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Freakeasy


Well, it took me five and a half seasons and I'm finally dipping my toes into some brony waters! Wish me luck! *jumps through the portal, laptop tightly clutched*

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I enjoyed it. The writing was decent and the story... Well, the story was a bit thin, but hey, it's porn. You've gotta change that summary, though. It was almost enough to make me skip the story. That's not the place to tell us your opinion of the characters, it's where you tell us what the hell your story's about and why we should read it. What you have now would be much more appropriate as an author's note.

Moonbutt is best pony xp

I know that sometimes I just have to understand that this is what other authors and users have in their headcanons, and respect them for being what they think, just like hopefully users respect me equally.

With that said, I have to comment on this:

"Oh, Spikey-Wikey!"
"Yes, My Lady!"
A certain purple dragon was dreaming of a certain white pony, yet again. The same dream of him being big and strong, having his way with the mare he always followed.
Tia and Luna both giggled as they watched Spike indulge in his tireless fantasy yet again.
Luna chuckled, "I swear he gets more pathetic with each night."
Celestia giggled, "At the rate he's growing, he should be beating them off with a stick, instead he just beats his own stick."
Luna rolled her eyes, "Well, we'd best move on, I already know how this one ends. He cums, he wakes up then he cries some more."

We get it :facehoof: It's already bad enough Spike is given the butt monkey role (even though lately that really has changed to the better), but really? It's his fucking dream, deal with it Luna and Tia. Maybe if you want to give him a bit of assistance, make him dream about someone else other than Rarity, especially when Luna already knows from dreams that it's gonna be always unrequited (Spike's reduce to fapping; Rarity probably already has Thunderlane already). The least you could do O Great Princess of the Night is help the guy out some...instead of laughing at his misfortune in the romantic arts. And I personally don't give a fuck how old he is, Luna, everypony should have somepony, regardless of sexuality. I know it's a dream but damn, Luna, here's a lost cause--turn him into a lost and found!!

Sorry, guys. :fluttercry::ajsleepy: TI just ranted at something that probably no one really GAF about....why did I even write this....

I agree with the first comment

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Well I'd say the sisters portrayed here were excessively over-the-top so I wouldn't take this even remotely seriously.

Vinyl Scratch, or DJ PON-3, had now turned into Octavia's cello, "Look, Octy! I'm your big violin thingy now! PLAY ME!"

I laughed so hard I cried. Most excellent.

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IM A VIOLIN OCTY, IM VIOLIN VINYL!

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