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Ezn


Author of that writing guide and some stories too.

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"Step right up, folks, for the journey of a lifetime! Happiness, adventure and friendship can be all yours in the magical land of Equestria, and all for the low, low price of just thirty dollars."

Originally written for the /fic/ minific write-off event The Price of a Dream. Coverart sourced from this and this, both by cradet. Thanks to Ion-Sturm, alexmagnet, Pav Feira and whoever else I'm forgetting for all the feedback.

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Comments ( 23 )

I enjoyed reading that. It was very well written!

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The offices of the United States Government are gonna be pissed ya'll are using our citizens for coat racks.

Does Equestria have nukes? Oh no, it doesn't?

Well, then... :pinkiehappy:

Huh? This needs to be continued, because I and probably many others didn't know what the hay happened....

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Best I can tell - this fic is implying that Equestria's atmospheric composition is not suitable for humans to breathe.

Minor thing:

When he hear Twilight’s voice

I believe it should be "When he heard Twilight's voice".

Other than that... didn't do much for me.

Trip to Equestria $30

Oxygen Mask $10

Meeting Twilight in person Priceless. :eeyup:

Good fic, it was pretty funny.

You know, i bet Flim and Flam write every HiE story.

Love it. Always happy to see my favorite contest fics edited up and posted.

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answer: 1447303

In other words, it almost doesn't matter. Humans go to Equestria and freeze into excited, happy statues. Hundreds of them. Twilight has no idea what's going on, but at least Rarity makes good use of them :D

Ezn

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Thank you for saying so!

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Thanks for the correction. The humour here doesn't really resonate with everyone, so you're not alone. Grif thought my punchline was stupid. ;_;

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I wonder if the coatrack industry is a little more lucrative than the cider one...

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Thanks for the plug!

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>Early winter not on schedule
>Have to wrap up winter
>Ponies sing a song
>Bronies faint again
>Problem solved!

Ezn

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Nuclear Winter Wrap-up

Three years of political stand-offs
And battles fought far away
We've kept our children safe in vaults
Time off from work to pray
But the food we've stored is runnin' out
And we can't stay in this hold
But even though we love outside
The war is no longer cold

The world’s no longer welcoming
Instead it’s glowing green
And so it's time to say goodbye
To all our civil means
How can we survive these atrocities
Whatever will we do?
How do I survive without family
I haven't got a clue!

Nuclear Wrap Up! Nuclear Wrap Up!
Let's confront our mortal fears!
Nuclear Wrap Up! Nuclear Wrap Up!

'Cause the nukes are almost here!
'Cause the nukes are almost here!

Sirens blare and spread the word
A nuclear war begins
As missiles fly across the skies
You better hurry in
The impacts are so very loud
And there will be nowhere to go
When the sun comes up
There will be nothing to show!

Nuclear Wrap Up! Nuclear Wrap Up!
Let's confront our mortal fears!
Nuclear Wrap Up! Nuclear Wrap Up!
'Cause the nukes are almost here!
Nuclear Wrap Up! Nuclear Wrap Up!

'Cause the nukes are almost here!
'Cause the nukes are almost here!

Innocents lay everywhere
Under the ash tonight
We wake up the next day with dread
Things will never be right
We try to gather up some food
Our children starve below
We have to find some food to eat
So people can regrow

Nuclear Wrap Up! Nuclear Wrap Up!
Let's confront our mortal fears!
Nuclear Wrap Up! Nuclear Wrap Up!
'Cause the nukes are almost here!
Nuclear Wrap Up! Nuclear Wrap Up!

'Cause the nukes are almost here!
'Cause the nukes are almost here!

No easy task to clear the ground
Of rubble and debris
The radiation will harm
Everyone, it seems
Food, water, everything
Even the ground too
Radiation is everywhere
There’s nothing we can do!

Nuclear Wrap Up! Nuclear Wrap Up!
Let's confront our mortal fears!
Nuclear Wrap Up! Nuclear Wrap Up!
'Cause the nukes are almost here!
Nuclear Wrap Up! Nuclear Wrap Up!

'Cause the nukes are almost here!
'Cause the nukes are almost here!

Now that it is certain we’re all doomed
It’s no longer an arms race
Society is gone at last
Not even left a trace
How will the earth recover now
Nothing but nuclear decay
We’ve all been turned to dust
Civilization ends today
Civilization ends today

Nuclear Wrap Up! Nuclear Wrap Up!
Let's confront our mortal fears!
Nuclear Wrap Up! Nuclear Wrap Up!
'Cause the nukes are almost here!
Nuclear Wrap Up! Nuclear Wrap Up!

'Cause the nukes are almost here!
'Cause the nukes are almost here!
'Cause the nukes are almost here!

(not sure who wrote that, by the way)

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Any pony who is any pony needs something to hang their clothes/coats on.
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Funny BiE sendup, but it just kind of stops. :/ This needed something extra.

Funny, but I'd really like to read more xD

I needs to be continued! Otherwise great story so far. :raritystarry::twilightsmile::pinkiehappy:

This story was interesting. Not exactly on the funny side, but I can put in a smile.
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What was that exactly? Never mind, at least it was singable...

The sad thing is, most of us would probably end up doing the same thing...

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