Adult Education

The pony tribes have just reunited, and Pipp has accepted the job of teaching the unicorns and pegasi about the wonders of the internet. They're excited to see what this technology can do for them, and she's excited to be something more than another pretty face on social media. Nothing could shake her enthusiasm now.

Written for the 2023 Thousand Words Contest, in the "Comedy" catergory.

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Themaskedferret

Themaskedferret #1 · Aug 3rd, 2023 · 1 · ·

Oh dear...Poor Pipp hahaha

LastToTheParty

LastToTheParty #2 · Aug 4th, 2023 · 3 · ·

It is nice that Pipp shows everypony, how the internet is really, really great. Maybe they could even sing a song about it by the end .

A fun little story .

Drake Redwing

Drake Redwing #3 · Aug 4th, 2023 · · ·

Sunny clicked the "play" button, and the class was treated to a video of Queen Haven having a threesome with Alphabittle and Hitch.

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milesprower06

milesprower06 #4 · Aug 5th, 2023 · 1 · ·

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It sounds like the classroom has a fast connection, so they don't have to wait.

LastToTheParty

LastToTheParty #5 · Aug 7th, 2023 · 1 · ·

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Which is essential while browsing, as there's always some new site.

milesprower06

milesprower06 #6 · Aug 7th, 2023 · 1 · ·

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Be sure to keep track of time, otherwise you'll browse all day and night.

LastToTheParty

LastToTheParty #7 · Aug 8th, 2023 · 1 · ·

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This is a real danger, as thanks to their great setup, it's like you're surfing at the speed of light.

Bicyclette

Bicyclette #8 · Sep 18th, 2023 · · ·

Once the pony tribes ended their senseless isolation, one of the first things that came to light was this invention of the pegasi called the internet.

well that’s never a good start to anything!

"I bought one of those 3D printers, but then I found out that you need a computer to actually make things with it, " said Izzy.

aww that is very Izzy for somehow managing to do this

Sprout searched for "8 inch tube".

well we know where this is going

"Let's see... there's this model labeled 'ponut', and this one called 'nipple stretcher', and this one called 'stroker robot', and - hey, they spelled 'flashlight' wrong!"

sigh, that is indeed what humans use pretty much any new technology for, those obsessed weirdos

Pipp groaned, then looked at the other students. "Has anypony found something that isn't pornographic?"

aww poor Pipp

Sunny raised her hoof: "I just found this video titled 'A Celebration of Unity', and it features Queen Haven. How about that?"

rip

Sunny clicked the "play" button, and the class was treated to a video of Queen Haven having a threesome with Alphabittle and Hitch.

oh so that’s how Hitch is in this!

well if ponies are like h*mans, this is, indeed, how all that would have turned out. thank you for writing!

FanOfMostEverything

FanOfMostEverything #9 · Sep 18th, 2023 · · ·

And this is why the first part of any introductory Internet curriculum should be Safe Search. What it is, why it’s important, and why you should never turn it off. Really, Pipp, I expected better from you.

Thoroughly entertaining seeing the other tribes behold ponymade horrors beyond their comprehension. Thank you for it.

Ghost Mike