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// Interlude: It's Sheogorath! 
// Story: M'aiq in Equestria 
// by Alternate Universe Maiq 
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Hi! It’s me! Sheogorath! Now, I know what you’re thinking. Where’s M’aiq? I need M’aiq! Well. I’ll let you on a little secret. Come closer. Closer. Closer. Closer. 

He’s dead!

Didn’t see that one coming did ya?  Look at you! You should see the look on your face! Oh. Boo. Woo. Did Uncle Sheogorath get your drawers in a knot? 

Seriously though, he won’t be in these interlude chapters. It will be me, cheese and a death threat written on the back of an Argonian concubine. Anyway, my purpose in this ramshackle this author calls a chapter, is to entertain you, while he is busy thinking up new ways to beat… I mean thinking of new ways of sending him on an adventure and maybe answer a question or two. Well. Have I entertained you yet? No? Will an angry immortal playing skip rope with your entrails keep you entertained? That's what I Thought.

Now, BEGONE! I’m doing the french-fry. It’s a delicate state of mind you know.