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GameJunkie7


So depressed and disenfranchised with reality that I NEED ponies to keep me sane by this point.

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This is awesome. Quite awesome. And different. I don't think I've seen anything quite like it.

5656835 Thanks <3 random inspiration is random~ :pinkiehappy:

5657146 PFFT TA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! XD you killed me!

Figure out the crafting system too! It's probably way better than the DnD one.

5664217 Cait, I'm insulted. I figured you'd catch on with all the clues I'd given thus far.

The crafting system is exceptional!

Huh... does that mean that if he gets too complacent, contented enough that he no longer wants change, the doorways might close?

And I like your little tidbit on Minotaur culture. Took one name and one example and made something with such potential from it...

I just got done reading this only to get an instant new chapter yay!

Simpley amazing... And interesting... Ikinda wonder how this is gonna turn out.... Will his being there somehow alter the destaneys of the elements?

*After reading this chapter & in my head*

CONGA CONGA CONGA, CONGA LADS!

Hearing his reasoning however, Twilight ranted for a moment about “hunter-gatherer societies and their impulsiveness and twisted senses of honor”

For some reason, that line cracked me up. I'm simply loving this story (and Zecora's eagerness to mess around with the manticore's corpse).

Seriously, what's with all the dislikes?

5683404 I know, I'm baffled and confused. I'm not doing anything different, so just...why? *has moment of depression from miscommunication* Y dey no leik?

5683436 I understand your pain, Game. :pinkiesad2: Come; cry on Uncle Grey's shoulders, let me hold you as your sorrows spill out.

5683463 *Weeps manly tears into offered shoulder, unashamed to show emotion.* :fluttercry:

Thanks, just the gesture means a lot.

Barbarian, at the bare minimum, with an archetype/variant more likely. From a D&D perspective.

Overpowered? Nah. Iron Will looks to be plenty powerful, and considering scale, a balrog would be even more. Besides, he has the typical Barbarian/Berserker patterns. Bet the crap out of stuff, wake up with the party cleric/medic fussing over you.

5689295 Exactly what I'd be like in real life. Whenever I've ever gotten into a fight, I black out, my aggressors are on the ground, and I've got bruises, split lips, black eyes.

They've got broken bones.

Not fun, not nice, caused a bad reputation from a young age.

So yeah, I'd be the barbarian meat shield blindly taking damage while crushing the opposition, and getting fussed over by my friends, actually happened several times when bullies would try to gang up on my pals at school. I only avoided expulsion thanks to eyewitnesses and video footage proving I always did it in defense of either myself or others.

You'd best stay in Equestria before that minor reality warping causes a total event collapse or something equally dire.

Also... did he every get that shirt? I know the boots popped up, but what about the shirt?

Good to see his dad squawking though. I really don't need to know anymore though. Really. I don't. In fact... I might just erase all memory of that sqauwk. And that RD's mom is a screamer... Where did I put my bleach...

5699413 BRAIN BLEACH! *throws jug of said magical memory eraser at you*

Huh... just... huh... I'm... wow...

Nice to see Luna flaunting her power, but wow...

5710335 "With Great Power, comes Great Responsibility."

Luna knows this, but forgot; it wasn't her moon.

5710350 I can't fault her, she has been controlling the Equestrian moon for centuries and didn't really have any reason to think that the human moon would be different, but man...

5710427 Just be glad tidal waves was all I did. Watch this to get an appreciation of just how apocalyptic what Luna did is. Skip to 7:49 for what SHOULD happen just on the moon's approach.

Just try not to dwell on it.

Seriously.

Don't look up at that beautiful orb in fear, look up at it in reverence in that it DOESN'T kill us.

5710820 Yeah, I did some light reading. The moon is the sadistic one in the World/Moon/Sun balance.

Hey! New Doorways. Awesome. Bronze's magic is just leaking all over the place, isn't it? As I read it... Luna and Celestia got shifted to their biological prime?

Quite an enjoyable read sir :rainbowkiss:. Good show. Very pleasant to find another story where the main character isn't an insufferable, foul-mouthed, rectal haberdasher. :eeyup:

5915454 The irony is, his pal in my other story is such a foul-mouthed haberdasher XD

Personal Trainer and Personal Masseur.

I really hope this guy manages to back load transformation magics and dimentional structures off Jeeves, so he isnt stuck with just the singular form, but can get his Beach God and Minotaur frms back, and possible, given his parents transformations through the interface, Griffon as well, then get spike in so he can have Dragon, then can practise mix and match.

After all, he has a lot of wanting mares that will need to be kept Very happy. :raritywink:

If you are worried about ever going DEM. dont worry, the stuff Ive worked on over the years is so far beyond on power scales, a single reality, single star Alicorn barely shows up in the first 128 bits of the power scale. :trollestia:

Given he used his own mass energy to drive the magic, imagine how much energy is available if you can use the planetary mass you are on, an external source, then use that to extend out the feed.

Then switch to vaccuum energy instead.

Have you ever heard of Riverworld? :pinkiecrazy:

I wonder if his parents will try priding with Gilda? :rainbowderp:

Oooo I can't WAIT to see, as you worded it, "how much of an ass hat" you are!!! :rainbowlaugh:

5657146 :rainbowlaugh: I can't~! I can't take it! Hahaha!!!!!! Word.....word of the day!!! Best thing EVER!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :rainbowlaugh: MY SIDES!!! XD

when Dash knocked on the door-. “GO AWAY! MASTURBATING!”

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH DEAR GOD MY SIDES! :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

DUuuude! This story shows you as NO asshat! It makes you sound badass! :(
I was hoping for a level 4 case of JACKASS-ITUDE

5681106 I wanna go to a tf2 convention now! :rainbowlaugh:

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*sheds a single manly tear*
DA feels bro....... Da feels..... :pinkiesad2:

5699424 HAH! Jes on you guys! I don't use brain bleach!
*pulls out a bottle labeled "MEMORY MASH" and takes off the lid"
I don't use anything genaric! Besides. This is much more effective! See?
*shows gamer a tag that says "Memory Mash! Now kills 99.9% more brain cells!"*
I'm set. *downs a shot glass of the drink*
:rainbowwild:

Moar!!! I needz it bro!!!! Don't leave me hangin dood! :raritydespair:

5979066 :fluttercry: You have no idea how much your enthusiasm means to me~! :raritycry:

5979211 :raritycry: I've been told bro! You is best writer.......*punches grey for no apparent reason*

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That's for eating my muffin. :ajbemused:

Curious introduction to the Displaced verse. The scope of Bronze's domain is pretty vast. Recovering the paper industry shouldn't be too hard. True, Equestrians might not want to cut down a lot of trees, but earth ponies might be able to spur the growth of lower grade plant material to use in paper production... (Making paper is fun, by the way. Tad time consuming, particularly when you only have a few small moulds, but fun.)

As a side note: apathetic [and/or] self professed 'not caring' characters like Dox annoy me for some reason...

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Not caring?! How dare you, sir!
Dox does care!

6027154 Dox does care, too much actually. He's just heard it all before and has no patience for repeat information or grandstanding.

6027172 6027202 I'll yield, I'll yield. I was sleepy... Still haven't read Dox's story. Seen him in a couple other places though. Seems to be a nice guy. One of the nicer ones too. Meh. Don't mind me.

6027154 We would think the being Discord may attempt 'trolling' by making a forest that grew wild, or simply the Everfree Forest may give a preverbal 'finger' to any woodsmen/ponies. By regrowing over night or camps to even common if daily attacks by the forest/inhabitants.

For paper, fibrous material, flax, gives biooil for compact efficint hybrids?

Looks like Bronze had to Black Rod the door. nice iming. As well with the less occupants the other side.

With Jeeves being a golem, and from what occurs, such as harmony rainbow, I have only one thing to say.

Jeeves Shine. He Diamond. :moustache:

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