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AndwhatIseeisme


I write stories mainly featuring small horses having sex with one another, and that is probably all you really need to know about me.

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"You mean sex?" Cheese asked, confused. "Mom gets plenty of sex. She slept with Mr. and Mrs. Cake last night, then did it with Pumpkin, Pound, and me when we woke up. Heck, you and her had sex just last week."

*chuckles* Kids say the darndest things.

I think we are all going to carry that weight.

i love how there all casual with sex in this! and what a twist!

Aww why the dislikes, don't have time to read it atm, but have a like!

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Casual sex is best sex.
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Thanks for the like.

well this was a good happy ending for everypony, keep up the good work dude.

"Mark my words,” Lil Cheese proclaimed, “my cock will plug that hole in your womb. And into that hole I’ll shoot all my love and care into you. The dreams that you’ve forgotten… my hopes of the future to come! Our two sets of dreams melding together into a perfect climax, thrusting a path towards tomorrow! My dick is the dick… THAT CREATES YOUR PLEASURE!!!”

Noice

This one is great

Yes, Pinkie had never really been quite the same since the tragic trombone accident that had claimed Cheese's life.

And this is why you should call a doctor if you have a tromboner that lasts longer than 4 hours.

"I'm getting too old for this shit," Cheerilee sighed

Lady, that was, like, how 80% of how my questions to teachers went down. Sometimes, all it takes to figure something out is to talk them over with someone. In fact, that's basically your job, to help students figure out the answers on their own. Take pride in your accomplishment, dammit.
Cheese's vow to his mom sounded like it should have ended with "Mine is the cock that will pierce your pussy", or something like that.
Like others, I enjoyed the casual openness of this world's promiscuity. The melodrama was fun to read, but possibly antithetical to the sexiness.

I love that little fourth wall break 😂

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