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by Super Trampoline

Chapter 18: MEANWHILE...

Thousands of miles away, high above the surface of Equestria, orbited a moon. I should know; astronomy is one of my many special talents.

On that moon, stood a very, very bored horse looking through a telescope it had somehow constructed out of moon rock.

"Oh, minions," she shouted evily, "it appears that Celestia's prized pupil is no longer around to defend her. Canterlot shall be mine for taking. BWAHAHAHAH!" Lightning would have flashed at this moment, but there was no lightning on the moon. There also were no minions.

But as she peered through the telescope to track Twilight Sparkle, though at this point in time the moon horse did not yet know the small studious unicorn's name, so she simply referred to her as "Awkward Small Purple One", she noticed that the mare had come into contact with a most fetching batpony. Wow, what a looker. Nightmare Moon, as the horse called herself, blushed. "Something something moon innuendo pun," she whinnied. "Sure, I'll bring about everlasting night when I return, but I have a secondary mission now: Make senpai notice me!"

Author's Note:

WILL SUPER TRAMPOLINE NOTICE NIGHTMARE MOON HITTING ON HIM?!? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON...

The Andy Griffith Show!

Comments

[outerjay]

havent read it yet but it looks like something that was done for shits and giggles if this isent funny ima be very disapointed

[Super Trampoline]

7491095 prepare to be disappointed!
(Go read "My Harshwhinnial" by Horizon for something funny.)

[Super Trampoline]

7491210 It's never too late to write a crappy story! Go for it!

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[Marcthelightspark2004]

Thousands of miles away, high above the surface of Equestria, orbited a moon. I should know; astronomy is one of my many special talents.

Well.That isn't astronomy, its basic knowledge. So, you know what everypony else knows. How is that a talent again?

[Marcthelightspark2004]

On that moon, stood a very, very bored horse looking through a telescope it had somehow constructed out of moon rock.

Well, so long as it has a reflective glass or whatever telescopes use, it can pretty much be made from anything

[Marcthelightspark2004]

"Oh, minions," she shouted evily, "it appears that Celestia's prized pupil is no longer around to defend her. Canterlot shall be mine for taking. BWAHAHAHAH!" Lightning would have flashed at this moment, but there was no lightning on the moon. There also were no minions.

poor Nightmare Moon. No minions to appreciate an evil laugh

[Marcthelightspark2004]

But as she peered through the telescope to track Twilight Sparkle, though at this point in time the moon horse did not yet know the small studious unicorn's name, so she simply referred to her as "Awkward Small Purple One", she noticed that the mare had come into contact with a most fetching batpony. Wow, what a looker. Nightmare Moon, as the horse called herself, blushed. "Something something moon innuendo pun," she whinnied. "Sure, I'll bring about everlasting night when I return, but I have a secondary mission now: Make senpai notice me!"

oh dear lord.

[Super Trampoline]

10162842
Most ponies aren't very smart.

[Super Trampoline]

10162847
I completely forgot about this plot thread.