New story from reykan + drunk levels rising = I'm about to have a good time.

Wow like immediately hoked!
You brilliant bastard!

go back to far

Too far
There was another with the same typo, but it's a nightmare to find it on a phone.

Did that raging customer had the name of Ted? :D
And Discord has his own version of that annoying paperclip? Seriously :D

Discord pulled a Thinking Man when he got stoned :) an enlightened Discord is a scary Discord.
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I tried to picture Discord with a chaotic boner... Somethings can't be unseen 0-0

Keep it up and this will end up in my top ten also,

however,the

however, the

You also need to space a couple of your paragraphs apart.

Great story as always you impress us beyond our wildest dreams.

I honestly wasn't sure about this, coming in, but after reading the first chapter, I have to admit this has my interest.

7034169 it's like science wizards. Beings that can change the universe on their whim suddenly understanding the ins and outs of its laws will only magnify their power exponentially.

Corrections offered without malice.

Viel-sundering

Veil-

looses his mind!" Max said into his headphones

loses his mind
Also, if it has a microphone, it's a headset.

once I their lives.

once in

go back to far

too

timey-whimey

wimey

It's forelegs were splayed and held against the wall, leaving it's rear legs laying uselessly on the stone floor while it's head hung limply against it's barrel.

Its, its, its, its

way to long

too

out with out fingers

without

to coral his new tongue.

corral

alicorns had experience a lot

experienced

Discord: What's your thoughts on alternate timelines, as well? Is it safe to do something like that, or would the paradox shatter the world?

Y'know, for years I've been of the belief that depends entirely on the actual nature of Time. If all timelines exist simultaniously in their completion and are merely experienced with the consciousness collapsing possibility through that experience, then it is impossible to alter time, because in acting and experiencing, you collapse possibility to the path in which you were always going to alter the timeline. The only way a paradox could take place would be if you managed to railroad a change in a timeline that wasn't meant to account for it, at which point such thing becomes impossible, because a paradox would terminate that timeline. A terminated timeline retroactively can't exist to be experienced, - if they all exist in their completion from the beginning - and therefor it is 'impossible' to cause a paradox.

Ergo, to use the somewhat controversial explanation of Doctor Who: The paradoxes work themselves out.

Why the hell is he talking so weird? Still liking this, though

7558144 Probably his tongue changed too. Having a swollen tongue can make someone talk funny, just imagine what having a completely different one would do.

Interesting intro, good work.

7558144 Huh.I thought it was rather obvious. He had a human mouth and a brain wired for a human mouth, and he lived his entire life learning and using a human mouth.

Now he's a completely different creature with a different mouth, different teeth, different muscles and everything else. He's honestly doing pretty damn well to talk as well as he is.

That scroll should have been Clippy...

If he was going to do this, he'd be popping the trans-dimensional cherries of worlds himself, thank you very much.

Aaaaand sexual references already.... WANT TO READ MOAR!!!!!

Could she really watch her sister descend to madness for the sake of preserving a timeline that was likely already damaged?

I say screw Fate, Destiny, Time or anything else that wish to hurt my Family. If I could change anything ( like what Tia's thinkin about) it would be to help my family.

I like this story so much that I plan on checking over it. I've had this idea for quite a while now, but kept on forgetting about it until I was so deep into it, that I didn't want to go back to Chapter 1.

So...

Full body mirror. Several spells overlapped in the following order.
1: Viel-sundering

Don't you mean "Veil-sundering"? The only things that come up when I Google 'viel' are a German hip hop album, and a female Norwegian artist.

"...and for every realm of fiction...oh by the wars of the old ones, this world knows my own as cartoon,"

Methinks that should be "as a cartoon" - adding an 'a' between 'as' and 'cartoon'.

I didn't have any of those in stock, right? And this customer, he just looses his mind!"

and

deal with customer service at least once I their lives.

'Loses' and 'in', instead of 'looses' and 'I'.

but if you go back to far,

'Too' - defined as "to a higher degree than is desirable, permissible, or possible; excessively"
'To' - defined as "expressing motion in the direction of (a particular location)" or "approaching or reaching (a particular conclusion)".
The first one, 'too' (with two 'o's), is the one that fits here.

tail hung over the back. In his grip however,the reason for

Space between 'however,' and 'the' needed.

What horrific creature could hold the Discord's attention?

The Discord? So 'Discord' is a generic name, or an inanimate object? Or a title, like "the Lord" or "the King"? I, er, don't think so.

I found Starswirls Hidey-hole bee-tee-dubs

Starswirl's. Needs an apostrophe.

Discord said, finally looking to the approaching mares "I still win."

Comma goes after "mares" here.

Jealousy was what the stallion had said drove her sister to madness, jealousy and loneliness.

Loving the story but I think I found an inconsistency because even after rereading it I can't find where he mentioned Jealousy. Loneliness and Madness yes, but he didn't ever say Jealousy to Celestia.

Could she really watch her sister descend to madness for the sake of preserving a timeline that was likely already damaged?

Come on, Celestia. You're smarter than this. The instant Discord knew of the future is the instant the future ceased to exist. If we are going by logic, that is. Either that, or the future will happen no matter what. There are no in-betweens. So do whatever you want.

Anyway, this is a decent start, but there are numerous grammatical errors.

Aww come on !!
I love the fic but its 11:30pm and I got school in the morning

7855623 Bwahahahah. Suck's to be you.... "Past You"... see what I did there

I'm Hooked. Well done!

7887707 same not a lot of storys have done that lol maybe 4

State of nowhere's-ville

Well, is it a state or a village?

Well, now that I think about it, since we're talking about discord here, it's probably both!

Discord: I want to try an experiment.

Discord: Let's play a game! You have 72 hours of energy to survive on, and have that long to find a source. Best sources are obvious, but you could easily find a way to drag that energy out if you found supplements.

Well, at least it's not kidnapping 9 people, putting bracelets on their left wrists, then putting bombs inside 2-4 of them, then allowing seven of those nine to meet up (whilst you and your assistant also playing along with them, making a group of nine) and play a 'deadly' game on board a building built to resemble an ocean liner, where they only have nine hours to reach the end.
At least there's no REDs or DEADs, or Zeros, or morphogenetic fields, or ice-9, or digital roots, or life-or-death experiments on children that involve an incinerator in which one girl may or may not have died.

Seriously, Gentarou 'Ace' Hongou? You would kidnap 18 children and put nine in mortal danger, and then literally chuck a girl into an incinerator? No wonder you and your three subordinates are kidnapped, and those three subordinates end up as the only casualties (by your own hand, no less - Zero really played you like a fiddle). And all that to find a way to bypass your prosopagnosia...ugh.

Discord's game is much better than this, at least - nowhere near as much death or danger.

This gonna be good!

Historia antes del tiempo, difícil hacer que funcione

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The rabbit's game was better anyway, from enjoyment to rules to moral justification. Too bad bird-mask couldn't continue the trend, quite the lack of puzzles in that puzzle game...

What does our main character look like

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I think he's just a regular changeling.

Only just discovered this one, but it gets a like at the end of the first chapter, because your Discord is superbly written.

'Hello, it looks like you're trying to identify this item. Would you like me to scan it for you ?'

Is this a fucking clippy joke

Damn, i thought Discord will be the main character, be he just a dick again.

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Well maybe they should take a couple days off from the political stuff and dream watching and spend time together. Part of the problem was they were so busy that they never had time for each other.

"I'm not a brony, dammit," Max said with a groan"

Shame. Really missing out have to say

"You see, I'm not certain I've really lived up to my title. I've caused havoc, yes, but is it really chaos? Or is it just disasters that I'm leaving in my wake? Chaos shouldn't be good or evil, it just is. That's what I've learned, little fillies, and it's why I'm going to get an A on this project.

What a fascinating and very interesting depiction of Discord. I like it.

Now... the most important question in history... will Discord ever finish reading your book? Apparently he wants to be an expert in lovecraftean culture...