This story is a sequel to Man's Not Hot
Welp, man's on the sun now. And let me tell you, fam, the sun is fucking boring. Ya get me, bruv? Luckily, man's not hot. Man can never be hot. It's a persistent ting, fam.
Trigger warnings: Sunquakes, Shaqqcent, and a not hot man.
never take off your jacket
Astro-not-hot
Kazaam!