Hole in one.
It was a beautiful day at the Canterlot royal castle. Princess Celestia watched from the balcony of her room at all the ponies below perform there daily tasks that life had given them. In the air she could see a few patrolling guards and even noticed a Wonderbolt show happening at the stadium not fair from her location.On this day, Celestia found her spirit very uplifted for many reasons. She finished her meetings today to discuss the current standings of Equestria and for once in a long time, finished early.
“Maybe I’ll enjoy the day out.” She said softly to no one in particular.
Turning into her room, Celestia saw her regal reflection in a mirror that stood over the drawer that she stored her regal amulets and bracelets in before she went to sleep. Taking a good look at her face, her once celestial mane was naught but a single shade of pink. Normally she would sport her usual colorful mane, but since she was by herself, she let her mane be its natural color.
Turning her mind back to her loyal subjects, she frowned at a few rumors that started to fly around about her because of her pink mane. Rumors that she was just a tyrant masquerading as a loving royal ruler, a crazed prankster that would burn down a house and make the occupants live in a box, or even a lustful ruler that would molest anyone and everyone.
Of course some rumors had truth to them. In her eyes there was nothing wrong with having a bit of fun once in a while. There was nothing wrong with a little release from time to time.
A release.
Celestia needed it, more than anything else. Knowing what she wanted, she trotted over to her closet and opened it to reveal her objects of desire. With a sly grin, Celestia eyed the longest object from its leather holding area and looked over it.
Focusing her magic on it, she lifted it out and smiled at its enormous length. Bringing her hoof up to it, Celestia cooed softly as she felt the sheer smoothness of it. All 52 inches of it. It was big considering her, but it always had a knack for giving her satisfactory results.
“You’re the perfect thing for me right now. A nice, relaxing afternoon with you and I’ll be even more happy. I’m going golfing!” She said rather cheerfully as she placed the club back into the bag and grabbed her standard golfing gear, which consisted of a small green beret, a pair of dark sun glasses, and her golfing bag.
****
As Celestia walked down the fairway, she was continuously greeted by her loyal subjects. All of them greeted her with a soft bow, and she in return gave them a smile and a nod of approval. Her celestial mane was sporting its regal colors and her dark shades shielded her eyes from the very sun she raised daily. Resting on top of her head was her simply green beret that was a bit obscured by her long horn.
Walking down the path, the princess looked around and saw ponies of all ages teeing off. The young ones were playing at the mini-golf and kiddy holes, while happy parents and single ponies alike were having fun. It always brought a smile to her face to see Equestria in harmony like it was.
Arriving at her first hole, she scoped it out to find the best angle to go at and how hard to hit it. Over the course of her life she always partook in sports to keep her beautiful and majestic figure the way it was, of course there was a few times where she would indulge in the sweeter things in life. Sweets and cakes were her greatest desire because it always had a tendency to give her butt a bit more width.
As beautiful as she tried to look, she always loved having a big of fluff in her butt. In fact she had very fond memories tensing Shining Armor with it when she would step ahead of him and sway her marshmallow butt in front of him while he was on duty. Celestia never got tired of watching him blush profusely and loved it more when he would look away feeling embarrassed.
As her eyes locked found her mark, she smiled and lifted her favorite club out of the bag she was carrying with her magic and set up the tee and ball. Just as she put the ball on the tee, she heard the distant booming of a sonic boom being performed. Looking over to the stadium she smiled as the bright rainbow ring filled the sky.
“Seems our newest Wonderbolt is putting on a good show on her first day." Celestia said to herself as she knew it was Rainbow Dash's first performance since graduating from the Wonderbolt academy
Refocusing on her fun and Locking onto her target, Celestia started to hum a simple tune and prepped herself for the shot. Eyeballing the target and the ball for a few seconds, she sung her club and watched the small white ball sail through the air.
“Where did my ball go?” An unnamed pink unicorn mare with a pinkish cream mane said to herself as she pushed the long blades of grass out of the way.
Nearly oblivious to the world around her, she eagerly searched for her missing golf ball she was sure she hit into the patch of tall grass she was at.
“Aha! There you are!” The pink mare said happily as she pulled the last bit of grass out of the way and saw her white ball resting against the ground.
Rather then using her magic to pick it up, she opted to bend over and pick it up with her mouth. Bending her rear upward a bit, she started her descent for the ball while very unaware of the one currently flying towards her. Just as her teeth gripped the ball, she felt something cold and hard slip right into her marehood, and in return she screamed in shock.
“Oh, would you look at that…A hole in one. Seems I haven’t lost my touch.” Celestia chuckled to herself as she brought the iron up to her muzzle and kissed it.
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Nice shot.
I regretted it.
What the hell? That ending caught me completely off guard.
Should we consider this a form of rape...
I dunno, I'm a little confused right now...
I'm think I am going to bed, my head hurts.
And thank you for bringing us a short, but enjoyable story kind sir! I loved it!
You . . . You . . . . WONDERFUL Person You.
That was different. I enjoyed it. Trollestia strikes again.
Pretty good save about 2 spelling errors I noticed.
Oh god my sides.
Spelling error in that she sung her club not swung
This story... I see nothing wrong with it. And he does it again. You are the most confusing train ever.
It seems that when ever you write your speed fics, you always produce something good rather then the fics where you don't say how much time you took to do them.
Never pictured Celestia to be a crack shot.
Not sure if Molestia or Trollestia....
at first I thought it was a dildo not a club but the ending made it worth it
Technically she raped her with a golf ball. I never thought that could ever happen.
Had me laughing at the end. Never saw that *Hole in one* coming.
Beautiful in a knee slapping way. Nicely written.
Kinda wish the unnamed unicorn would have been one of the mane 6. Ah well, beggars can't be choosers.
Awwww, but I wanted to read a fic about Tia stuffing her twat with a golf club!
That was funny! You get a favorite and a five spikes out of five
GENIUS!
How do you write so quickly? When I try to write, it takes me forever to get my idea going.
1930303
RT-E you better write this story. We the fans need it!
>teen rating
"NICE TRY"
After reading:
"Wait, what?"
Oh god why
Just....
LOLWOW
5/5 for creativity
10/5 for humour
4/5 for suspense
19/15 over all...
Not bad at all
~~Flutter-Shy~~
1930303
...yes!
Creative use of balls.
brilliant! Plz make more!
Haha 52. Never laughed so hard
Then golf club
Then hole in one
So good
thumbs up :)
The moment that other mare was mentioned. I knew what was going to happen.
Well done my friend.
52 inches!
Oh, wait it was just a club.
many laughs was had .. more plz
Haven't even read and I'm laughing.
WTF did you get the inspiration to write this, watching Spongebob?
i just died laughing!
more please!
PfffffftchchhhcctffttfhchtfcfhtchtcfhctfhtcfcthahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1931315
Mini-golfing around my house with a bottle of tequila.
1932829 Where the fuck do you live because I want to come over and see your "inspiration process" in action.
Well, this was very stylishly and subtly written
opened it to reveal her objects of desire. With a sly grin, Celestia eyed the longest object from its leather holding area and looked over it.
Focusing her magic on it, she lifted it out and smiled at its enormous length. Bringing her hoof up to it, Celestia cooed softly as she felt the sheer smoothness of it. All 52 inches of it. It was big considering her, but it always had a knack for giving her satisfactory results.
“You’re the perfect thing for me right now. A nice, relaxing afternoon with you and I’ll be even more happy. I’m going golfing!” She said rather cheerfully as she placed the club back into the bag and grabbed her standard golfing gear, which consisted of a small green beret, a pair of dark sun glasses, and her golfing bag.
my thoughts "fifty shades???"
Rather then using her magic to pick it up, she opted to bend over and pick it up with her mouth. Bending her rear upward a bit, she started her descent for the ball while very unaware of the one currently flying towards her. Just as her teeth gripped the ball, she felt something cold and hard slip right into her marehood, and in return she screamed in shock.
“Oh, would you look at that…A hole in one. Seems I haven’t lost my touch.” Celestia chuckled to herself as she brought the iron up to her muzzle and kissed it.
cant decide if thats Trollestia or Molestia....
I REGRET NOTHING!
Cmon, we all assumed that she was gonna let her Molestia side surface for a bit
Nice troll, btw 
Molestia: She will rape you.
Trollestia: She wiil be 100 yards away when she does it.
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All 52 inches of it... How fucking big is Celestia's storage thing?