• Published 26th Jan 2019
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Much Ado About Something That's Really Not That Interesting, Seriously, What Is Wrong With These Ponies - Uh-hmmm



Anon is not that remarkable. In fact, he is below average compared to some. It's just that he wears pants all the time, so they can't help but wonder.

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Comments ( 20 )

MY SIDES!!!! :rainbowlaugh:

This entire chapter was beyond hilarious. For science!! :trollestia:

Is this really the end?

I was hoping more...

9430082
Eh, I like to imagine them being somewhat smaller, maybe 2.5 feet

9430082
They are precisely as big as is necessary for the sex scenes to work. As for pony phallus, horse comparisons might not be valid, due to different evolutionary pressures.
Real talk tho, I didn't really have an idea in mind about how big the ponies are when I was writing this. I just saw those size charts and dong sizes, and decided to write some silliness contrary to that.

Nerrrrrrrrd!

And nice to see the return of Molestia!

What, Spike doesn't get any HMD? Come on, surely he deserves a little something for running all the way out to Anon's house.

Comment posted by Hominus deleted Feb 2nd, 2019

Shame Luna didn't jump in with the assist.

Most excellent story.

Oh my goodness Twilight chapter best chapter I love her! She's so hot and sweet and cute and adorkable I love her!

Nicely done.~

-Ru

This entire story made me happy. Pinkies' chapter was especially... enjoyable. But this chapter and especially the two following quotes forced me to stop for a minute or two to bring the giggles under control. Already threw a follow and favourite etc your way so have a Spike in lieu of an imaginary double follow/favourite :moustache:

"Good morning, Anonymous, Celestia. ..."

The door slams, and you hear her run off. Celestia pushes the door open with her magic.

"I'm sure she'll be back in a bit. Why don't we make ourselves comfortable?"



"Anonymous R. Le'Jion"

What a fun idea, with great execution!
Nice work ^^

The dynamics between Twilight and Celestia were unexpected, but providing all the more sources of arousal and humour for it.

For science.

Hah, tis an amazing read to be sure!

Glados would be proud :rainbowlaugh:

No Luna chapter :applecry: Poor 'best pony' dont get some funtime out of it :fluttershysad:

"I bet you love that I'm still coated in your precious student's juices."

She whispers back,

"You catch on quickly. I might make you my next student."

Now that is what I'm talkin' about! I'm usually a Twi fan, but this Celestia is A-OK in my books.

THIS STORY NEEDS WAY MORE CHAPTERS !!!!! LUNA...DERPY...LYRA...ZECORA...CADANCE !!!

Think about how kinky you've become over the course of 10 or 20 years. Now extrapolate that to over a thousand, accounting for the inclusion of absolute power.

That's Celestia.


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You sound just like the girls.

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To bad Best Princess ( Luna ) & Cadance dont get some fun ...

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