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Fence Post - Admiral Biscuit



A fence post contemplates her existence.

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Fence Post

Fence Post
Admiral Biscuit

I was not always a fence post. I started out as a tree—well, I guess I started out as an acorn, and then a little sprout. . . . Anyway, I was an oak tree once, near the edge of Sweet Apple Acres. I am not the whole tree, of course; my sisters stand in line with me.

One day, a big storm came, rocking my branches and shaking my leaves. There was thunder and lightning, and apples falling all over the orchard. It did not feel like a worse storm than any others I had experienced, not until the lightning struck me.

There are no words that can accurately describe that bolt of agony, that terrible sensation of sap boiling and flashing over to steam inside me. That feeling of bark blowing off my trunk and crisped leaves falling, and when it was over everything felt different and wrong.

The storm finally passed, and the next morning Granny Smith and Bright Mac came out and started clearing the damage. They worked their way through the apple orchard first, picking up fallen sticks and the apples that could still be saved, piling the brush along the fence row and the apples in their carts.

It was two days before they noticed me. Granny Smith walked around my trunk and studied the damage intently. She put her hooves on my bark and I could feel the soothing flow of her magic. It helped a little bit, but it was not nearly enough, and she shook her head because she knew it too. Maybe things would be different if she had not been spread so thin from working so hard in the orchard, but I could not fault her. The apple trees were her livelihood, and I was just an oak.

Throughout the rest of the summer, my remaining leaves started to turn brown and fall off. My branches began to dry out and weaken. I was sure that by the winter, my life would be over.

I was certain that the ponies knew it, too, but they left me alone until after the apples had all been harvested. I thought that they had forgotten about me, or were going to leave me to fall on my own, to rot alongside their field, which would have been a shame. I could still serve them—if nothing else, I could still provide a fire to keep them warm through the winter or cook their meals.

Then one day late in the fall they came out with saws and axes and wagons and by the end of the day I was a proud oak tree no more.

My smaller branches were loaded onto wagons, while the large parts of my trunk got wrapped round with chain and hauled off by Bright Mac and Burnt Oak.

I expected to be taken up to the farmhouse and then cut into shorter lengths then split for firewood, but that was not what they did. They dragged me across town, all the way to the sawmill.

That was when I got made into a fence post, although I did not know yet that was what I was going to be when I went through the mill. When they were finished cutting me up, I got put out under the drying shed and that is where I stayed all winter.

It was strange to not feel sap flowing and buds forming as the chill air gave way to spring. All the ponies were working hard to wrap up winter as they always did, but for me it would be a spring without nests placed tenderly on my branches to welcome the migrating birds back.

I felt abandoned and forgotten.

I was so happy when Bright Mac finally returned with a wagon. He took me and my sisters back to the farm, where we had to sit in the darkness of their barn for a week before he hitched back up to the cart and took us back outside.

I got carried through the orchard and across to a new part of their land where I had never been before, and then Bright Mac started planting us in the ground, one-by-one, as if we could somehow take root and grow anew. It was very confusing and I did not understand the purpose of it.

Once he had finished planting us, he came back through, this time with a brush and a bucket of paint, and he gave us all a beautiful coat of whitewash. Still, I did not know what the future held for me until he returned again, this time with spools of fence wire and boxes of staples.

It took a couple of days for him to string it and nail it to all the fence posts, my sisters and I, and when it was all done he stood back to admire his work before returning to the farmhouse for the evening.

There was not a whole lot of purpose to fencing an empty pasture but I was confident Bright Mac would not have done all that work for no reason.

Sure enough, about a week later, he and Granny Smith came back to the pasture leading a herd of cows to their new home, and thus began my new service to the Apple family. No longer did I provide shade and acorns and branches for birds, but I kept the cows safe.

Seasons passed by and storms came and went and I stood fast. Sometimes birds perch atop me and while it is not the same as having a nest, I enjoy their company.

Every few years we got painted again. First it was Bright Mac, and then one year he was gone and the task fell to Big Macintosh.

Now I am old, splitting at the top and rotting in the ground. I know one day I will finally be too old to serve any more, but until then, I will remain, standing tall and proud.

Comments ( 60 )

I did not expect this, but it was good. Though, the idea that ordinary trees are sentient raises several questions...

I like stuff like this but these fics always make me worry for the author, you ok?

such a vary sweet slice of life chapter that should give every one pause to just think. :heart:

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:heart:
Yeah, no need to worry. Just an idea I had, and thought it would be interesting to write about.

Bloody magic giving bloody feelings to bloody things in a world already too damn bloody alive for any empath to not go red-visioned from the bloody blood blood blood for tHE BLOOD GOD!

That personal reaction aside i loved reading this. Something felt -old- about the structure of this tale, you feel me?

I just realized that Khorne is the ultimate empath.

Interesting question: Plain regular wire for a fence? Barbed wire would seem to be a bit much for sapient ponies, but then again it would provide a sincere reminder for wandering hooves to stay out of the production facility.

Good for you fence post. <3

A fence post...

Narrating or telling her story. (Do trees have genders?)
I wouldnt have been surprised in the least if there was a pony sitting next to her writing down her story for the local paper.
An object of interest story, just with a twist of it telling its story.

This was good.

9115284
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

This story is better than it has any right to be. I love it.

I remember long ago reading an illustrated kids' story about the life cycle of a forest that starts with an old oak tree falling over during a storm. Over time its prone trunk becomes home to other creatures and slowly rots away to replenish the soil.

Well this was not what I expected, but it gives me ideas.

A fascinating study in animism and the implications of dividing a single mond into a collection of them. After all, every post was once the tree, and the tree was an single being. There's some deep existential philosophy amid the feels here. Thank you for it.

With enough writing skills, everything has a story worth reading.

Saw the title, and remember something m’ brother wrote in high school. He was assigned to write a poem, specifically to learn and understand odes, thus did he decide to make a spoof of the whole thing. “Ode to a Fencepost.” Thick with sarcasm, but all I can clearly remember is his closing each stanza with “Fencepost, poor fencepost.”

So...yeah. Had to give it a read. Much more positive than I remember of m’ brother’s spoof. Nice work.

I like how you had to add your name and the title to the text document itself to get it past the 1000 word limit.

9117087
That's actually on everything that I do. Wasn't for the word count. :heart:

I don't know what exactly it is about this story but it's just a very lovely, relaxing fic to read. Thank you

I was not always a fence post. I started out as a tree—well, I guess I started out as an acorn, and then a little sprout.

I started out as carbon dioxide in the air? Or maybe it should be "I started out in the core of massive star that eventually went supernova"? Who knows?

9117096
Yes, and a lot of what you do is short. Don't get me wrong; I'm not saying it's a negative, I just notice it because my OCD makes me want to delete three words and make it exactly 1000 it amuses me.

Huh... This was... Nice.

I dunno, this plot seemed a bit... wooden. :trollestia:

(But taking the premise literally, a setting where even trees are conscious and remain conscious after being cut down has some horrifying implications. I would not like to be a tree. :pinkiecrazy: )

9115231

I did not expect this, but it was good.

:heart:

Though, the idea that ordinary trees are sentient raises several questions...

I don’t think that they are, really (although how Applejack treats Bloomberg brings that into question). At least, I’m not trying to imply that with the story.

9115241

such a vary sweet slice of life chapter that should give every one pause to just think. :heart:

It is weird to think about lots of stuff that’s around that’s old. Somebody put it there . . .

I was thinking about the telephone pole in front of our shop. Put in in 1926 . . . or for most people on FimFiction, five generations back, most likely.

9115284

Bloody magic giving bloody feelings to bloody things in a world already too damn bloody alive for any empath to not go red-visioned from the bloody blood blood blood for tHE BLOOD GOD!

:rainbowlaugh:

That personal reaction aside i loved reading this. Something felt -old- about the structure of this tale, you feel me?

Yeah, I do get what you’re saying. I kind of feel that myself. I can’t think of anything in particular I was shooting for, but it feels like the kind of story I’ve read before.

9115394

Interesting question: Plain regular wire for a fence? Barbed wire would seem to be a bit much for sapient ponies, but then again it would provide a sincere reminder for wandering hooves to stay out of the production facility.

Given that most quadrupeds are sapient, I think that just plain wire would do the trick. Although barbed wire might be better at snagging bits of timberwolf and whatnot. . .

9115450

Narrating or telling her story. (Do trees have genders?)

Some plants do have genders (and some are both). Oak trees specifically have both male and female flowers on them (that’s called monoecious, if you were curious).

I wouldn't have been surprised in the least if there was a pony sitting next to her writing down her story for the local paper.

That would be an interesting assignment.

An object of interest story, just with a twist of it telling its story.
This was good.

Thanks! :heart:

9115764

This story is better than it has any right to be. I love it.

Thanks!

I remember long ago reading an illustrated kids' story about the life cycle of a forest that starts with an old oak tree falling over during a storm. Over time its prone trunk becomes home to other creatures and slowly rots away to replenish the soil.

That feels like the kind of story that I might have read as a kid . . . and it’s true, dead trees are as important to the life cycle of the forest as the living ones are.

9116071
Ideas? Ideas are always good!

9116126

A fascinating study in animism and the implications of dividing a single mind into a collection of them. After all, every post was once the tree, and the tree was an single being. There's some deep existential philosophy amid the feels here. Thank you for it.

That’s not exactly what was supposed to be the main takeaway from the story (obviously), but it is an interesting thought, and one that did occur to me a time or two during the writing process.

It’s maybe kind of silly in the case of the tree, since trees don’t have minds per se, but as I recall there are some animals that do have distributed intelligence, and in a case like that, which brain is the boss? Which one is the organism, and which ones aren’t? If the organism can be divided . . . can’t some starfish be cut up and they grow new starfish out of each arm, or something like that?

If the world had advanced, sapient starfish in it, it would be a very different world.

9116367

With enough writing skills, everything has a story worth reading.

Thanks!

9116824

Saw the title, and remember something m’ brother wrote in high school. He was assigned to write a poem, specifically to learn and understand odes, thus did he decide to make a spoof of the whole thing. “Ode to a Fencepost.” Thick with sarcasm, but all I can clearly remember is his closing each stanza with “Fencepost, poor fencepost.”

So...yeah. Had to give it a read. Much more positive than I remember of m’ brother’s spoof. Nice work.

I once wrote a paper in high school about O Pioneers which turned into an ode to the seagull, since the teacher didn’t accept my original essay on the movie. It was very sarcastic, and as I recall, I got a decent grade, so apparently she didn’t read it all that well. I also made up a lot of seagull facts to fit my thesis, which she didn’t catch.

While I’m sure that most trees would rather keep on being trees, I think there’s something to be said for having additional usefulness after death. Why I’m an organ donor, in fact (not like I’ll need ‘em when I’m dead).

9117303
Thanks! Glad you liked it!

9117665

I started out as carbon dioxide in the air? Or maybe it should be "I started out in the core of massive star that eventually went supernova"? Who knows?

One of the prompts I wrote a story for years ago took that tack. The prompt was “so it begins,” and the gist of the story is that Carrot Top is trying to tell Noi the Hearth’s Warming tale, and Noi keeps asking ‘what happened before that?’

Yeah, we’re all made out of stardust when you go back far enough, but I think it would be fair to say (in the case of a tree) that it wasn’t anything before it was an acorn.

9117726

I just notice it because my OCD makes me want to delete three words and make it exactly 1000

Done.

9119333
Thank you! Glad you liked it!

9119356

I dunno, this plot seemed a bit... wooden. :trollestia:

:derpytongue2:

(But taking the premise literally, a setting where even trees are conscious and remain conscious after being cut down has some horrifying implications. I would not like to be a tree. :pinkiecrazy: )

Yeah, it wasn’t meant to imply that trees in Equestria are sapient . . . it was just something I thought of during one of the panels at Bronycon, and decided I’d give it a go. Kind of in the vein of The Giving Tree.

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9115517

At first, you would think Khorne would care little for the skulls of the long dead, but think about it from a skull-collector's point of view. There are doubtlessly plenty of skull-species variants that never got the privilege of being offered up to Khorne, and as such he would have never had a chance to see before or incorporate into his throne/collection!

Admittedly, Khorne's immortal eternal and immortal nature may usually lead to archealogical Khornate worship-sacrifice sessions devolving into "Oh my, is this a dethisloplathinacus tiranaki skull? I haven't seen one of these since i was a tiny thoughtform eons ago! How did you get your lazy mitts on one of these? I'm sure i've got some somewhere in the underlevels of my throne, let me go check..."

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At first, you would think Khorne would care little for the skulls of the long dead, but think about it from a skull-collector's point of view. There are doubtlessly plenty of skull-species variants that never got the privilege of being offered up to Khorne, and as such he would have never had a chance to see before or incorporate into his throne/collection!

As kids these days say with their Pokemons, “gotta catch them all.”

Admittedly, Khorne's immortal eternal and immortal nature may usually lead to archealogical Khornate worship-sacrifice sessions devolving into "Oh my, is this a dethisloplathinacus tiranaki skull? I haven't seen one of these since i was a tiny thoughtform eons ago! How did you get your lazy mitts on one of these? I'm sure i've got some somewhere in the underlevels of my throne, let me go check..."

Which, I think, would make him all the more appreciative if you find one that he either hasn’t got, or one that he hasn’t seen in a while. Like, human skulls, he’s probably got so many that they all blur together. Find him a liopleurodon skull, and you’ve really got something that he’ll appreciate.

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Petunia Paleo is the best.

I like stories about long, hard wood standing up erect.

:trollestia:

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I like stories about long, hard wood standing up erect.

I was about to link you to one, but then I remembered it’s mature, so I can’t. Story search “Morning Wood,” and look for the one with the tree coverart. You’re sure to love it.

9189284 How would you know of such a thing! I assumed you were pure as the driven snow! A vested-ible... vestibular... vestigial virgin!

:trollestia:

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How would you know of such a thing!

Oh, could be any number of reasons.

I assumed you were pure as the driven snow! A vested-ible... vestibular... vestigial virgin!

That’s a terrible assumption.

Funnily enough, a lot of my friends seem to think that, too, which is why they were so amazed at how badly I lost a game of ‘never have I ever.’

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