An hour ago, I was sleeping.
Then the world ended.
Thirty minutes ago, I woke up in an endless void where a wretched slime informed me that I am its property.
Now I'm here, trying to find a shape shifting key while dealing with problems that I don't want to deal with.
I want to go back to sleep, forever, hopefully.
These ponies keep interrupting me though.
not a self insert, i think some stuff might be cliche but I am not sure and you can tell me (along with criticism or hate or love or rambling) in the comments.
[TW] [TRIGGER WARNING] R-SLUR and some other bad words dropped ocassionally(not every chapter) but since I'm smart(read: lazy) I'm putting the warning here
Chapters (26)
First
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Goddamnit. I should have been first
Yay! I get to be third. Bronze to me!
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It's John ultrakill from the hit game uktrakill!!!!!!
Parents can be quite prudish, mothers especially, about dong stuff.
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*minor spelling mistake will make me commit acts of violence on my phone
Interesting so far. Will look forward to more.
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cool profile image
8 year old me was better at drawing then adult me T_T
Oh no, she had a meeting with Rarity at 9am. Those are not good first impressions. :P
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if ur pracise then ur become gud again :thumbs_up:
Will be interesting to see how things get changed with him working in the library.
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yaeh, would be intersetesoing to see how she(or he, no idea i"ll just say she) react to twinkle sprinkle
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Wait was MC female? I kinda forgot.
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the MC remembers being a man, but her new body had suffered a magical accident which transformed her into a female. Before he takes control of the body, precisely because he remembers it without having experienced it. From what I understand he just accepted this situation, out of laziness and greed. Thus avoiding gender reassignment operations is taking hormones.
sorry if what I say is not understandable or there are spelling mistakes or whatever else English is not a language that I speak easily
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Right, thanks for the reminder.
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you are completely right and your english is very good :)
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You're welcome
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thank you and fortunately I was not mistaken in the explanation
Accidentally publish while editing? Says there was a new chapter.
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ye :(
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Happens to the best of us. Will happily wait till it’s ready.
Damn ok twi fucking burn 🔥 poor anya
I'm kinda interested in who voth is,I'm guessing he's a nightmare similar to the tantalum and nightmare moon ? Or is he closer to the pony of shadows ?
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blorbo(Read: eldritch abomination from beyond the universe) from my nightmares
Oh poor Anya, for she has become the office gopher.
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She's already burnt :D
Nice rewrite, much more cohesive.
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thankies
Ok interesting I guess voth took over nightmares old body but they don't know it's voth yet, can't wait to see what his plan is. I'm guessing he's gonna just consume the world like the being that use to inhabit nightmare moon or is their another thing he's after.
It helps to have a literal devil on your shoulder.
The machine spirit ha!
Moths are gonna moth.
I spent 10 mins chasing a moth around my house once.
Chai fucking rules
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correct :thumbs_up:
Well that's horrifying
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Did you know that 32 is 2 to fifth (2^5), isn't that amazing.
But this chapter is 101 times that in word count.
It stands to reason that this chapter is at least 2^5 * 101 units of amazing-ment
The honesty from Voth really make him a compelling boss, I wouldn't mind working for an eldritch monster of chaos id they explained to me what is expected of me and how to do it.
I guess mind worms that make me like them and feel safe would help too.
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Twili causing worse burns that the dark magic
Filler it's nice, it helps giving meat to the characters
Wait till she has to deal with the printers spirit
Just wait till you hear about how hp was offering to have people subscribe to use a printer.
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the """""""""""""""""""""person""""""""""""""""""""" at hp who sugested that should be beaten with hamers
smh printers are siht now
you have to click at least 10000 times before you can unlock the hammer
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our lkord adn saviuor autockilcker 3.0 wil destory the haramis of preston 'p2w is good actualy' big games annd all thise thta folow in thier fortsteps
God I have no idea wtf you said in the authors note but it reminds me how much I hate mobile and gachas games, pretty cool to have spins with 9099% junk after your first roll and then have the actual thing you want to be 0.000000000091937% chance to drop but each spins is like alot of gems but when you convert 100$ to gems to get like maybe 10 spins for the Super loot box version that instead of getting the item you want for 0.000000000091937% it's now drops at 1.1%. Very fun.
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we r talking of clicker games (games where u just sit and click to get points which u then spend to unlick a new area where your clicks gib moar point) and hwo they r brainrot and tkimewasting. robot blcks aka roblxo has egg hunt event where a big protion of games are clickers. i am hating on roblox and praying for change in their policies
Need Anya to learn the most depraved and illegal spells and spell craft just to fuck around and prank periwinkle twinkle toes, would be hilarious.
Twiggles: ANYA!!!, DID YOU JUST LEARN BLOOD MAGIC JUST TO PRANK ME ?!?!?!
Gigchad anya: yes
He needs to make a portal to the "shadow realm" where he beats someone up and dramatically yells "AND NOW ILL SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!" Just like that one show I watched, I think it was fairy tale perhaps ?.
"She called out"