"To be hot or not to be hot, that is the question. But the answer is that man's never hot." - Big Shaqespeare, Shaqbeth Act 4 scene 4
Big Shaq, the one and only, has found himself in the land of Equestria. What will he do? How will he get home? Who's got the frisbee? And why do all these ponies think they're big men?
(This is not meant to be taken seriously. Please Mods, don't lynch me.)
Trigger Warnings: A not hot man, Refusal to remove a jacket, Shaqqcent, non-consensual removal of a fresh jacket, Spike gets fucking shafted fam, The end of the world itself.
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Internatoinal to interdimensional fam
Man's been approved-ed now fam.
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I don't think you need six accounts for these stories. Either that, or you're a bot or spamming. Not cool.
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Kind of like having a wolf picture as your avatar anywhere.
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I like my wolf. What's it to you?
8912687
But way man sees it, six time accounts is six time follow ting, yea?
8912700
Every high schooler that thinks they're mysterious, misunderstood, and has an edge to them uses a wolf. It's so overdone that it stopped being cool years ago.
8912704
Wel, I'm not like that. I admire wolves.
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Yeah, wolves are pretty cool. Just, don't waste your time commenting on stories that are obviously made to get that comment out of you. Either way, carry on.
8912703
That's not the point. You're overdoing it, and I'm pretty sure that having six accounts is overkill, and frankly, I don't see how these are MLP related, or how they got past the mods.
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No. Denied. Vetoed.
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Fair enough.
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If man may ask, have yous read them?
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I'm not sure I want to read them. Judging from the logic that all there seems to be is Shaquille O'Neal memes, I'm sure that's all there is.
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If you has a spare 5 minutes, I'd recommend mine first. Is shortest, and most funniest. Man promises there's more than Shaquille O'Neal memes, for real
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Seen it. My opinion remains the same.
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Aww man, man. Man felt for sure man's fic was fit, like, man you know? Man promises to try better next time
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Okay...
I hope you're all proud of this, just one of many reminders of how much of a disappoint you all are to your parents.
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This was an odyssey for the ages and don't you dare forget it.
Die in a fire.
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Are you referring to the 'tists with wolf in their profile name or stand-ins for their shitty wish fulfillment "stories"?
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Do you have any idea how irritating it is that piles of garbage like this make it onto the site rather than the mods just banning troll authors like this.
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You too hot, bruv. Get dat milk ting ya know.
Keep em coming!
These are dumb in all of the right ways. I got more out of it than I do most of the new submissions, so well done.
Man's been a huge success innit bruvs.
I don’t believe that this beautiful story exist. The story we need but don’t deserve
Ya dun know