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Kiernan


I left for eight years. Now I've returned, a changed beast.

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Generally I don't like most of the "weak" protagonists, but I like this one very well.

The Chapters are really short

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That's just how I operate. The chapters are short, but I publish five per week.

If you like, some people just check back on a particular day of the week to allow for about half an hour of reading, rather than just looking at what's there over the lunch break.

Lol, making him verbally compose her a letter is great!

So timeline wise, is this after NMM came back but she won?

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It is not, but it certainly seems that way. It's actually a second rising that took place after Twilight's coronation. So, it actually is Princess Luna, ascended to the role of Queen.

As Celestia placed his fingertips at her waistband, Jake swallowed. He was going to do this, even if he didn't like the thought of it. He slid his hands down into her panties and cupped her enormous balls.

Well.... That shit excalated quickly 🗿

I probably would have been more interested in this story if the guy had been dude a pony, still it's not bad

"Well, at least you're honest." She began to thrust up between his thighs, which he squeezed around her girth, and before too long, she was finished, and she pulled away before Jake could reach his own climax. He was about to climb out of bed, but she pushed him back down, wrapping her lips around his cock and tonguing his balls. He definitely couldn't reach her throat, but she certainly sucked hard enough that he felt a couple of centimetres longer, and it wasn't more than a few seconds before HER reached his climax.

It
Should be His climax

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It should be HE, actually.

And it's been fixed.

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Sorry it autocorrected it as His .instead of He ,and I was to lazy to change it.

So... was chapter 29 posted by mistake?

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Nope. April Fool's joke. I have a history of not being funny.

Like that joke I tell about the guy whose tongue was crushed. He was going down on an elevator. Then the doors closed.

Welp...after last chapter now this one makes more sense. I might have to wonder if Jake is a lightweight.

Posting a future chapter far in advance is a pretty smart April Fools joke, I have to admit. Although it only really works because this chapter is pracitcally nonsense without context from the previous one.

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Absinthe is pretty strong stuff.

But yeah, he's a lightweight. There was a reference to him not drinking more than a beer before, and not liking the taste that was toned down to remove the context so that the chapter could actually be an April Fool's joke. That's also why his vomit was green.

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It wasn't really that far in advance...

Wonder how angry Celestia would get if someone explaines late stage capitalism to her.

I think the story would have been better if the princess wasn't an anthro

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It certainly would have been a different story. Personally, I also prefer the more equine form. It's more fun to think about.

However, this story was a request. The requester specifically asked for Celestia to be an anthro pony. In fact, he sent a picture. I may have preferred the other way, but this is the way he wanted it, so this is the way that it is.

It's not like you didn't have warning. The story was tagged for anthro.

Celestia smiled. "All fruits are actually vegetables. Vegetables just means edible plants. Roots, like carrots and beets, stalks, like broccoli and cauliflower, leaves like spinach and cabbage, tubers, like potatoes... What makes something a fruit is dependant on two factors. First, it came from a flower. Second, it has seeds in it. Fruits are nothing more complicated than seed pods with all the nutrients to advance its growth."

So I got to ask. Do you watch the YouTube channel Food Theory, or is it coincidence that they recently did a video on this exact topic

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Coincidence. I've known this for years.

That was a hot point of debate twenty-some years ago, that the tomato is a vegetable. No, it's a fruit. But that's okay, because it's still tasty and nutritious. We can still love the tomato and even grill them as if they were a vegetable.

And then I found out you can grill bananas. That was an experience. Try it with peanut butter ice cream; it's very good.

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