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AndNoOneSingsMeLullabies
An alt account for posting violent, gory, fetish-filled clop. Apparently, green isn't my color.
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I'll be the first to say it...
What in the ever loving fuck
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It's all about protecting the foals.
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Yes
What the fuck! I'm starting to wonder why I read this.
Makes me curious how many people are reading this without the context of Current Eventstm. Presumably the downvoters at minimum.
A better question is “what.”
As in, what is this clearly not based on? That’s what I wanna know
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Nothing, clearly.
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https://www.fimfiction.net/group/12/clopfics/thread/536499/fimfetch-owner-declares-jihad-on-foalcon-doxes-hundreds-of-users
And
https://mlpol.net/images/src/14E3E54852B2956E145CA9F40CCCC288-975090.png (NSFW censored)
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Oh, wow. That's crazy. First I'm hearing of all that. What an amazing coincidence.
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Does this mean you’re taking this story down? I’m not saying it NEEDS to be taken down, mind you. This is just me wondering.
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Of course not. I'm not nearly pious enough to delete a foalcon fic from an online archive of fanfics. Truly, only the best and bravest of people would do that.
This is purely a fetch moment
This comments section is pure gold
Uh oh, bucko. You're going on The List™ now!
I love you for this. Protect those damn foals from that horrible
stallionRainbow Dash!11868021
yea seriously i didnt know theres an official list of people to be friends with
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I don't understand you damn kids and your newfangled slang
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How much gold do I get? Is it enough to buy a filly or two?
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Pfft, I was already on the cool-guy list, anyway.
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Damn foalphile freaks! Clearly looking at a filly for any amount of time is grounds for death!
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It was very nice for someone to compile a list of all the cool people in the MLP fandom.
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Exactly! Doesn't matter if they were a minor, a background horse edit, or even if they are dead! Kill them allllll!!!!!!1!1!1!
...ok yeah i feel a bit bad on that last one but satirical point still stands.
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Thank you. Google was only telling me about Russia not liking gay ponies.
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Well, that sounds kind of gay of them.
That feeling when you're not on the cool people™ list.
Zased.... friggin zased....
Remember; always shout the loudest and project unto others what you do yourself, and always be a massive hypocrite because of some superiority complex.
All I can say is...
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Hilarious read.
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glad I'm not the only one that thought this. It's like a phonebook of potential friends that won't kinkshame.
It's nice being one of the cool kids 8)
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Yeah, that's the clearly proven way to be liked and respected online.
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Gotta fiddle more foals. Up your numbers, dude.
I only like foalcon if I am the foal.
Please rape and kill me.......
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This is a perfectly normal and healthy thing to say and ask for.
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Thanks for the verification. I was touched as a foal and have had therapy and make it normal to me so i can deal with it and i am called a foalcon. Then other people make art of this but it really helps us who are tortured.
This!!
The best way to call out the Hypocrites is through exposure and satire. The smart ones will shut up and go away, and the dumb ones (the Vast Majority™) will just dig their own graves deeper.
Perhaps the Gallant Doxxer® should reread the old adage about throwing stones in glass houses?
Uh-oh ... guess I'm going on The List© now, too!
For context, a full breakdown of The Drama and The Collaborators® involved in this charade!
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Oh cool!
This deranged satire is pure gold.
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What? What is the "recent events" all about?
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The Whole Shitshow™ over on Desu’s /mlp/ thread.
Bring your basghettis!
Why does the stallion in this story remind me so much of the pedophile DataByte who deleted stories from his site FimFetch.net instead of preserving them as he was paid to do by his patreons?
i.postimg.cc/76v6mp69/Data-Byte-is-a-pedophile.png
This was glorious and thank you for making it.
Absolutely hilariousN I hope we get a whole lot more fics featuring this character.