Hi! It’s me! Sheogorath! Now, I know what you’re thinking. Where’s M’aiq? I need M’aiq! Well. I’ll let you on a little secret. Come closer. Closer. Closer. Closer.
He’s dead!
Didn’t see that one coming did ya? Look at you! You should see the look on your face! Oh. Boo. Woo. Did Uncle Sheogorath get your drawers in a knot?
Seriously though, he won’t be in these interlude chapters. It will be me, cheese and a death threat written on the back of an Argonian concubine. Anyway, my purpose in this ramshackle this author calls a chapter, is to entertain you, while he is busy thinking up new ways to beat… I mean thinking of new ways of sending him on an adventure and maybe answer a question or two. Well. Have I entertained you yet? No? Will an angry immortal playing skip rope with your entrails keep you entertained? That's what I Thought.
Now, BEGONE! I’m doing the french-fry. It’s a delicate state of mind you know.
I love how I read this in the good ol' mad god's voice
It's called the "fish stick" and it's named after the Elder Scrolls Forum's tradition of giving new members a "fish stick", a token of welcome, started by... you know what? The elderscrolls wiki has a trivia tab on sheagorath's page that can explained it much better than I can. It's hella funny, so you should check it out, especially if you'll be writing the mad God. Might inspire ya"
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Good to know and I already know that. But, he's doing a french-fry. Try imagining that.
What about Stanley the talking grapefruit from passwall?
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In the next interlude?
1833942 yay, .
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I... How... Now when you say "doing"..? You know what, I'm just not going to think about that. He IS the God of MADNESS, after all. My brain is already plenty broke enough for me! You really do write his voice quite well, by the way, but not as good as M'aiq.
"an" maybe?