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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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Please tell me your next chapter deals with UDP/IP

I've got one question (and I haven't read the prequel yet).

darf... WHY?!? :raritydespair:

I am so happy that this got a sequel. Whatever isolation-induced madness has been driving your writing recently, it's been producing some quality stuff.

Where'd you come up with Baudy's name?

10184962
was searching for a modem-related pun and that one just came across as perfect. it's technically a triple-entendre, which makes us very happy.

10184721
it will if we can understand what it is! :xz

That last line, goddamn

Comment posted by DerpieDoo deleted Apr 17th, 2020

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User datagram protocol: a kind of "send some information, but we don't care if it gets there, only that it it does we can check that all of it arrived" thing. IP is the Internet protocol, basically the most fundamental way to address a data packet for transmission between two computers. So, UDP over IP means sending data across the Internet that we're okay with losing because more is probably on the way. Essentially.
TCP (transmission control protocol) on the other hand is more reliable but potentially slower. It's more like a conversation between two computers where you're spelling out the WiFi password. Something like "are you ready?" "yes, go ahead" "okay, a f e b..." "I got a f e..." "0 1 a a 3" "! Got a a 3" "wait, a few letters ago, b 0 1" etc. You're basically guaranteed to get the data sent eventually (so long as the connection still exists) but because of the back-and-forth it could be slower.
Hope that was good enough for you to translate that into your fic. :twilightblush:

Oof, a genital mutilation pony? Maybe we'll stick a steel pipe in first to dull the blades to blunt bumps...

Just realized this is only a five on the weird meter I’m going to take a break and rethink my life:moustache:

The word genital should always be five sentences away from the word mutilation at all times



On a separate note I feel like this could tune in to an expanded universe of replacement part pony’s.

10188819
that's what we're aiming for :3

While we can't appreciate the video ourself, we can appreciate that others appreciate it. We think the funny part was the person middle-fingering at his phone.

Ah... poor units without Hibernation capability...

Decades later Baudy returns to Equus, where curious poners recover her derelict body, intent on discovering the new alien life.
They're shocked to discover such ancient technology is actually compatible with them (after a fashion)!
The world as they knew it was soon to crumble...

NBQ

I tried to read it with a serious expression on my face, but after this:

- TCP/IP Configuration

Well, now I'm writing it under my desk :rainbowlaugh:

Great work! :heart:

NBQ

She's used to pills but her young body needs nutrition (and some dick :raritywink:).
She didn't wake up, it's all just hallucination :pinkiesad2:

10184721
Nope, the next chapter deals with Z-Modem, only.
(JK, I haven't even read that chapter yet.)


10188810
Wanna buy some deathsticks?

Ah, Windows 98... the good ol' days when you didn't need an entire tarabyte of RAM just to turn the stupid computer on. Plus an extra tarabyte to use a web browser with a whopping two tabs open. Yay bloat!

Oh no, you went and dead? So you're no longer alive? When did you dead? Should we come to your funeral? Did you already funeral? RIP. :pinkiesmile:

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