Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Thirteen
The Pearly Gates opened up and a creature with a snake tail, mismatched horns, and yellow eyes entered. It was Discord, the Draconequues. HE had arrived with an exclusive invite from God.
Strangely, heaven seemed empty, vacant. Turns out, all of the angels were huddled around, watching Equestria as god screwed around. Discord walked over, hands behind his back.
"God? You summoned me?"
The bearded entity looked over his shoulder and returned his view.
"Yes, come here. I am having a bit of fun with the ponies of Equestria, but I am out of ideas. I need you to come and give me some advice."
"Ooh, sounds like fun. When Satan asked for me, he just wanted me to kill people. At least you know how to have real fun."
Discord looked into the world and his mouth formed and o.
"You've been busy. My body has been locked in stone, so I don't really know what's been going on."
The God of Chaos frowned and said, "No, no, no, take the army away."
"Why?"
"Because, it's much funner with just three guys. But...leave the other guys there."
God shrugged.
"If you say so."
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Rainbow Dash was really quite confused. Revenge had been on her mind, but suddenly she almost felt as if the hospital was moving. No doctors or nurses had come, so she just waited. After an hour or so, there was a thud and a slight falling sensation, and the building was still once more.
What was going on?
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Alec snored heavily, as did the rest of his troops. But, suddenly, something was wrong. Alec woke up and noticed that the cave felt...empty.
"Oi, Bob. Wake up."
"*Snort* Yeah?"
"Turn on your flashlight."
There was a ruffling sound and a click echoed throughout the cave. Alec and Bob gasped.
The men. They were gone.
"Check John."
"Yeah, still there?"
"That would be a Pository."
"Twilight?"
"Yap."
"What is going on? Seriously?"
Well, at least they still had all of their loot...
The Alicorn was roused by the men's voices.
"Ugh...why am I still here?"
"Not sure."
John still snored heavily.
"Seems like whatever's screwing with us really wants to see you suffer more."
"Whoopee. Hasn't Celestia killed you guys yet?"
"She tried, but here we are. She might be coming back, though, we literally tore up Ponyville."
"What do you mean...?"
Twilight gaped when she noticed the mounds of loot.
"You guys are really in for it."
"So we guessed. We're hoping that she goes for the other Faction first."
Twilight groaned. She hadn't walked on her own for days...
"Oh well, seems as if our forces have been depleted. Nighty night."
John chose then to wake up.
"Huh? Wha-?"
"Shh. Go back to sleep."
The man sleepily nodded and collapsed to the floor again. Alec really hoped that the Dominandi Faction suffered equal losses.
There was a thundering war cry from outside of the cave.
"Never mind! Everyone wake up!"
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2442820
I was going to, but did you see the rage when I ended the story?
Aaaaaawwww! You took away the armies! AAAAWWWWWW!
ponyvill gone? no more loot to steal? phft JUST STEAL THE LOCALS AND GAURD'S AS LOOT
2444490 Colbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy >:)
IT'S ALIVE!MUAHAHAHAHA
Can't You Notice The Other Changes Here?
Shut Up,Logic
You Too,Insanity
Try Me
*Raises Fork*
A-A-Alright!....Just Not That FOOKIN FARK
Hehehe....Works Every Time
2445229 You should see a doctor or something...
2451856
No
Thank
You
2444560 FUCK EVERY TIME
Back on track.
2551692
I know, that exactly how I felt.
-_-
2551649
Yes, it is, that is my clopfic account. I abandoned it because I suck at it, don't read that, or any, of the stories there. Sort of ironic how you found both of my accounts in one sitting.
This story is... BRILLIANT! NEED MORE NOW!
But... Why is it cancelled?
5104038
Because I grew bored with it. There is still a chance it will be revived, but I'm not sure.
5132889 well, that put a damper on things... But alright