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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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Sees a new interesting story.

Sees Bendy made it.

Oh no...this will be magnificent or or just plain weird...

reads

Huh. A little of both.

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How so, dear reader?

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I want to describe this story in one sentence that I sums up why it's weird and magnificent.

A guy dreams about giant horse ass but is cock blocked by real horse butt that proceeds to ridicule his non horse sized genitalia before he worships said horse ass.

The weirdness comes from the premise, magnificence...not sure where, exactly. Kinda funny, I suppose?

PRAISE BE TO THE GLORIOUS FULL MOONS OF LUNA'S DERRIERE!!!











...Now, if only it were a touch more breast-oriented...

Woe? Is that a typo or a new phrase the kids are using?

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Fixed.


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You like them big moons?

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I'm more into the T than the A, but I'll take what I can get with Luna.

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HERESY!!! ALL KNOW THE BUTT IS THE BEST OF THE ROYAL ASSETS!!!!!!

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STILL THY TONGUE, WHELP! 'TIS NOUGHT, BUT IGNORANCE TO ASSUME ANY ONE FEATURE TO BE THE SUPERIOR OF THE PHYSICAL EMBODIMENT OF THE NIGHT'S BEAUTY AND ALL PLEASURES OF THE FLESH IT HARBOURS! TO CALL ME A HERETIC AND PROCLAIM THE SUPERIORITY OF ANY ONE ASSET IS HERESY IN AND OF ITSELF! THINE OWN PEROSNALLY PREFERRED ASSET, THOU MAY KEEP, BUT DARE NOT ATTEMPT TO EXEMPLIFY ANY ONE AREA OF THE LUMINOUS PRICESS OF THE NIGHT ABOVE ANY OTHERS AS CONSENSUS!

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... Sorry, but the joke on that last comment got away from me a touch. It ended up about three times longer than it was supposed to be.

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You don't know our Lord Bendy then...

may he take mercy on your soul for spouting blasphemous things in his presence.

I came for porn and was given more Bendy-fetish. I forgot he likes expanding mares. I now leave with hand in pants and disappointment in my heart.

I'm actually writing a conversion bureau fic where the main character, an object of Luna's affections in his dreams, turns into an alicorn as he evacuates from Earth. He has no idea of what is going on and why Luna became smitten with him (possibly because he forgot about most of his dreams).

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