• Published 7th Oct 2013
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The Muffin Therapist - FlashKenshin77



Derpy gets some much needed advice from Spike.

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Spike, Muffin Therapist

The day was like any other, Celestia’s sun shining brightly through the sparse clouds. Ponies mingled in Ponyville, getting together like they did every morning. Pleasantries were made, bits were exchanged, and ponies left stalls with their spoils as the shop owners stored the bits away. It was a normal Friday morning, save for one gray pegasus.

Her mailmare outfit was ruffled and dirty, having landed in several mud piles. Her cap somehow stayed on her head after several crashes and run-ins with multiple doors. It seemed the wind was against her as well, a strong updraft going in the opposite direction she needed to go. Finally Ponyville came back into sight, her long journey from Cloudsdale over.

She gasped for breath, her wings beating furiously to keep her in the air, the wind chilling the tear streaks on her cheeks. She sniffed, wiping her eyes with a hoof as she haphazardly landed in front of Sugarcube Corner, the tip of the cupcake blocking the sun. She made sure her mailmare cap was at least sitting on her head. She reached into her saddlebag, the casp torn off from one landing or another. She searched, knowing that she had a few things for Mr and Mrs Cake. “A-ha!” She said, grabbing half a dozen letters in her mouth before she opened the door.

The bell at the top jingled, a few ponies turned to look at her before going back to their business. A baby dragon gleefully accepted a small pink box from Mrs. Cake and a gem-studded muffin before going to sit down at a table off to the side, smiling as he meticulously took the wrapping off his muffin. Mrs. Cake shook her head, bending down to straighten up the morning display.

Derpy walked up to the counter, sighing. “Good morning Mrs. Cake!” She said.

“Good morning to you too Derpy. How are you?” Mrs. Cake asked, straightening up some of the counter.

“I’m great!” She lied with a big grin. “I just stopped by to deliver the mail.” She said as she laid the mail down.

“Oh thank you Derpy.” Mrs. Cake smiled, grabbing the mail and looked through it before glancing at the pegasus. “Are you alright dear? You look… um, upset?”

“No, I’m alright Mrs. Cake… it’s just been a long day.” She chuckled. “You wouldn’t happen to have that special chocolate chip-blueberry muffin left right?”

“Let me check.” Mrs. Cake said, disappearing into the kitchen before returning. “I’m sorry dear, it seems Mr. Cake forgot to buy flour the other day, we couldn’t make as many muffins as we usually do… and you know they sell out fast.”

Derpy frowned, nodding. “Yeah, well… you do make the best muffins in Equestria…”

“Thanks dearie and I’m sorry…”

“It’s alright Mrs. Cake, well have a good day.” She said dejectedly, walking slowly to the door.

=

Spike rubbed his claws together, staring at his last bite, the biggest ruby nestled into the batter. He gleefully giggled, getting ready to finish it when he saw out of the corner of his eyes, Derpy slowly walked out the door, her ears flat against her head. He tilted his head, quickly finishing off his muffin before getting to his feet. “Hey Mrs. Cake, what was wrong with Derpy?” He asked, the box secured tightly.

“I’m not sure… she seemed like she was having an off day.”

“Oh… wait, did she ask for a muffin?”

“She did but you bought the last one we made today.”

“Oh…” He stared at the box for a moment before he took off running. “Thanks again Mrs. Cake!” He yelled, the door slamming shut.

“Your welcome!” She yelled, shaking her head before heading off into the kitchen. “That’s why I go shopping.” She chuckled, Carrot Cake shaking his head.

=

Derpy sighed, trying to figure out where to get her muffin from. Well I might be able to get a muffin from Mr.Cuisine… but he said he didn’t want to see me after I crashed into the cafe’s window… or

“Derpy!” Spike yelled, the pegasus in question turning around.

“Oh hey Spike. Need to mail something?” She asked.

He panted, his claws on his knees as he held up a finger, trying to get air. “Phew, you walk fast… N-no, I was going to ask if you wanted this.” He held out the box.

She looked at him quizzically and grabbed it, opening the box. Inside, a delicious looking muffin sat, three blueberries in a pattern very similar to a certain marshmallow unicorn. It took Derpy a moment to realize who and she quickly shoved it back into Spike’s claw. “Nonononono, I can’t accept that Spike. It’s for Rarity.”

“So? I’ll just go back and get another one.”

“They don’t have anymore, at least today.”

“I know.” He patted her back and forced the cupcake into her hooves. “It looks like you could use this more than me or Rarity.”

She stared at the small purple dragon, tears pouring down her face as she fiercely hugged him. He stood there, stunned for a moment before gently patting her on the back. “Uh… there, there…” He said, looking around for help.

“Thank you Spike… I needed that. It’s been a rough day…” She said, looking at the muffin.

“What happened?” He asked, leading her to the park. Several ponies stopped and moved out of the way as the dragon glared at them, daring anypony to interrupt.

The pegasus sighed, sitting on the bench. “It was a rough day at work. I was late, ran into a few ponies, sent some mail to the wrong house…” She sighed, biting into the muffin. “I try my hardest to get all the mail right and I don’t mean to run into things…” She sniffed, finishing off the muffin.

He hopped up onto the bench, sitting right next to her. “It’s not your fault though…” He trailed off.

“How!? How is not my fault?! For being the clumsy, laughable, stupid mare!?”

He nervously fidgeted with his claws. “When I got presents for my hatch day, I started to get greedy, wanting everything I saw. With the more stuff I got, the more ferocious and rude I got. I transformed into a greedy dragon, taking anything I saw. I destroyed a lot of the town and trapped the Wonderbolts inside the water tower. It wasn’t until Rarity reminded me of who I am that I transformed back and Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy saved us. I learned who I really was and been through a lot to prove that I’m better. I fight the urge to just gobble any gem I see, or anything that I want, I make sure I either earn or ask for. Sometimes I get it, sometimes I don’t. Dragons are inherently greedy and I fight to prove some aren’t that bad.” He looked at her, kicking his feet in the air. “So yeah, I know a bit how you feel. You just can’t listen to those ponies. There going to be ones that yell in your face just because they can and they know it bugs you. Just gotta ignore them and move on… or at least that’s what Twilight says.”

Derpy stared at him, his words clicking. She reached out to hug him, nearly crushing his ribs as he patted her back. She let go and smiled at him as he sagged onto the back of the bench. “T-thanks Spike… I guess I just needed to hear that… and not from Dinky.” She looked away. “I guess when you hear the same thing over and over again, it sorta becomes ingrained into you and you start learning to think like that.”

“Yeah, I know what you mean. At least Twilight says I’m finally learning to ignore the stares and snide comments.” He looked at his feet. “It’s just funny that even with everything, they still trust us, ya know? I destroy half the town and you crash or destroy the mail. And yet, here we are, doing exactly what they thought we’d never do. I’m not breaking anything and you're still the best mailmare this side of Manehatten. I don’t think anypony’s faster than you in getting the mail delivered, whether it’s the right pony or not.” He chuckled.

She blushed and nodded. “The world’s a funny place, I guess. It seems that even with our problems, everypony still relies on us for one reason or another.” She smiled at him and gave him another hug. “Thanks Spike, I needed that.” She grinned. “And I thought you were too young to be a therapist.”

He blushed, chuckling nervously. “Well I do spend all my time with Twilight, I gotta pick up some things here and there.”

She laughed. “Well I better be going, Dinky’s waiting for me at the schoolhouse.” She walked away, the sun highlighting her mane just enough as Spike watched her leave.

“Tell her I said hi.” He said, waving goodbye at the departing pegasus. He sighed, shaking his head as a pair of hooves wrapped around his neck. He jumped and looked up to see a smiling Rarity looking down at him. She leaned forward and gently kissed his forehead. His face turned bright red, his jaw coming unhinged.

A muffin stuffed with gems floated into his lap. He followed it, holding it. “W-what’s this for?” He stuttered.

“For being such a gentledrake to a certain mailmare.” Rarity said. “And a generous friend. A few ponies said that you also defended her against a few other unsavory residents.”

“B-but how did you know?”

“I stopped by the library and asked Twilight for your assistance and she said you were out buying something for ‘somepony’.” She said with a small smile as he felt his face burn even brighter. “That is very kind of you darling by the way. And when I stopped by Sugarcube Corner to pick you up something in return, Pinkie filled me in on what transpired. So I just followed the clues and this was the closest, secluded spot.”

“O-oh… I guess that’s true…” He paused. “H-how much did you hear?”

She tapped her chin for a moment. “I walked up when you were retelling how Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy saved us after you transformed back into my Spikey-wikey.”

“Y-yeah…”

She giggled and kissed his forehead again. “And that is why I treasure our friendship Spikey-wikey. You go above and beyond what other gentlecolts do just to see a smile on a friend’s face.” She smiled and unwrapped her hooves around his neck, walking away from the bench. “Now come on darling, I wanted to show you something back at the Boutique.” She said, gently flicking his noise with the end of her tail.

He nodded dumbly, shoving the muffin in his mouth and jumped up after her. “Coming!” He said, running to catch up.

Author's Note:

So yeah, not sure where this came from. Part of the October challenge apparently and the topic was 'pony's favorite food'. Not sure how I got Derpy missing a muffin turned into Spike being a reassuring friend... but I'm happy with it.

Comments ( 58 )

First post, and what an epic and sweet story it is... have a moustache :moustache:

Derpy = insta-fave and insta-read. Dis gon b gud.

Cute story, but you badly need an editor.

(if this is a daily prompt kind of deal, don't worry about it)

Loved it. Only had 2 real problems with it. First, Blooocks of text, gets a little tiring on the eyes.

Second - It ended :raritydespair: Okay fine only one real problem but still

3315800
it's a group prompt, yeah

So...adorable...

Came expecting a Derpy X Spike fic but instead got a Sparity.
Delightful light story!:twilightsmile::raritystarry:

All of my YES, dude. Every last one. :pinkiehappy:

I enjoyed the affection Rarity was showing toward Spike in the end. The story was warm and sweet overall (no baking analogy there, I swear), but those last few paragraphs were the most fun to read, even if reassuring Derpy was the most important part.

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Thank you! Yeah, I wanted to end on a happier, more fun side then the whole Derpy/Spike thing. Also a good leeway just in case I ever wanted to do a sequel or not. Glad you enjoyed it though, I had way to much fun writing it. :yay:
3323115
Yay!... I'll gladly take them for this story. :pinkiehappy:
3320562
Hehe yeah, wasn't sure how to label this one. I think I did the right labels, well haven't gotten yelled at yet.:derpytongue2:
3319191
haha yeah, it made a few friends d'aww... and they aren't fans of the show. :twilightblush:
3318292
Yeah, sorry about that... sometimes I forget the enter key exists and go off on tangents.. But thanks for liking it! I would've wrote more but didn't want to go way past the word limit. :twilightsmile:
3315800
Yeah, my usual editor/proofreader was mia and I just thought 'what the hay' and uploaded it. :rainbowdetermined2:
3315790
:pinkiehappy: So what did you think!? Hopefully you liked it!
3315787
Thank you sir I accept your stache and offer one in return. :moustache:

3341447
Why would someone yell at you for it?:unsuresweetie:

3347734
I labeled a story wrong once and a few people yelled at me, saying I need to fix the tags... :fluttershysad:

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Well I don't think you have anything to worry about here.
You labeled everyone that moved the plot (teehee!:trollestia:) along, Spike was pursuing Rarity romantically, and it was a slice of life story.

As for the guys that yelled at you on the previous story.
Eh, jerks happen. Try not to fret about them too much. *hug*

yep, i have to say it: amazing. just, amazing. seriously. i don't know how else to describe it. from what your author's notes said, something like this story coming out of an idea of a pony's favorite food, just, amazing. i wish i could do more than just favorite it and give it a thumbs up.

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:twilightblush: Thank you so much! I don't know, just sorta happened... and I'm glad you liked it so much! :pinkiesmile:

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Yay! :pinkiehappy: and thanks for the hug! :yay:

3360594
Your welcome!
HAHAHA!:rainbowlaugh: Dat Derpy gif!
It's better than Dash!

3360616
:derpytongue2: It's so good! I nearly fell outta my chair when I found that. So funny!

3360620
Its a rare thing when the imitator surpasses the original:rainbowwild:

3360708
It is but when you do, spam the crap outta it. :rainbowdetermined2:

3359405
good to see that i was able to make someone's day a bit better. guess i did good. still, i'd like to probe your mind. just to figure out how something like this could come out of that topic.

3362446
You did great! :pinkiehappy: And you don't wanna go in my mind, it's a very scary place...

3362501
trust me, it can't be as bad as mine. i'm serious, i sometimes think i'm the only rational person around and the most insane person i know. it's actually quite fun.

3362528
Haha Insanity is all in the perception of reality. :pinkiesmile: I like being crazy, and rationality is too boring, unpredictability for the win! I swear, I'm becoming more Pinkie... and I'm ok with that... :pinkiehappy:

3362545
and i'm sure that if you could meet her, you two would become fast friends.
not saying rationality and sanity aren't fun though. they do tend to help me think of some of my "crazier" or "impossible" ideas seem doable.

3362559
That'd be a scary combo... me and Pinkie... And I say do your crazy ideas! If I can get therapical advice out of muffins... I'd love to read what you come up with :pinkiesmile:

3362606
actually, one of my stories is something i came up with during my bouts with boredom and sanity. "the grey: beginnings", though i'm not sure if i could continue it or not.

3362619
Why not? Sounds interesting... :derpyderp1:

3362642
don't get me wrong. i love the idea that i have for it. i also love the universe i set it in and my interpretations for luna and celestia and a few other characters. think is, it would require a lot of ocs. a lot. i don't think i have enough fingers and toes to even begin to count them.

3362651
Oh... but ocs are easy to come up with... I mean, I got like 6 of them. Granted, it'd be hard to pass them all off... and remember them all and their story arcs...

3362671
if anything, look at my only post i have made. it deals with some "issues" and "complications" that i need help with.

I :heart: this story. I liked the small bit with Rarity at the end but Spike helping Derpy was great. Spike I give you a moustache:moustache: and FlashKenshin77 I give you 5 out of 5... Derps!!!! :derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2: Good work!

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:twilightblush: Thank you kindly! I'm so glad you liked it. I had a great time writing it, might continue one day...

3410763
That would like make you 20% Cooler!!! :rainbowlaugh:... I know it's an over used line but it will never get old :D

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:yay: It never does! And :rainbowdetermined2: it will be continued... sometime...

Dat ending! Me Gusta!

You filled me with good cheer!:pinkiehappy:

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:pinkiehappy:

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Haha Woo! Then I've done my job! :pinkiehappy:

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I'm glad! :pinkiehappy:

It's sooooooooooooooooo adorbs!!:heart::pinkiehappy:

Your tried and you succeeded!! 100%!:heart::pinkiehappy:

Your story I'm faving right now!!!

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