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#1 · Nov 21st, 2011 · · ·

Aboso-fucking-lutley 100% halarious

This is some funny shit.

Absolutely love this one. Looking forward to part 2.

This is hilarious! XD its the funiest story i have read all week! Loved the end with Applejack.:applejackconfused:


Second five-star fic I've read. Well done, the both of you.

I have feeling chapter 2 will have ApplejackxBloomberg.

Well... otherwise for the strangeness of the shipping, this is very nicely written.
In fact, I think that's why I kept reading it.

#7 · Nov 26th, 2011 · · ·

I would have given this a fiver just from the sheer balls of writing a FS/Bloomberg fic, but it was actually pretty damn good. My brain is full of fuck, and I'm loving it.

#8 · Nov 26th, 2011 · · ·

What the hell did I just read?

This is horrible. I fucking love it.

#10 · Dec 4th, 2011 · · ·

First I was like:scootangel:
Then I was like:derpyderp1:
Kept reading...:rainbowhuh:
And now I'm :rainbowlaugh:
Great Job! Part 2? :trollestia:

This is the strangest, must bucked-up thing I've ever read:applejackconfused::pinkiesick:

........still counts.....

rule 34 people, rule 34 :coolphoto:

Dude,,,,, This is some bucked-up shit.

But somehow I canĀ“t stop laughing.

This is one of the best fanfics I have ever read in my entire life. Holy fuck please write more.

I have the weirdest boner.....:twilightoops:

Now I'm not one to complain, but really? I got downvote brigaded? This story was at 4.7 stars with 29 votes, now it is at 2.1 stars with 82 votes. That means that the average vote I've gotten for the next 53 votes was under 1 star. In addition to that, the story has only around 100 more view. So for the first 720 views this story got, it was rated at 4.7 with 29 votes, a voting rate of 4%. Then for the next ~100 reads, this story got 53 more votes, a voting rate of around 50%. Why the fuck are you doing this? And no one is leaving any comments either. If you don't like clop, DON'T READ IT. Don't actively go around downvoting stories because they don't appeal to you.

Feeling bad about you getting hit by the downvote brigade! I have a sneeking suspicion this was because you were mentioned on the Bronyville podcast last week.

Hilarious story, though. Messed up, but very, very funny. I just kept reading, thinking, "there's no way this is going where I think it's going..." and then it went there, and beyond! :rainbowlaugh: Poor, poor Applejack! I wonder if she shouldn't have just kept her memories. At least then she would have known the truth! :ajbemused:


Wait, I got mentioned on a podcast? Wait, what just happened to the rating? it's back to only 33 votes.... My head is full of fuck.

Anyway, could I get a link to the podcast? And what has become of my life?

Progress: Other projects are out of the way and I'm working on part 2 right now


79647 bronyshow.com episode 34. it was a pretty minor mention, and they didn't include it in the show notes. but it was enough to get me here, anyhow!

Comment posted by XxTestName69xX deleted Jul 27th, 2013

My starting reaction: "FLUTTERSHYIS BANGING A TREE?!?!" Later on: *fap* *fap* *fap*

Holy crap! That some of the funniest shit I've ever read! :rainbowlaugh:
The complete absurdity of the entire thing had me in stitches!
I'm glad Fluttershy used protection, since there are some places you do NOT want to get a splinter! :twilightsheepish:


She sanded the limb right beforehand, therefore the condom was not to prevent splinters

Oh god, I can't stop laughing at how utterly awkward this is. Can't wait for what antics happen in part 2.

*faint* :ajsleepy:

First I was like :rainbowwild:
Then I was like :trixieshiftright:
Then I went :twilightoops:
And then I was like :pinkiecrazy:

I'm cool with this. :yay:

I seem to have better luck enjoying comedy clops than serious ones. Good job, brony

This was so, SO fucking funny. Magnificent. Just magnificent.

This was the first clopfic I've ever read and it was bucking worth it!

Thank you, oh genius author of this story, for introducing me to the "dark" side of this fandom. Should one feel guilty for clopping to colourful little cartoon ponies? Because I don't.

Pfft :rainbowlaugh:. How on earth did you come up with something so sexy and hilarious?!


Well, I had waited 3 months for someone to make a Fluttershy x Tree shipfic, and then decided to do it myself. Of course, then I had to add in my own little flair, and one month later I had this.

Which makes that scene near the start of "Hurricane Fluttershy" take on a whole new meaning... :pinkiecrazy:

The bit where you stopped to point out how clever your pun was broke the spell a bit for me. But on the whole, surreal in a genuinely amusing way. Um... I've just thumb-upped (upthumbed? Thumped?) a clopfic with Fluttershy and a tree. This fandom is ridiculous. :yay:

That, good sir was gold I would give you both my thumbs up if I could. I will give in nine Spike mustaches out of ten.

Hey, you think my Fluttershy Unit will come out of her box if I read this to her?

This is my favourite fic. It's the funniest fic i ever read, and the moat awkwardly bonnering one.

37437Yes, it will be in the form of, 'And then they did it part 2!' :pinkiecrazy:

I have the most shameful boner of my life right now... I think I need to go take care of that right quick:fluttershbad:

What the fuck did I just read? :applejackconfused:

1735469 You just read a very disturbing sex story about a forbidden love between a Pegasus and a magically horny Tree.

1848253 thank you, for that very graphic description, yet not as graphic as the story :pinkiesick::applejackconfused:


1848788 shouldn't have said it wasn't as graphic as the story, motherf***er! DOYHOYHOY! FACE DOWN, FLANK UP, TAHT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO BUCK! TROLOLOL!

Oh my fucking god. This is... wow... Good job though.

50596 That was kinda like me
First I was like:ajsleepy:
Then I was like:ajsmug:
Kept reading...:fluttershysad:
Then:pinkiehappy: "I GET IT"
I don't care for a part two

That was kinda like me
First I was like:ajsleepy:
Then I was like:ajsmug:
Kept reading...:fluttershysad:
Then:pinkiehappy: "I GET IT"
I don't care for a part two

i was warned, warning ignored, i know now why, but i cant stop laughing at that ending, great job.

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