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I cried buckets. And then I drank the buckets and cried them out again.
Also, new entirely true fact: Cantaloupes are the end of the world.

Haha that was gold, good job :)

All of my wat.

The sheer sorrow that I am feeling right now is immeasurable and so immense that I just want to go down into the basement and cry myself to sleep in hopes that I wake up some time next year.:applecry::raritycry::fluttercry:

I don't even know. :ajbemused:

1077633 I'm sorry I had to put you through that pain.

1077638 I don't even know.

1077641 ERRYTIM!

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1077646 Why, thank you!

1077654 I eat your wat. It feeds me... I grow stronger...

1077661 As long as you don't kill yourself. I don't want that kind of blame.

First I was like: :rainbowhuh:
Then I was like: :applejackunsure:
Then I was like: :pinkiecrazy:
And in the end I was like: :rainbowlaugh:

Pretty well written other than the obvious utterly random storyline, had a few misspelled/missing/in weird places/wrong words here and there but otherwise all good.

Childhood obesity can just sneak up on you when you least expect it. R.I.P. Onion Peeler. I assume that his cutie mark was either an onion being peeled, or a tub of lard. Why must he die so young?!?!!?!?!? :raritycry:
P.S. Very interesting story. That video you posted beforehand was so moving, and this story just made my emotions crap themselves. Bravo.
P.S.S. I expect a complementary change of pants for my emotions
P.S.S.S. :moustache:
P.S.S.S.S. ಠ_ಠ

1077675 I don't know man, you wrote it, you should have thought about that before you wrote it. just know that it's a high possibility I wont be alive tomorrow

is it really that sad?
i was the first like cuz i thought every new story should start with a like
sooooo....here we go

I wanna make a comment about how sad all of it was, but...

Dafuq did I just read?dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Derpy_Hooves_lolface.png

In my confusion, I'll give you a favorite and a like.

If you tell me what drug you were on right now, I might be able to write something!

That would make even Doctor Who say "wut?"

Paragraphs 1-6 made the story in my opinion. That was hilarious. Cry evrytiem.

Broccoli isn't the end of the world? Oh boy, I need to rethink some things. Lest I get pushed off a cliff or die of obesity. Or both. Simultaneously.

You thought My Little Dashie was sad?

No, I didn't. Good day, sir. *Leaves*
Also, alternate ending, right after Twilight climbed the staircase:

Twilight offers the Amulet of Tartarus to Celestia...
An invisible choir sings, and Twilight is bathed in radiance...
The voice of Celestia booms out: "Congratulations, mortal!"
"In return to thy service, I grant thee the gift of Immortality!"
She ascends to the status of Demigoddess...
Do you want your possessions identified?
[y/n] (y) y

:rainbowhuh: Dafuq did I just saw.... :derpyderp2:

Pure AWESOMENESS!!! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Nice. Just fuckin' nice.


Twilight Sparkle slowly trudged down the road. All that had happened... the pain... the deaths... it would all be worth it.

Instant-fav. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Rainbow_dealwithit.png

like dis if u cry evertim

What did I just read? It made no sense and was beautiful. It's... not all that surprising to me, that that's my reaction. Weird and I like it.
Now the question I pose is: What happens when you write a weird story of several chapters?


This is the saddest story I have ever read.

1081907 I almost committed suicide while writing it. It's that sad.

I cried so much, the saddest story around :applecry:

Then I died

1077781 XD LOL i LOL'ed so hard at it i started to have laughing tears. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:X9000

So remember kids, don't do drugs or you may end up like me.




:facehoof:Now I have to watch you. Do you know how much I hate watching funny people like you? Huh? Do you know how much I hate reading these silly fics that make laugh? Well, WELL...

I love it. :rainbowlaugh:

1120648 I'll try not to disappoint... :rainbowwild:

But if you do... DRINK 15 HOUR ENERGY AND BE A COP.

1124085 Epic reference is epic.



Wow. Just, wow. :thumbsup:

I'm not even sure if I can eat that forbidden fruit anymore. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Twilight_Sparkle.png

1188170 Damn Cantaloupes. I hath foretold the end, and it be Cantaloupes!


The word shall be spread!

Oh my. This was like a cross between Douglas Adams and, um, maybe Lemony Snicket? Anyways, this was both hilarious (:rainbowlaugh:) and sad (:fluttercry:). Keep that Improbability Field on!

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