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Call me Prince Procrastination.


Rarity and Rainbow Dash pose as Sweetie Belle’s parents in the age-old story of I-can’t-let-my-parents-talk-to-my-teacher-they’ll-ground-me-for-life.

But things, of course, get worse in the not-so-sensible way before they get better – the good better.

Up ahead: Shenanigans of the Less Sensible Variety; Things, Just Things; Something Heartfelt, Hopefully.

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Deleted(?) scene:

"Gah, f:raritywink:ck me," Rainbow curses, having just fallen off her skateboard. In her defense, it was either that or ride straight into the massive Ryan Reynolds poster being delivered to the new neighbour's home.

Rarity, making sure her to-be prized possession makes it to its sanctuary safely, lifts her nose at the stranger's display of uncouth-ity. "Well I never!"

"Yeah you never," Rainbow mutters back. She gets up and speeds off as the new girl makes some shrilly comeback, hoping they'd never, ever have to see each other again.

Luckily for both of them, they'd have to see each other at least a few more times.

Rainbow absently picks up a pair of discarded knitting needles and drums Rarity's desk with them. “Y'know, I don't like this conversation much.”

Okay, I misread that as "Rainbow absently picks up a pair of discarded knitting needles and drums on Rarity's CHEST"

I have no idea what I just read. But I enjoyed it.

I wonder if Cheerilee will call off the meetings now.

Source of the cover art?

Source of the first linked with the pic ([Source] button, the other pic I combined from another one of that user's art.

Rarity should be proud of her husband, because she is the slickest creature on the planet. I have never seen finger guns used so liberally. Sweetie Belle couldn't ask for a better role model.

What a happy family.

I absolutely loved this. I was laughing at all the silliness. Agh. Rainbow and Rarity have such good comedic potential. Also, what a good sister Rarity is to help Sweetie like that.

I feel so confused about what just happened and yet I can’t claim it to be nonsensical.

I'd like to take a moment to voice my appreciation for the cover art. :pinkiegasp:

I mean, it looks like a reasonable amount of effort was put into splicing Rarity and Rainbow into the same picture, and then the artist just went "Eff it" and slapped on (anthro?) Scootaloo at the corner and called it a day. Plus some black marker insisting that it totally is Sweetie Belle. :rainbowlaugh: :heart:

This was filled with absolutely hilarious moments, I loved it! I wasn't expecting to laugh quite so hard coming into this, but I'm very glad I did. :rainbowlaugh: :raritywink:

I have no idea what I just read but I was thoroughly entertained.

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