physics, Professor Cheerilee of Chemistry, Professor Cheerilee of History, Professor Cheerilee of Kinesiology, Professor Cheerilee of Home Economics, Professor Cheerilee of Astronomy, Professor Cheerilee of Prench, Professor Cheerilee of Thaumatology, Professor Cheerilee of Linguistics, Professor Cheerilee of Economics, Professor Cheerilee of Theoretical Mathematics, Professor Cheerilee of Theatre, Professor Cheerilee of Astrophysics, Professor Cheerilee of Accounting, Professor Cheerilee of Journalism, Professor Cheerilee of Microbiology, Professor Cheerilee of Neuroscience, Professor Cheerilee of Philosophy, Professor Cheerilee of Political Science, Professor Cheerilee of Psychology, Professor Cheerilee of Sociology, Professor Cheerilee of Equinology, Professor Cheerilee of Art, Professor Cheerilee of Music, Professor Cheerilee of Medical Science, and Professor Cheerilee of Geology just proposed to her.
On one hoof, it would mean losing her tree again and it would be her consenting to it.
On the other hoof, she couldn't find it in herself to say no to donating her tree's wealth of knowledge to the new campus that Cheerilee had set up today and have her library become the base of the new campus library system; not with the vast number of students looking hopefully at her.
With a smile on her face, Twilight lifted her tree out of the ground and began to carry it over to the school with countless ponies, griffons, diamond dogs, minotaurs and other races cheering and thanking her for this act of kindness.
The twenty-ninth day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Twenty-nine Teachers Teaching
Twenty-eight Diamonds Mining
Twenty-seven Berries brewing
Twenty-six Silvers sulking
Twenty-five Lu's parkouring
Twenty-four Griffons painting
Twenty-three Buns a-chopping
Twenty-two Blooms a-tink'ring
Twenty-one Queens a-hiding
Twenty Lyras Sleuthing
Nineteen Trolling Discords
Eighteen Shinings Fishing
Seventeen Nyx A-taming
Sixteen Sunnies Surfing
Fifteen Derpies Swarming
Fourteen Mayors Mayoring
Thirteen Sunsets sparring
Twelve DJs mixing
Eleven Trixies tricking
Ten chickens scooting
Nine zebras cooking
Eight Sweeties singing
Seven drakes a-hoarding
Six Rares a-moving
Five pronking Pinks
Four worried Vets
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
Captain Cadence looked at her crew of Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor and her First Mate Shining Armor and her smile grew as her nieces and friends tried to catch up in the Arboris Sucum, named to prevent its namesake from occurring.
"Cady," First Mate Shining Armor said, stealing a nuzzle to the hooting and hollering of the crew of the Sempiterno Diligunt with their captain rolling her eyes. "Do you really think that using Twily's tree as our ship was a good idea?"
Casting her eyes to the Amicitia Aeternam, with Captain Twilight directing her ship in the mixture of laughter and mock anger with her crew of Applejack, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Fluttershy, Fluttershy, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rarity, Rarity, Rarity, Rarity, Rarity, Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike and Spike after the Sempiterno Diligunt and shook her head at her First Mate. "Twilight's happy, Shiny," Cadence booped her husband's nose with her rubber sword and then pointed the sword to Cadence at the wheel. "Upwards, madam!" She shouted, with Cadence shouting an aye aye captain, with her aunts' ships flying in from the sides with the rest of their friends in their own ships chasing after her.
It had been a while since Cadence kickstarted the age of aerial piracy but it was always such fun!
The thirtieth day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Thirty Cadences Sailing
Twenty-nine Teachers Teaching
Twenty-eight Diamonds Mining
Twenty-seven Berries brewing
Twenty-six Silvers sulking
Twenty-five Lu's parkouring
Twenty-four Griffons painting
Twenty-three Buns a-chopping
Twenty-two Blooms a-tink'ring
Twenty-one Queens a-hiding
Twenty Lyras Sleuthing
Nineteen Trolling Discords
Eighteen Shinings Fishing
Seventeen Nyx A-taming
Sixteen Sunnies Surfing
Fifteen Derpies Swarming
Fourteen Mayors Mayoring
Thirteen Sunsets sparring
Twelve DJs mixing
Eleven Trixies tricking
Ten chickens scooting
Nine zebras cooking
Eight Sweeties singing
Seven drakes a-hoarding
Six Rares a-moving
Five pronking Pinks
Four worried Vets
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
On the thirty first day of August Twilight awoke in her bed in Canterlot, with a light snow storm blowing outside. Frowning in confusion as she stretched her back at this placement, her nose alerted her to the scent of freshly made pancakes and triple espresso coffee downstairs which overwrote all other thoughts. Teleporting down to the kitchen table, she saw that there was a plate set out for her but neither her mother or father were present.
She wanted to investigate this peculiarity but oh Mom made her sweet blueberry triple-decker pancakes!
Taking a page from Pinkie's book, she unhinged her mouth and began to devour the feast with savagery and unbounded lust, leaving not even a crumb as evidence to its existence as she licked the plate over and over again before pausing and altering the spell her mom put in place that alerted the elder Twilight when one of her children ate unbecomingly.
Placing the plate in the sink as her magic began to clean it, she began to sip her coffee and examine the kitchen a bit better.
Tilting her head, she found a letter addressed to her by her parents, telling her to fly over to Ponyville as all her friends were waiting for her and they were with them.
And not to assault the pancakes and take her time to eat them.
With a small blush on her face and snort leaving her lips, she left her house and stared straight up in the light snow storm. With a soft smile gracing her mouth, she felt the wave of magic that came with ascending, feeling her body grow and extended outwards, her wings coming into existence yet feeling as if they had always been there.
With a push of her earth pony magic, she launched herself into the sky and began to make her way to her true home, Ponyville.
She let the thoughts of all she had experienced throughout her long life and all the wondrous, marvelous, awe inspiring, horrifying, mind shattering, eye opening, eternity of countless events that she or any other being could never have experienced in the furthest reaches of Equestria in her first life and let out a sigh as it was washed over her.
She had grown by leaps and bounds; becoming the sole person that her entire reality depended on, being subjugated to endure never ending eternity by godlike beings that were striving to fix the total sum of all existence from something beyond their understanding only to learn that she would not be alone as her friends joined her in her travels through time, space, reality and dimensions. She had turned her job of protecting her reality into something even more precious by opening the doors of her world to those who suffered from the harsher elements of the multiverse and allowing them peace, earning praise from the god assigned to her world's repair at their kindness and generosity to a person in need. She had become a mother to a beautiful soul, and responsible for helping those trapped by their own making find freedom and their own soul. She had grown into a strong mare that would defend those in need, and she had prided herself in how rarely she needed to use her powers to end a life. She had guided her child when her heart was broken and stood by that young mare when she told her the wonderful news that she was going to be wedded. She still cried tears of joy when she recalled when she gave her daughter up at the altar, her heart threatening to break free of her chest at the love she had for her daughter and all those that had made it their purpose to see that day pass simply because all of that she and her friends had done for all of reality.
With a chuckle that boomed into full chest of laughter, Twilight swooped and dove in the air, corkscrewing here and there, allowing the wind to kiss her coat as she made her way down to Ponyville, down to the Golden Oaks Library, the grand and mighty oak tree that served as her home for the countless eons that she had been alive. It was due in part of a point of focus in reality that this tree did not survive: something or someone would cause its end despite her efforts to counter it.
Sometimes, it was a power mad centaur as it was due to how time was supposed to be and reality preferred what was supposed to be be. Other times, her friends were the cause as they wished to play a joke on her. Sometimes, it was reality, Yggdrasil the world computer tree, itself that did the deed as it was due to its humour being a bit odd at times.
Landing in front of her tree, she cast her eyes upwards and said, "Come on Yggdrasil, give me your best shot."
Yggdrasil seemed to answer her by causing the library to vanish for second before replacing it with something that Twilight Sparkle had not seen before, causing her to stand in shock awe before laughter began to escape her mouth.
With a hoof resting on the dark oak tree's door, she opened it to see a massive party underway with Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch, Berry Punch and Berry Punch serving drinks to everyone with Zecora, Zecora, Zecora, Zecora, Zecora, Zecora, Zecora, Zecora and Zecora serving up the food that they had made.
Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor, Shining Armor and Shining Armor snuggling together in a corner with her parents talking to them as well their adoptive daughters Sunset Shimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Sunset Shimmer and Sunset Shimmer with Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Silver Spoon, Silver Spoon, Silver Spoon, Silver Spoon, Silver Spoon, Silver Spoon, Silver Spoon, Silver Spoon, Silver Spoon, Silver Spoon, Silver Spoon, Silver Spoon, Silver Spoon, Silver Spoon, Silver Spoon, Silver Spoon, Silver Spoon, Silver Spoon, Silver Spoon, Silver Spoon, Silver Spoon, Silver Spoon, Silver Spoon, Silver Spoon, Silver Spoon, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Apple Bloom, Nyx, Nyx, Nyx, Nyx, Nyx, Nyx, Nyx, Nyx, Nyx, Nyx, Nyx, Nyx, Nyx, Nyx, Nyx, Nyx, Nyx, Scootaloo, Scootaloo, Scootaloo, Scootaloo, Scootaloo, Scootaloo, Scootaloo, Scootaloo, Scootaloo, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Sweetie Belle, Sweetie Belle, Sweetie Belle, Sweetie Belle, Sweetie Belle, Sweetie Belle, Sweetie Belle, Pinchy Punch and Dinky playing a game of Chaos at their feet with the Ruby and Dinky in the clear lead, to the pleasure of Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Derpy, Derpy, Derpy, Derpy, Derpy, Derpy, Derpy, Derpy, Derpy, Derpy, Derpy, Derpy, Derpy, Derpy and Derpy.
Cheerilee, Cheerilee, Cheerilee, Cheerilee, Cheerilee, Cheerilee, Cheerilee, Cheerilee, Cheerilee, Cheerilee, Cheerilee, Cheerilee, Cheerilee, Cheerilee, Cheerilee, Cheerilee, Cheerilee, Cheerilee, Cheerilee, Cheerilee, Cheerilee, Cheerilee, Cheerilee, Cheerilee, Cheerilee, Cheerilee, Cheerilee, Cheerilee and Cheerilee were talking with Ivory Scroll, Ivory Scroll, Ivory Scroll, Ivory Scroll, Ivory Scroll, Ivory Scroll, Ivory Scroll, Ivory Scroll, Ivory Scroll, Ivory Scroll, Ivory Scroll, Ivory Scroll, Ivory Scroll and Ivory Scroll about visiting their parents while talking to Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda, Gilda and Grizelda and Gilda and Grizelda about their paintings and offering them a spot in their academy, with the high griffons looking a split between eager and worried over their drunken master who held her head in her paws who had her back rubbed by a certain werewolf named Leah.
Princess Luna, Princess Luna, Princess Luna, Princess Luna, Princess Luna, Princess Luna, Princess Luna, Princess Luna, Princess Luna, Princess Luna, Princess Luna, Princess Luna, Princess Luna, Princess Luna, Princess Luna, Princess Luna, Princess Luna, Princess Luna, Princess Luna, Princess Luna, Princess Luna, Princess Luna, Princess Luna, Princess Luna, Princess Luna, Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia and Princess Celestia were talking to Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, Trixie, Trixie, Trixie, Trixie, Trixie, Trixie, Trixie, Trixie, Trixie, Trixie and Trixie about convincing the changeling queens to take their place so they could practice surfing and parkouring more with the changeling queens and showmares driving a fierce battle of negations that Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny, Angel Bunny and Angel Bunny were overseeing.
Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Lyra, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch, Vinyl Scratch and Vinyl Scratch were playing soft music which were causing their best friends, who may or may not be their marefriends to smile happily at the thirty two musicians on stage.
Nearest to her was her brother and son Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike, and Spike curled around his wives and her best friends Rarity, Rarity, Rarity, Rarity, Rarity and Rarity who were next to Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Futtershy, Fluttershy, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Applejack, sharing a plate of homemade cookies.
As she stepped in, she was greeted by all her friends and family and she knew in her heart that there was no place like home.
Closing the door behind her, Twilight went inside to enjoy a perfect day.
The thirty-first day of Hearth's Warming, Yggdrasil gave to me
Thirty-one Macs Serving
Thirty Cadences Sailing
Twenty-nine Teachers Teaching
Twenty-eight Diamonds Mining
Twenty-seven Berries brewing
Twenty-six Silvers sulking
Twenty-five Lu's parkouring
Twenty-four Griffons painting
Twenty-three Buns a-chopping
Twenty-two Blooms a-tink'ring
Twenty-one Queens a-hiding
Twenty Lyras Sleuthing
Nineteen Trolling Discords
Eighteen Shinings Fishing
Seventeen Nyx A-taming
Sixteen Sunnies Surfing
Fifteen Derpies Swarming
Fourteen Mayors Mayoring
Thirteen Sunsets sparring
Twelve DJs mixing
Eleven Trixies tricking
Ten chickens scooting
Nine zebras cooking
Eight Sweeties singing
Seven drakes a-hoarding
Six Rares a-moving
Five pronking Pinks
Four worried Vets
Three snoozing Dashes
Two bucking 'Jacks
And the absence of an oak tree
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Daaaaaaaaaamn! I would have snapped at the Celestia one.
I laughed at Twilight'a tree becoming Groot.
Twilight reacting to the sudden squash dropped on her house by Angel bunny like:
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Okay, this one definitely overstayed its welcome. I barely glanced at anything past twenty-five. Still, I'm sure it was fun to put together in the forums.
oh, i just have to put this here:
That would be twelve, not eleven. A baker's dozen is thirteen.
(By the way "almost a baker's dozen" is a phrase that doesn't really make sense. Since "dozen" works just fine.)
at least pinkie happened early, that one could have gone much worse
8131281 I wrote one per day as a challenge for myself and I only missed a few days of uploading-It was fun in that aspect; fulfilling a writing 30-day challenge is good for the soul
8131281 Bravo on making it to 25, I skipped after 12.
8131386 Huh. Thanks, I didn't get that one.
okay read the whole thing.
a) this is hilarious
b) until the last day I was thinking "poor poor Twilight"
The last line could have been "and an oak tree full of friends.
8134911
A) Thank you
B) Thank you; that was my plan from the get go
8135331
Wouldn't have fit and ruined the joke
Heh.
As if one wasn't scary enough.
Oh dear.
I don't doubt it.
Heh.
Oh dear.
Of course.
Nope! So much nope!
Why aren't I surprised that that's a spell?
The crankiest of creatures in the whole wide multiverse, this chapter featured Slappy the Squirrel.
I'm fairly certain that I'm an idiot, cause I decided to read the entire last day out loud. It took forever.
Also,
should be in all caps, for multiple reasons.
Worth it just for that.
Who else read this in December?
8139543
Eh; nah, that means you like it.
Someone also sang the entire song by the way.
8131281
8132680
I didn't skip any, though I did skim over name repetitions starting at 6. I'm rather surprised that I mostly read this thing.
You got 8 x Spike here, and the verse was referring to 7... in other words, one Spike too many.
That being said, while I did end up skimming a decent portion of thís chapter, I did notice a reference or two. Such as this:
Have you been watching Nostalgia Critic's review of The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, perhaps?
OMFG ITS THE ANIMANIACS! I LOVE THAT SHOW!
Great chapter although I feel sorry for people who actually read it and not listened to it
Ivory’s are always nothing but malicious. All of this should honestly be counted as torture.