Let M'aiq tell you of a short story, where he was trapped in place that he could not remember. Full of colorful ponies, some with green coats, others with purple coats. They come in many colors. M'aiq wishes his coat was green, it's his favorite color. Anyway, he meets two princesses, they send M'aiq home. The End. Well. They did send him back but it wasn't home. Then, he gets sent back. So it continues!
Edit Log:
12/18/12
Now with more M'aiq goodness
12/25/12
Edited and revised the story, might want to read through it again.
12/27/12
Switch to teen. You don't say "I'm going to skip rope with your entrails" and get away with it.
1/12/13
Now with more gore
Chapters (11)
That was the best septim I ever spent.
Um...what...
"M'aiq knows perfectly what M'aiq just wrote"
-M'aiq the Liar
Delivers what it promises: M'aiq being M'aiq,
You're not the worst of your kind, M'aiq, but you're typical of em.
...Yeah okay. You get a pass.
(“They’re royal majesties will now see you.”)
are glade so see we have a
are glade so see
glade so
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Let me change that so to a to
And glade? What on earth is that? Not glad.
This was good for a lol! Also, I think the Space Core was channeling Pinkie Pie.
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Maybe. We will see how this story will do. I might change it from a 1 chapter story into multiple chapters. Or make a sequel to this. I don't know.
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Don't you dare too pull your mind out of the gutter.
Now if there were Mudcrabs...
Isn't M'aiq supposed to be a liar or am I getting a joke wrong?
That would make me sad...
Either way, it's freaking M'aiq! Why wouldn't I follow this humorous master piece?!? Space Core is just a plus. Hmmm.... Now that Twilight has Space Core, does that mean that we won't see him/it again?
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M'aiq being a liar. It depends on which game your going off of. In Morrowind he lies like a sack of potatoes, in Skyrim and I think Oblivion too, he just makes a lot of references about the game development.
Don't worry. Space Core is the second main protagonist, he's not going anytime soon.
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...You're lying aren't you... After all, how can a sack of potatoes lie?
I'll choose to believe you about this information though... For now
For the part with the Latin, should anima not be animas because the souls are the direct objects and therefore should be in the accusative?
I'm a little rusty with my Latin, btw.
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It's fine. I just put the thing through the google machine. Unless it's Spanish, I have no Idea what I am doing. If I could get a Latin translator to correct that for him or some one that knows Latin. M'aiq would be a happy Khajiit.
Pretty great so far. I didn't notice many mistakes, the story is funny, and everyone seems in-character. You now must have a running gag where M'aiq tries to give Shining Armor a belly rub everytime they see each other, regardless of whether or not they're alone.
That said...
M'aiqxShining OTP!
I..I..I can't breath.
Yes.
Oh M'aiq, you poor liar! Ah, how will he respond when he finds out Equestria has dragons??
I love how I read this in the good ol' mad god's voice
It's called the "fish stick" and it's named after the Elder Scrolls Forum's tradition of giving new members a "fish stick", a token of welcome, started by... you know what? The elderscrolls wiki has a trivia tab on sheagorath's page that can explained it much better than I can. It's hella funny, so you should check it out, especially if you'll be writing the mad God. Might inspire ya"
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Good to know and I already know that. But, he's doing a french-fry. Try imagining that.
What about Stanley the talking grapefruit from passwall?
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In the next interlude?
1833942 yay,
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I... How... Now when you say "doing"..? You know what, I'm just not going to think about that. He IS the God of MADNESS, after all. My brain is already plenty broke enough for me! You really do write his voice quite well, by the way, but not as good as M'aiq.
You need to also include a jealous Applejack.
Well, Jyggalag IS Sheagorath's alternate personality... Or is it the other way around? Bah, the daedric God of order, law and entropy is gone anyhow! Say... If M'aiq had a kitten/colt with Shining Armor (what? nobody knows how ponies breed, so it's not impossible!) would it's name be M'aiq the Shining? (Or something similar... Pony naming convenions are WEIRD.) What would it look like? Some kind of wingless hypagriff?
...should probably not think so hard about these kinds of things. They haunt me, so write more and keep my poor gutterbrain occupied!
No words, only belly rubs!
I cannot express how much I love this story!
A wild deadric prince of madness, Sheogorath appears!!
M'aiq uses Space Core!
It has no effect...
I dont know what i just readbut it was awesome
Good concept, but poor execution, you ought to go through the earlier chapters while looking at this, and get rid of all the silly little grammatical mistakes that ruin the flow of the story.
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Funny you should say that. I have been looking through that for the past few days. Editing, revising and what not.
As a fan of Ma'iq in Skyrim, this story is just so frickin hilarious that I can't help but read it over and over again. Keep writing!
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I'm glad you like this. Thank you for your support.
maybe there was supposed to be a word "hug". or maybe i have dumbs.
"an" maybe?
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White.
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You're right it's hug.
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Yes. An.
Thank you, for pointing those out.
I love reading Sheogorath, It's the best goddamn thing, nothing can do 'loosing the floodgates of human stupidity' quite like him.
Which is more powerful: madness, or chaos? Does madness bring chaos, or does chaos cause madness? I suppose it depends on which one goes first, eh? Another lovely chapter!
Hurmly hurm hurm
Hugs make everything better
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"I. Ah. What?"
-Shining Armor
This fits mai`q well. i really like this story so far. ramdom but funny
Ah'm NOT a cereal box!
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What is this "cereal" box you speak of? M'aiq does not understand. He thinks it would be be a serial box, but that doesn't make any sense. You and Space Core confuse him...
JYGALAAG! The world will END Discord.
Whelp Discord is in for a world of hurt now.... Jygalaag, the reverse that is all of Sheo, and most likely also all that is Discord.