Sometimes, a writer needs a break from cohesive narrative, but feels like writing anyway. Trying to actually make a good plot takes effort and sometimes writers just want to do something ridiculous.
Inspired by random card draws from a Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder deck, this series of short stories isn't here to make any sense.
Just a collection of stories I write when I don't feel like thinking too hard.
I'm not bothering with any serious editing or formatting of these because I mean... well, you'll see.
Pfffftttttt.
Beautiful.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Aww. How cute.
~Skeeter The Lurker
So... King Sombra's inside of Vinyl...?
...I am going to be curious what card combo would prompt this...
~Skeeter The Lurker
Oh Big Mac, you're such a slut.
Oh Scootaloo, you sucker.
Oh King Sombra, you unlucky bastard.
...Aaaand I think I'll stop the gag here before it gets out of hand.
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...what?
Wait they were roleplaying...?
Oh poor Spike...
~Skeeter The Lurker
What?
And I thought that I knew all the weird ships...
Spikey you're supposed to be missing...
Ah yes...right , her missing pet iguana . . .
works for me ...do I get that diamond studded belt neck leash thingy again?
...This has no right to work as well as it truly does.
~Skeeter The Lurker
..........
This needs to be a legit AU fic.
Like, damn son.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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things i could plausibly be convinced to do
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What would it take...?
~Skeeter The Lurker
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I'll raise any of his bribes by 10% to make you write the Vinyl-Sombra fic first.
Glad to see that even Blueblood has some sort of morals (even if they are to late). Still, him and Shining is a nice combo :)
Where did you get the cover art?
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The cover art is the work of the lovely Pixel Prism, who did all the art for the TSSSF cards and other related materials. A link to the image and her DA is available if you mouse over the image and click "Source." Truly wonderful artist, I have a print of hers on my wall at home.
I still want to see this story happen.
...I also want to see more of Photo Dash. I want a lot of things and most of them are related to ponies.
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Continue, dear writer of madness.
I've actually seen this ship before.
Why did you make me like it? I'm conflicted between Sparity and ScootaSpike now.
Gaaaaaaaaasp!
---Big Mac got unicorn lineage?
Has Monochromatic seen this?
Monochromatic needs to see this.
Not bad, but I think I still slightly prefer the one where Octavia is Fiddlesticks.
THIS WAS GREAT OH MY GOD
I'm actually really sad it ended now ;; The description was amazing, and JUST WOW GREAT THIS COULD HAVE BEEN A FULL-FLEDGED AU AND ID BE SLAMMING MY HANDS ON MY DESK ASKING FOR MORE A+
Will this ever be continued?
You can has review!