Rarity's Shocking Confession!

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Rarity has a shocking confession to give to her friends, one that carries much social stigma and being judged by people at large, but she chooses to trust her friends won't judge her for it.

Cover by Jose-Ramiro

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sonicandmario826 Jarkes Ardashir DianaGohan ItsFromPeople
Edited by Frozen-Doolpliss. Grogar-the-oneser. Ardashir. Mtangalion. Docontra.

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FanOfMostEverything

FanOfMostEverything #1 · Jul 25th, 2019 · 2 · ·

(Looks at tags) Oh dear.
(Looks at cover image) Oh dear...
(Reads description) Oh dear...

Twilight coughed. "She... might have rebelled after activation. And tried to steal my boyfriend. Then tried to download her programming into my brain, so Sunset had to save me from one of my own experiments again.”

Wow. Ro-Barb doesn't mess around.

My pet hypothesis for human Dash's love of Daring Do is that one of her elementary school teachers bet her that if she could read the first from cover to cover and still say that all books were lame, she wouldn't have to do any reading assignments for the rest of the year. Needless to say, she lost, and thus won.

Twilight wheeled out a chalkboard from somewhere and started making lecture notes for them, complete with cute illustrations in the margins.

"Good, my young apprentice. You are learning."

Huh. This simultaneously did and didn't go as I expected. It also went hilariously. I am a big sucker for mad Sci-Twi and her external moral compass named Sunset Shimmer. Thank you for a most enjoyably bizarre read.

Alex Warlorn

Alex Warlorn #2 · Jul 25th, 2019 · · ·

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I'll take this as a compliment. Thanks.

Alex Warlorn

Alex Warlorn #3 · Jul 25th, 2019 · · ·

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Happy you were able to enjoy this sir. Nice head canon. 'Lost and thus won', yes.

Wanderer D

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Wanderer D #4 · Jul 25th, 2019 · 1 · ·

When I came back from a longer stay, I figured out that I can do this!

Ugh. Why.

Everything else was amusing.

Herald of Opera

Herald of Opera #5 · Jul 25th, 2019 · 2 · ·

"Not to mention bad parentin'."

Oh yes, Frankenstein was absolutely the monster of the tale, far moreso than the flesh golem he created, and the reason why is that he refused to actually be a parent to the awkward misfit he'd brought into the world.

Nice shade thrown at the existence of Thorax and Ember in that last scene; even if neither of those was strictly on purpose, it's clearly a functional framework for species-scale reform.

Alex Warlorn

Alex Warlorn #6 · Jul 25th, 2019 · · ·

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Ugh. Why.

Is it any stranger than teenage girls turning into horse angels?

Everything else was amusing.

Thanks.

Wanderer D

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Wanderer D #7 · Jul 25th, 2019 · · ·

9749620 It is much more random even by in-universe rules, although I guess that's the point.

Alex Warlorn

Alex Warlorn #8 · Jul 25th, 2019 · · ·

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Oh yes, Frankenstein was absolutely the monster of the tale, far moreso than the flesh golem he created, and the reason why is that he refused to actually be a parent to the awkward misfit he'd brought into the world.

Indeed. Listen to the audio book. Don't just watch the movie!

Nice shade thrown at the existence of Thorax and Ember in that last scene; even if neither of those was strictly on purpose, it's clearly a functional framework for species-scale reform.

Or was it? BWAHAHAHAH! :-)

Thank you for the comment!

Herald of Opera

Herald of Opera #9 · Jul 25th, 2019 · · ·

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Honestly, I'm pretty sure that if Celestia planned any of it at all, her plan was for Spike to keep the Bloodstone Scepter. Thorax also probably derailed her plans to deal with the changelings the way she did in the comics, but she's not complaining about that one because hey, free allies.

Alex Warlorn

Alex Warlorn #10 · Jul 26th, 2019 · 2 · ·

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:-)

howard035

howard035 #11 · Jul 26th, 2019 · 1 · ·

That is some quality random comedy there. The only thing I want to add is, in the paragraph of how each of the Mane 6 have furry tendencies, Pinkie's Fluttershy fur suit should probably be included.

howard035

howard035 #12 · Jul 26th, 2019 · 1 · ·

Also, I thought the plan was for Pinkie to marry Rutherford and seize the Smashed Throne for herself in some kind of Yovidaphone contest?

Alex Warlorn

Alex Warlorn #13 · Jul 27th, 2019 · 1 · ·

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HEH! :-)

Alex Warlorn

Alex Warlorn #14 · Jul 27th, 2019 · 1 · ·

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Heh. :-)

Alex Warlorn

Alex Warlorn #15 · Jul 29th, 2019 · 1 · 1 ·

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I figured Pinkie Pie was gonna marry Cheese Sandwich and have a baby named Cream Pie.

Godiswithus3

Godiswithus3 #16 · Aug 5th, 2019 · 1 · ·

Applejack shrugged. "Ah thought ya were gonna say ya got the hots fer my brother, everybody else does."

HEH!

Fluttershy blushed. "I thought you were going to confess to being... um... a camgirl."

Dn't know what that is.

*Duckduckgo's the subject*

O.O.....Okay then.

"A robot dog?” asked Fluttershy, suddenly all ears. “You can do that!? What happened to her?"
Twilight coughed. "She... might have rebelled after activation. And tried to steal my boyfriend. Then tried to download her programming into my brain, so Sunset had to save me from one of my own experiments again.”

That sounds like a freaky horror story worth expanding on.

Sunset smirked, shaking her head. "Oh, Spike accidentally lured her to Equestria and she turned into a giant robot dragon. Kinda funny, humans dumping THEIR dangerous technology in Equestria for a change."

.... That sounds hilarious.

"I thought it was obvious!" Pinkie Pie shrank away. "Something that everyone knows but we never talk about! Like Wallflower Blush erasing Princess Twilight's memories of Flash Sentry!"
Sunset Shimmer blinked. "Wait... what?!"

My thoughts exactly. And it kinda makes sense.

"UGH, FOR THE LAST TIME, NO!” Sunset pointed an accusing finger at Rarity. “And weren't we supposed to be talking about you being into furry animal costumes?!"
"Yes darling... we are.

I was wondering when we get back to this.

“Oh my!” Rarity blushed vividly. “Those muscles… quite a strong jawline, yes… you have wings, even!” Rarity quickly and quietly darted over to Twilight. "Darling... Spike is fully sapient, and thus a person with his own thoughts, feelings, emotions, and capable of adult decisions… isn’t he?"
Twilight adjusted her glasses, which seemed to catch the light in a calculated, mad-science-y sort of way. "Well now, that’s the question, isn’t it? If all earth dogs are sentient and just can't speak without magic, then humans have been enslaving them throughout history.”

Oh man, there's so much I can say about this, but it's best to leave it in the dark for now.

Twilight trailed off, noticing that Rainbow Dash was passed out and snoring from listening to all that, and even Rarity, who’d asked the question, was half-asleep on her feet. "Oh, right. You just want to know if it's morally acceptable for you to date him. You might want to ask Sunset. She said that my moral compass was highly suspect after I built the robot dog girlfriend."

Good idea.

“Excuse me!” demanded Trixie, who was wearing a diamond dog costume. "Trixie was asking why I need to wear this stupid thing while representing Diamondia as 'standing queen' of the diamond dogs!"
“A pony visibly ruling the Diamond Dog kingdom, even if you've been duly chosen, might be uncomfortable for some,” explained Twilight. "Creatures might think we're filling in power vacuums with puppet rulers, pony apologists, and those who owe their power directly to us.”
"But isn't that exactly what we HAVE been doing? I thought we were waiting for just the right time for Starlight Glimmer to spark a revolution and replace Prince Rutherford with Yona."
"NOT SO LOUD!" hissed Twilight.

Huh. I guess I can officially say that they are spreading the magic of friendship by force. That robot from futurama would be proud.

Well. This was amusing to read.

Alex Warlorn