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There was a QUESTION here.
It's gone now.
Our friends at SocJus just won't give up.
This is absolutely a thing and goes on at Trump rallies too when violence is enacted against his supporters. If people looked into this stuff they would hate what the American government has become. I know I do... Drain the swamp, America.
There's only one tune I can think of to sum up this scene!
REMOVE SJW. EQUESTRIA STRONK!
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Fun fact: this is the exact same dumpster Firesight used in Unleash The Magic to contain Flash Sentry.
Worse, she talked some people into buying The Cossacks DLC for Europa Universalis for 19 dollars. Don't fuck with this one!
I was one of the earth ponies fighting for their lives against frostbite and starvation without magic or immunity to cold. It felt bad, man.
Imagine how much less historical revisionism would be possible with someone who was there 500 years ago. The world would be paradise.
I'd think the mare was the one who'd need the courage!
Rose, were you reading /pol/ with Twinkleshine again?
They wrestle before they mate! Who does that!?
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Get the fuck off my board, normie! Three years!?
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All the Pepe in the world can't sum up my REEE~
Scores of horses have been slaughtered as movie props in the 1970's -- the fine decade that brought us numerous dead animals on set. This is to say nothing about the countless millions that have fallen helping us fight our wars. If you called me "pet", I'd knock your teeth out.
Who else loves John? I do. He's got that courage in the face of sexy, magical ponies and physical impossibility down pat.
Betashade, your legacy lives on.
Cities of millions powered by welfare. The moon? We made it there once and will likely never see it again because of crippling debt to fund "dem programz". And am I the only one stunned by the fact that infinite knowledge has produced the dumbest and most shiftless generations to ever grace the North American continent? Ugh. We suck. I'm not sure if I can link a clip of "The Boondocks" cartoons scene about texting -- on account of some fruity language -- but it's one of the funniest (and true) discussions about modern technology to ever air on television. Great cartoon, btw. Outside of MLP, the best cartoon series ever made.
Ahh Harry Potter... great series of books for the novice reader, awful for veteran readers. The pacing is terrible; the plot devices heavily manufactured and convenient enough to put a clopfic to shame, and giant, dancing elephants in the room at every stage of the explanation of how wizards live alongside muggles without alerting them to their presence -- like the fascist regime running the wizarding world called The Ministry. No joke: you can find better writing on this website than went into the Harry Potter series. But it was fun at the time I read it.
Twilight, we're going to need you to make a few more portal accidents to accommodate trans-dimensional shipping.
You go boy!
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Ooh la la!
If I can say one thing about this chapter, and 5SS as a whole, it really makes me wish I had a marefriend. Anytime with that portal, Twilight... I'm waiting...
Wow, man, i remember when You had like 67 likes, and now 241, and feature no less, You should have had this since chapter five, but better later than never i guess, so congratulations man, You deserve it; ive found 3 typos, but cant show You where because im with a Phone, and dont remember Eather, sorry
Nuuu...I don't want it to be over soon...
I wonder when Demon Eyes Leharl will get off his duff and work on his story?
That was very touching.
I talked people into taking the sleeve the bags of ice came in so I didn't have to deal with the trash.
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1984 wasn't a novel, it was a how-to guide for these people.
I suggest the opposite. Washington, DC was originally built on top of a drained swamp, so how about we put it back?
The most unintentionally hilarious call to arms in history! Cannot unsee Milosovic endlessly sipping water... and I'd like to shake the hoof of whoever did that Cherilee spoof on the accordian player. It's perfect.
Well, at least she'll have company, then! Of course, Flash'll try to be polite to her and then get berated for being a patriarchal oppressor.
It's true! In another life, she was a used car salesman.
And even worse, they worked under a puddinghead of a leader...
As long as she was being genuine and wasn't, say, trying to put herself in a better light. Of course, we could always just have Maya Fey channel the mare herself...
Trust me--you go Caleponian and you never go back.
She's a bad influence, Rose! Your time is better spent in telling stories in mare bars!
Well, I'm sure YOU'D never do anything so barbaric, right...?
And they wonder why men Go Galt.
Or mine at this point, but I tend to assume that other people get some even if I don't.
I'd call an SJW one just to watch them meltdown.
He's a keeper, Five Stars. Wish I could introduce him to the TLaTU version of Phoenix Wright.
I suppose I really should read that story now...
I agree that we seem incapable of great things nowadays and people seem less interested in exploring or celebrating/defending their freedoms than their welfare benefits and favorite reality TV series. We have the most ungrateful generation now, I must say, who have no sense of their history or values. Then again, they're taught by people who actively disparage them and teach them to judge others based on skin color and gender, all in the name of 'tolerance'. This is why I'm hitting the SJW crowd so hard with these chapters. The great Milo Yannopolis does colleges, I do anti-SJW chapter entries to Five Star Service.
It got better as it went along, and the author is unquestionably responsible for getting countless kids into reading, which is a huge thing--but I'm sorry, the overall story really had issues at times. The movies were better for cutting the crap, like the House Elves subplot and condensing things down, but some of it still came through. There were times she just didn't know when to stop. Not that I'm one to talk sometimes...
And be quick about it! Especially this year, it seems like there's no intelligent life on this planet...
And you go girl! Give her credit for gumption, even then...
They go to together like Salt & Pepper, or Lily and Roseluck...
Thought you'd like.
Well, if you believe in infinite multiverse theory, then somewhere out there, such a universe exists... and perhaps all imagination is either an unconscious reflection of such worlds, or maybe we genuinely create new worlds by imagining them! I actually have mixed feelings about that, considering the worlds some people have come up with. But whatever the answers, I'm glad to at least help bring this world to life.
Thanks for the longpost, as always! They're always a highlight of my chapter releases...
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The irony being, she still hasn't actually crossed the portal herself at this point. But that will change...
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Appreciate it, thanks. By most measures this was a successful release, save one--I got nine new faves but three downvotes. The problem with featuring is it also exposes you to more people liable to downvote based on subject alone. Ditto for self-promotion and adding the story to a couple new groups, both of which I did yesterday. I wish I knew the formula for success on this site, instead of having to eke out likes slowly. With the mild exception of Unleash the Magic, all of my stories have been very slow to accrue readers and interest despite being (I think) quite good stories overall.
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All good things, my friend. But fear not. Five Stars' legacy lives on, and a surprising sequel is planned.
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Thanks! Can't speak for DEL, but he's mentioned in blog posts that his interests seem to lie elsewhere than ponies of late as he's been writing non-pony fanfiction. I know from experience you have to go with your muse, so I don't hold it against him. He's given us plenty, and I'm just happy I'm allowed to play in his sandbox.
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Glad you're enjoying it! and fixed, thanks.
By story's end, can we please have one of the gentlemen show Five Stars their personal copy of the Dark Knight trilogy? I can see it being something they'd watch when just kicking around, and I really want to know how FS would react.
7667205 I hope DEL comes back.
I kind of want to send in some mean questions for her and some supportive ones.
welcome back to this work of art Firesight as this is truly a amazing story.
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Me too.
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Well, that's the usual mix she gets, so feel free.
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Thank you very much, sir.
7671668 Do you have anywhere in particular you want them sent? Or just drop them here?
Have not seen updates from the gentleman-verse in a while, realized today that my damn mature filter was on. bullshit...
'It took two hours to cover the hundred and fifty miles from Canterlot to Cloudsdale'
75 mph? On an airship? No wonder they didn't want to get close to the edge, that's like standing outside during a hurricane!
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Added a blurb of explanation.