Good friends can talk about practically anything without worry of having hurt each other's feelings. The mane six are those kind of good friends. When they get together, they can talk about nearly everything and anything.
But girls can be very, very weird when they all get together for a session of girl talk. Spike knows this and wisely stays away from them when they get like this.
Ponyville's resident human, however, despite warning from Spike, decides to walk in on one of their sessions as it's going on.
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Oh my gosh. XD That got weird
I'm Scruffy, I mean Spike, the janitor.
Pretty screwed up.
In Soviet Equestria ponies rape you.
Wow, it will be a while (if ever) before Anon interacts with any of them again.
“Yeah,” said Pinkie. “And talk about faculties. I mean, so far you did only blow up the weather faculty.
I think you meant factory.
Other than that, it is a hilarious one-shot. Poor Anon - must've been shocked out of his socks with what he heard! XD
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I saw what you did there
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not really, I've had night where me and my friends discussed ways too murder eachother
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Yeah.....
Not helping.
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look what im tryin too say is that when your with friends, social taboo's dont really exist
Funny that are exactly the things really good friends talk about only with a dash more restraint and a few 'I wouldn'ts' and 'this is all hypotheticals' more.
I'm interested in a continuance!
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Actually, yeah, and this works for all circles of friends irregardless. Like, I sometimes discussed about which one of us would probably shoot up the school first, or maybe have the better chance of fucking their own mom.
Oh Anon, in the wrong place at the wrong time, now he do be on the run from the Mane 6 in the fear of being Raped and then Murdered.......I would probably stand at the door and then ask: "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!" slide the book towards twilight asap and when one of them moves to get up, straight up smash the door closed and lock it incase if there is a keyhole and the key in it or like a woodblock(like the ones from zombie apocalypse movies lol) and then or if neither just straight up run for the main doors, smash those closed either(there isn't a lock anyway so why bother? and run for the next best hiding spot or run as fast as fucking possible with the fear of death & being molested to power up your adrenaline to go into excess-mode to run for a insanely long amount of time to reach my home and then smash that door closed asap and lock it(rainbow dash would crash the windows anyway if they are big enough so no use for that) and then bolt right fucking way for the bathroom, and if one of them is too close to you just throw stuff within your grasp at whoever is too close, AND YES CLOSE THE FUCKING BATHROOM DOOR CUZ THAT ALWAYS HAS A LOCK + KEY IN IT WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, PRIVACY REASONS
and then scream to get the fuck away from me and tell them i heard this bullshit and that i ain't going down today and if they dare to get in that i would go violent on them in order to ensure my survival. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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You have a very active imagination.