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RapeTrain-Express


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What the hell? That ending caught me completely off guard.

Should we consider this a form of rape... :rainbowhuh:

I dunno, I'm a little confused right now... :rainbowhuh:

I'm think I am going to bed, my head hurts. :rainbowhuh:

And thank you for bringing us a short, but enjoyable story kind sir! I loved it! :ajsleepy:

You . . . You . . . . WONDERFUL Person You. :pinkiehappy: :derpytongue2:

That was different. I enjoyed it. Trollestia strikes again. :trollestia:

Pretty good save about 2 spelling errors I noticed.

Oh god my sides.:rainbowwild::rainbowlaugh:

Spelling error in that she sung her club not swung
This story... I see nothing wrong with it. And he does it again. You are the most confusing train ever.

It seems that when ever you write your speed fics, you always produce something good rather then the fics where you don't say how much time you took to do them.

Never pictured Celestia to be a crack shot.:unsuresweetie:

Not sure if Molestia or Trollestia....

at first I thought it was a dildo not a club but the ending made it worth it:trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::rainbowkiss::pinkiecrazy::heart::pinkiehappy::moustache:

Technically she raped her with a golf ball. I never thought that could ever happen.

Had me laughing at the end. Never saw that *Hole in one* coming.

Beautiful in a knee slapping way. Nicely written.

Kinda wish the unnamed unicorn would have been one of the mane 6. Ah well, beggars can't be choosers.

Awwww, but I wanted to read a fic about Tia stuffing her twat with a golf club!:pinkiesad2:

That was funny! You get a favorite and a five spikes out of five :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

How do you write so quickly? When I try to write, it takes me forever to get my idea going.

1930303
RT-E you better write this story. We the fans need it!

>teen rating

"NICE TRY"

After reading:

"Wait, what?"

Oh god why

Just....
LOLWOW :trollestia:

5/5 for creativity
10/5 for humour
4/5 for suspense

19/15 over all...

Not bad at all


~~Flutter-Shy~~

Creative use of balls.

brilliant! Plz make more!

Haha 52. Never laughed so hard:rainbowlaugh:
Then golf club:rainbowhuh:
Then hole in one:rainbowlaugh:
So good
thumbs up :)

Comment posted by Team Dashian deleted Jan 9th, 2013

The moment that other mare was mentioned. I knew what was going to happen.

Well done my friend.

52 inches!:pinkiegasp: Oh, wait it was just a club.:applecry:

many laughs was had .. more plz

Haven't even read and I'm laughing. :facehoof: WTF did you get the inspiration to write this, watching Spongebob?

i just died laughing!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy: more please!

PfffffftchchhhcctffttfhchtfcfhtchtcfhctfhtcfcthahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :rainbowlaugh:

1931315
Mini-golfing around my house with a bottle of tequila.

1932829 Where the fuck do you live because I want to come over and see your "inspiration process" in action.

Well, this was very stylishly and subtly written

opened it to reveal her objects of desire. With a sly grin, Celestia eyed the longest object from its leather holding area and looked over it.
Focusing her magic on it, she lifted it out and smiled at its enormous length. Bringing her hoof up to it, Celestia cooed softly as she felt the sheer smoothness of it. All 52 inches of it. It was big considering her, but it always had a knack for giving her satisfactory results.
“You’re the perfect thing for me right now. A nice, relaxing afternoon with you and I’ll be even more happy. I’m going golfing!” She said rather cheerfully as she placed the club back into the bag and grabbed her standard golfing gear, which consisted of a small green beret, a pair of dark sun glasses, and her golfing bag.



my thoughts "fifty shades???" :raritywink::raritywink:

Rather then using her magic to pick it up, she opted to bend over and pick it up with her mouth. Bending her rear upward a bit, she started her descent for the ball while very unaware of the one currently flying towards her. Just as her teeth gripped the ball, she felt something cold and hard slip right into her marehood, and in return she screamed in shock.
“Oh, would you look at that…A hole in one. Seems I haven’t lost my touch.” Celestia chuckled to herself as she brought the iron up to her muzzle and kissed it.


cant decide if thats Trollestia or Molestia....

Celestia needed it, more than anything else. Knowing what she wanted, she trotted over to her closet and opened it to reveal her objects of desire. With a sly grin, Celestia eyed the longest object from its leather holding area and looked over it.
Focusing her magic on it, she lifted it out and smiled at its enormous length. Bringing her hoof up to it, Celestia cooed softly as she felt the sheer smoothness of it. All 52 inches of it. It was big considering her, but it always had a knack for giving her satisfactory results.

Cmon, we all assumed that she was gonna let her Molestia side surface for a bit :rainbowlaugh: Nice troll, btw :trollestia:

Molestia: She will rape you.:rainbowwild:
Trollestia: She wiil be 100 yards away when she does it.:trollestia:

Comment posted by Applejinx deleted Jan 10th, 2013

All 52 inches of it... How fucking big is Celestia's storage thing? :rainbowhuh:

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