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Nope. April Fool's joke. I have a history of not being funny.

Like that joke I tell about the guy whose tongue was crushed. He was going down on an elevator. Then the doors closed.

Welp...after last chapter now this one makes more sense. I might have to wonder if Jake is a lightweight.

Posting a future chapter far in advance is a pretty smart April Fools joke, I have to admit. Although it only really works because this chapter is pracitcally nonsense without context from the previous one.

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Absinthe is pretty strong stuff.

But yeah, he's a lightweight. There was a reference to him not drinking more than a beer before, and not liking the taste that was toned down to remove the context so that the chapter could actually be an April Fool's joke. That's also why his vomit was green.

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It wasn't really that far in advance...

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Four days. Close Enough™