Mini-Shelf: A Collection of Bite Size Stories

by Tavi n Scratch

Potion (Rom, Dark)

The sweet vapors twisted their way through my mind, it smelled like Ponyville after rain and fresh parchment. A clever ruse if I do say so myself. This potion is a tricky brew, making itself appealing to anyone exposed to the smell, giving of an aroma that the mind perceives to be the most pleasant, when in actuality it smells like a simple flower. The entire process was mesmerizing, and highly illegal.

Long ago, the brewing of love potions was outlawed, I can see why. Administer a love potion to anyone and you’ll have them wrapped around your hoof, one could easily topple a nation, overthrow a government, or make away with the most valuable items in pony history.

But of course that’s not what I’m intending to do. I’m trying to not just stimulate obsession, I want to create love from nothing, true love. Well not really nothing, there is already an established friendship, I just need to make it more.

I’m still surprised that I was able to take rejection in stride, that I kept a level head and showed no disappointment. Now that I think about it, I don’t believe I showed any emotions. It was really pitiful, everything I felt for her, and none of the feeling was returned. But that matters little.

Rainbow Dash, you will be mine.

Comments

[Desol]

[Timaeus]

SHE'S NOT CRAZY! YOU'RE CRAZY! ESPECIALLY YOU NAPPA!

Oh and another reference:
adamisatcoventry.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/sheldon-cooper-i-am-not-crazy-my-mother-had-me-tested.jpg

[Paradox949]

2228703 Vegeeeeeta, Vegeeeeeta, I'm haunting you.

[Timaeus]

2231246 I had a hell of a day Vegeta. I sunk their battleships. And their whales...

*in the distance, Aquaman*

Nooooooo!

[Paradox949]

2231254
"Hey"
"What"
"Don’t drop the soap"
"I swear to god Nappa I will shiv you".
Aaaand random image:
fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/078/e/1/mlp_dragonball_and_ponies_by_dmsal1818-d4t9is2.png

[Timaeus]

2233740

"Hi, my name is Nappa. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison..."

"SHUT UP NAPPA!"

"...bitch."

Aaaaand I return the random image with Twilight in a sock, enjoy:
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[Paradox949]

2234790
"Alright everybody, we have to do something about these Saiyans. They’re approaching Earth quickly, and I don’t think we have the strength to take them on alone. Batman, what are your thoughts?"
"Well, I think..."
"IIII have an idea!"
"Oh god, it’s Aquaman..."
"Come on, guys, we could use whales! WHAAAAAAALES!"
"Somebody! Get him out of here!"
"I’ma whaaaaales"

To this day, my favourite Twi image:
mlpchan.net/oat/src/1361489561289.png

[Timaeus]

2234913

*Krillin comes back after supposedly dying from Frieza*

"How the hell did he survive that? I swear, if he used that wish of immortality on himself I am going to murder..."

Gasps

"That bastard."

Totally taking that image. I return the favour with my best Rainbow pic:
sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/155009_10151487408547517_924807241_n.jpg

[Paradox949]

2236293
"All right, I’ve just gotta find one of the Ginyu’s ships, and get the hell out of here! I’ll just go to Freeza Planet 419. No one ever goes to Freeza Planet 419. Not since its species miraculously repopulated."

"I can see the future!"
"Bulma and Vegeta have a kid!"
"The real Buu is a child!"
"Cell reaches his perfect form!"
"(I can see the future!)"
"Goten and Trunks become a guy!"
"Gohan is the strongest in the universe but still doesn’t do crap!"

I take it you have the one where 5 of them are lined up with the hats on?
fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/055/3/4/cold_day_cozy_wallpaper_by_the_moep-d5w3758.png
Also Apples:
i.imgur.com/jdDin.jpg

[Timaeus]

2239472

Okay, first, I HAVE NOT SEEN THAT PICTURE, HNNNNGNGGG

"Naaaaaiiil. Naaaaiiiiiiiil. NAAAAAAAAAIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!"
*I think he's looking for you.*
*Do NOT tell him I'm here!*
"Naaaailll, I can sense you."
*DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT!*

"Lord Guru! You can't leave us!"
"I'm sorry, my children, but my time has come. I must leave you. But before I go, I must confess my sins."
"What do you mean?"
"Do you remember the great drought that befell our planet?"
"The one that nearly wiped out our race?"
"Yeah."
"The one caused by those filthy albinos?"
"Yeah."
"The ones we purged as by your instructions?"
"YEAH, see, I might have shifted the blame on that one."
..."you what?"
"Remember when I said they were the ones responsible for the disappearance of our precious water?"
"We slaughtered thousands!"
"It was me."
"How?!"
"I drank it."
"Wha?"
"How do you think I got so fat!"

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