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It's baaaaack!
Here come dat mare! Oh shit, waddup!
It's a cute little fic. I like it!
Nah I'm hypoglycemic. You got a candy bar or something, fam?
I don't even think this woman likes foreplay that much...
Saffron Marsala wasn't this good!
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Yes, Pinkie. Yes I totally would.
If I had to give an Equestria analogy, it's a lot like the fancy cologne Big Mac puts on.
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I'll face you again one day, Xeno!
And this is why Arthur Schopenhaeur never bothered having sex!
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What?
It gets chilly having a vestigial and completely ineffective fur coat!
He's a nobler man than I. I'd just be like "have at it!"
You gotta hand it to the Brits for elevating the art of the dirty joke to such lofty heights.
To be fair, this counts for quite a large chunk of the world.
Masterfully written! Yes, this is exactly correct.
And we can confirm from Firefly herself that she could be a right pain in the flank to deal with at times.
It's alive!
For one, a place he never mentioned by name. I presume that the unedited version had him say it and the quoted fragment just stayed? :P
...or I am blind. ^^
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Dammit, you're right. That's exactly what happened. I put the proper reference back in. It should make sense now.
And it's super effective!
And once again I find myself more interested in the plight of Hot Topic than what Five Stars is currently doing. I want her to have a happy ending!
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Fixed.
And as for Hot Topic, fear not.
yaaaaay
I wonder if Five Stars was introduced to some representations that we don't enjoy war and bloodshed for real. Maybe she watched Apocalypse Now, read Heart of Darkness, or played (or saw someone play) Spec Ops: The Line... or got a resume of any of them, as if most humans have trouble with what happens in any of those 3, I can't imagine ponies having heart and stomach for any of these, The Line most of all (certainly engaging, but so far from fun I can't even think of a decent analogy).
Actually, this seems like good punishment for the conceited, prejudiced grass munchers that love to spout drivel about our taste for conflict.
Interesting points raised about the coitus length and medial ring. From all other Gentlemanverse stories, one can easily get the feeling that a normal stallion hilts to the balls and lasts as long as a dude.
Also wow, took you long enough. You trying to be the new ARTICLE 2 or something?
(lol jk)
It lives!
Out of curiosity, has Five Stars ever seen the Dark Knight trilogy? If so, what were her reactions?
Definitely worth the wait. Bravo. Bravo.
exultant righting.
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You know, she does need her own theme music... any thoughts?
Me too! The biggest form of flattery is having a good author or artist write a well-thought work based on your own. I have to be honest, I had no real plans for Harvest until Leo asked to do something with her. He was determined to redeem her and he did. Well done!
Sure do. Have a snickers.
How about this one?
Indian food's good, but does tend to give me some heartburn...
Me too!
Just wait until you see the epic TV miniseries based on it! Now showing on Adult Swim...
AJ's face when she's asked if she enjoyed her date with Darren!
Well, not entirely ineffective. I actually did feel a difference when my body hair was shaved or my head is in cold weather, going back to my ROTC days for the latter.
That's our John! Five Stars chose well for her first man.
You gotta hand it to the Brits for elevating the art of the dirty joke to such lofty heights.
After tea and crumpets, it's their most notable export.
Did you forget to insert a comment here...?
Too much of it to be sure. But who knows, maybe we made an effort to get our collective act together once we learned we had intelligent magic-wielding alien poines and neighbors.
I blinked, surprised again at the change of subject. “Well… one that I know of,” I admitted, though not proudly. “One of my distant ancestors was a unicorn mare. An archer in the Equestrian Army named Artemis Arrow.” I recalled.
And we can confirm from Firefly herself that she could be a right pain in the flank to deal with at times.Can't say I have anything really in mind for her right now, but something tells me she will yet appear again in the Rise of Firefly story...
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Or certainly, a whole new world has been entered!
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How could I be so cruel to deprive so many of Five Stars for so long...?
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Not to say they can't, it's just not the typical or traditional way of mating, and most males haven't had to take pains to pleasure females before. With the coming of humanity, stallions are quickly learning they'd better up their game!
... I don't get the reference, sorry.
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By this point, she's seen a few human movies, mostly ones carefully selected for Equestrian audiences. Not all, however--she's seen 300 and 300: Rise of an Empire, and found them very guilty pleasures--chiseled males fighting for home and country. She's seen the Harry Potter movies and didn't like them much, both for poor depictions of magic and because she finds the world and portrayal of Harry's parents and certain professors a bit appalling. She has not seen the Dark Knight trilogy as that's not been released in Equestria, but she has seen Raiders of the Lost Ark, and many CGI movies have been released in Equestria as well for being a bit more general-audience friendly. There's also an appetite for Superhero movies in Equestria; Iron Man and Avengers are quite popular and she's seen most of them. Prince Blueblood, for the record, is a huge fan of Iron Man.
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Thank you very much! I'll be trying to finish the story off by year's end, work and other writing permitting...
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Shame. Seeing as how it's not only one of the more realistic sets of Superhero movies, but also one that deals with issues of class and morality, I do believe that once it is released, she'd find reactions to be something worth reporting on.
How about literature? Does she prefer fiction or non--fiction? Epic fantasy or something else? What about darker stuff? Has she ever read books like Into That Darkness or the Diary of Anne Frank?
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I'll answer this. ARTICLE 2 is a HiE story that has had a very staggered release schedule for the last three years.
Pretty good story though.
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Ah yes, I remember this one, taking WAY too long to update, but its at least updating. Now if only V-Pony could get his rear in gear and get back to work on Blue Angel...
7593457 Which is why I didn't imply stallions can't, just that they don't. Seems our thoughts match.
ARTICLE 2 is just one of the oldest good HiE's in the entire fandom, back before we even had this site. It's written by Muppetz, and typically updated annually.
I haven't read the whole thing yet, but so far this is both fun and weird about how she writes in detail about her sexual history in the paper.
A lot lower rating than I think it deserves, too
I wonder if you can make Five Stars climax with a Bon Jovi balad
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Good. No idea how far in you are yet, but I've been going for fun and unusual with this, if not outright weird.
Thanks! But unfortunately, that's been the story of my writing on this site. All of my stories save one have struggled to gain readers despite being very well-written; the only reason they've gotten as many as they have is their length and occasional new chapter releases have allowed them to slowly scrape together their likes over the year or three they've been out.
More music in his her future. All I'll say pat that is... we'll see.
7640590 She's said goodbye to Braeburn, and then I skimmed ahead a bit
Yeah, how stories becomes popular on this site continues to elude me. Every time I think I spot a pattern, too many exceptions make themselves known. In this case I think there might be another factor, at least when it comes to the like/dislike-ratio. But I've already learned not to open Pandora's box
Yeah, I wonder if it's strange to ponies that a people with an almost 1-1 gender ratio makes such cheesy, heartfelt, and sometimes desperate-sounding music on the topic of love