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First Baby!!
You know, it's been a while since we had another Rumble Futa story.
Futa on Futa?
(good work my guy)
Everybody, let's begin with a new Vis-A-Viscera segment that is guaranteed to never been seen before, because I probably won't be making note of it on main (INCOMING SHAMELESS PLUG, NOT COUNTING THE NUMBER ARIA DID ON THE SUBWOOFER) unless I can find a way to tie it into Patreon productions. Vis-A-Viewings! Guess this is the first up, so let's begin. Bit new at this, mind.
Two things come to mind at this:
1) that this would be where I yank up my obscenely overpriced phone, swiped to a random factory number in Wisconsin, and ask if they're missing treasured product.
2) But in a phenomenon, I am now dubbing today as "Vintage Leech Style™" a thing I would once call this,
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has now become an actual thing that worked in this story. The setting is beautifully established in both tone, sass, and that little hint of straining disbelief I can only assume Tekky's Viagra dealer suffers regularly. So rather than ask myself if this line rolled off an I am frantically debating where or not to roll that phrase off and possibly break a law of physics. I've got the accent to do it, don't test me, folks.
In short, Leech: a fantastic job. This is a balance few-if-ever-any authors here strike and you make it look easier than
Ms. Peachbottomokay even that obvious a joke is beyond me. You will see moreglorified tongue-bathingreferrals to this style later on. Let us continue.Who'd you think your kidding? She's Equus and Heaven to you / Try to keep it hidden? Girl the blind can see right through you/Girl you can't conceive it, we know how you're feeling and you got got GOT IT BAAAD
(Yes I do judge certain clopfics by how well I can tie a Disney song to them, don't call it ruining, call it Medium-Aware Vintage Leech Style™" Also yes I will be getting mileage from this. On that subject...
(Furiously hits backspace on the phrase 'harpoon torpedo' in Prada in the Spa Flitter/Cloudchaser fic I'm doing and shamelessly replaces it with this because hell if it's libel, a story without a chance to spread this glorious phrase is like Lent without coke.)
And finally....
Shouldn't be this heartwarming after so intense a session but again - actually you know what, gonna drop the funnyman attempts here and be civil.
Leech, this part, and no other coming after the previous part and no other, and still managing to present the sirens in less than 200 words as a concerned and cooperative force in Aria's life - after so long where FIM Fiction seems to reward every attempt to do the opposite of world-build for these very Sirens, and especially so in clopfic -is a credit to how amazing you are as an author. And most of all it shows - ironic enough, considering your source material - how much you do with so little, so maddeningly yet satisfyingly often.
Gonna see if I can tackle Chapter 2 by tomorrow, but right now I've got a way-too-long-procrastination Carnation chapter to return to and a cold-water bill to run up. Good job, my good loquacious Rorschach-test-faced unicorn friend.
Love your amazing work