After Lyra discovers that a portal to the human realm exists, she sends a series of letters to Twilight Sparkle.
If you are enjoying my stories, I thank you. Nothing means quite as much to me as someone really appreciating what I put out into the world. So, from the bottom of my heart... Thank You.
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I can write a series of letters too!
Watch me!
L D P S U Y T E B 7 V D T A S!
See.... ok so there was a number in there too, I'm Not Perfect!
3422462
Wait, you aren't supposed to spell without numbers? THEN WHY THE HELL DOES MATH HAVE LETTERS IN IT!
3422468
Good point!
We should ban math, and anything related to math!
3422486
But what about my aerospace engineering degree?
Now this is rather amusing, I wonder what Princess Celestia will think of this.
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Dear Princess Celestia.
Ponyville is full of insanity. I wanna come home.
Desperately, Twilight Sparkle
3422498
Hey!
Being Insane myself, i take offence to that!
3422510
Good.
3422512
That's it!
I'm Sueing you for slander!
*Pulls out a briefcase and opens it*
Here are my settlement demands.
*Hands you a muffin with the words, "More Muffins", on it
3422526 hey wait no, I want cookies!
3422526
*eats the muffin*
I REGRET NOTHING
3422488
Come with me to found a new country on the importance of MATH! You've got engineering, I've got an accounting degree, now we just need a medic and a hunter and we're set.
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And bacon. Lots and lots of bacon.
3422640
That's why we're taking a hunter.
3422642
We need a store clerk so he can ring up nutella and cereal while we are in the desert.
3422645
Cool, we can get this guy. He's on the run from the Elements of Harmony, so he'll have a lot of good stories.
--
on second thought, Maybe being on the run from the mane six isn't such a good idea. Thoughts?
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If we have bacon and engineering on our side, nothing can stop us.
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I worried about being on the wrong side of Pinkie Pie.
Engineering is useless against Pinkie Pie, and bacon is so far untested.
3422673
Bacon shall prevail, and accounting will block her through a forcefield of no fun math.
3422683
WONDERFUL IDEA.
Think we could recruit Fluttershy to be our medic? That way we wouldn't even need to worry about being targeted by the elements.
Any Volunteers to be the Hunter??
--
On a side note: this is the most ridiculous and still entertaining conversation I've had in a long time.
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This is the first conversation I've had in a long time.
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Somehow I knew that that side comment I made would kill the banter. Sorry.
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I volunteer Auramane as the hunter.
3422814 hmmm you boys need gals for a country tell you what i will be your medic
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NO! BOYS ONLY. GO PLAY WITH YOUR BARBIES, WE WILL WATCH OUR PONIES LIKE REAL MEN!
3422874 hmmph I can use a bow and arrow also I can beat up my brother and I can cook your bacon
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... I will consider it.
3422907>>3422898
Can we vote on the whole 'no girls' thing?
I rather enjoy having females around.
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you betray me?
yeah she can join. I dont feel like arguing.
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Good news! You're in.
Now we just need a primary hunter, and the door to Equestria's universe (preferably their planet as well).
I suspect one of these things will be much harder to find than the other.
3423155 glad too be of service , perhaps we could make a wormhole generater
No wonder Lyra likes us so much. She knows one of our secrets... Fire makes things better.
*Facepalms* oh dear.