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WeirdBeard


Yarrr!! WeirdBeard be in the writing mood, or something. Idunno, probably'll edit this later.

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After the extravagant 'Gentleman for Mares' company's huge success in Equestria, a large number of competitors began to spring up from around the country. Most were blatant ripoffs, but several were options for mares with a budget. Needless to say, complications arose.

Enter Sweets and his big dumb face.

(Credit of the picture to the original creator (couldn't find the rascal))

(This shouldn't be taken serious. At all. I have nothing but respect for fellow writers here, especially Demon Eyes Lahari and his story: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/60371/Gentleman-for-Mares. The idea really just arrived when I saw the description for it. Simply a parody and nothing more through this. Read at your own discretion.)

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 16 )

Haha that ending gave me the giggles. The last line was hilarious "No we didn't play patty cakes, shut up." best line of the story XD

Funny stuff this Derpy has a thing for Humans.


C'mere you sexy lil muffin!

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Derpy eats the flowers? XD

Nonsense or romance junk with Derpy, straight to the bed.

C'mere you sexy lil muffin

Now i'm wishing someone would say that to me :raritystarry:

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A parody of the silly premise of what would happen if humans were hired out as gigolos. I heard some other writer made a story about it. Weird, eh?

"This is how I die, isn't it?" Hilarious. :)
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lol thats awesome.

Bon Claude Bon Damme

/dead

So even in the gigolo department he's totally friendzoned? Now that is just SAD. :pinkiesad2:

Also, nice nod towards Bon Bon being freaking everywhere, twice, and having a different voice in every episode she speaks in.

Oh man. Poor Sweets. :rainbowlaugh: That was hilarious.

so next chapter sweets tries to buy a mare with the half million bits ? for some action ? right ! right ?

. . . Deuce Biggalo got nothin' on Sweets.:heart::moustache::heart:

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