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ARSONIST APPLE PIE374 words

ARSONIST APPLE PIE

The crazed unicorn bucked the doors to the farmhouse open, and made a mad dash to the kitchen area. Just as she had suspected, Granny Smith was currently making apple pies alongside her youngest granddaughter, Applebloom.

Twilight Sparkle trotted into the kitchen and slammed the mayonnaise onto the counter where the other ponies were making the final touches on a nearly finished apple pie. Twilight levitated a wooden spoon toward her and dipped it in the mayonnaise, then smeared it all over the pie. The members of the Apple family protested wildly, but Twilight gave them an eerie smile and replied. ”It's good for you.”

From out of seemingly nowhere, Big Macintosh appeared behind Twilight and tried to grab her to calm her down. He, as the rest of his families apple senses had been going off like mad. Twilight, however noticed his attempt to take her. She teleported easily out of harm's way.

Before Big Mac's inferior earth pony mind could comprehend what had happened, Twilight had knocked him over onto his back and was looking down at him, hunger in her eyes.

”Nope!” Big Macintosh tried to escape, but Twilight trapped him in her magic. ”Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!” Big Mac's pleading went unnoticed as Twilight levitated him down into the apple cellar behind the barn. ”Noooooooooooooooooooo...

...pe”

Spike the brave warrior arrived to the farmhouse about ten minutes later, but he saw no sign of the lavender unicorn he was hunting All he saw was Big Macintosh walking in circles, wincing with every step and muttering something beneath his breath. He also twitched from time to time.

But what caught Spike's eyes was a trail of mayonnaise and something white he presumed to be some kind of garlic sauce, leading through the orchard. He ran after the trail until he saw the small town again, and the trail continued to a decorated house near the center of the village.

”Rarity...” He shuddered at the thought of how the fashionista would react to Twilight's behavior.

Twilight Sparkle didn't share the worries with the dragon, no, she was busy thinking of something Rarity would love to share with her...

”S'mores...” She laughed and ventured inside.

Author's Note:

Welcome to stupid, I'll be your guide this fine day. Short chapter is short.

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