On a normal day hopping along her usual path in Ponyville, Pinkie Pie has the misfortune of coming to see horrendous signs that insult her.
Whoever put the signs don't understand the consequences of their actions.
That pony simply doesn't understand the consequences.
No problem, it will all go right.
I'd rather not.
This is the prequel to cupcakes.
6198895 sounds like it. Also makes the most sense.
“There is one thing.” She grinned darkly, making Rainbow gulp loudly…
A second later, the narrator was crying in a pool of his own poop.
You, sir, is clearly awesome. How does it feel like to lose both of your marbles and your anus?
Rainbow? You're never going to forget this.
"Don't worry Rainbow Dash, we can settle this over a nice long batch of cupcakes."
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Actually, I think it'd be more like: