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This is a bio. Fear me. Also, ponies. That is all.


(*WARNING* has the use of alcoholic beverages. If you do not like these types of stories then stay away. You have been adequately warned. Also, no butter was harmed in the making of this fic. Brain cells are a completely different matter.)

Derpy decided to go out and meet some other ponies at the local bar, hoping to get new friends. Things get pretty wild and unpredictable when Derpy has a little too much to drink. In short, hilarity shall ensue in astronomical proportions.

(This is my first real comedy and I don't know if I actually did good with this one. Just a spur of the moment fic, nothing really special here. Besides derp. Derp is always special. Also, pay no heed to the sex tag in teen. Just a small non-graphic scene that doesn't last long and some adult references. Nothing truly harmful)

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that is for you! i had a good laugh when i read the butter thing, so crazy it cant be but loved.

This literally only took me two days to finish. :rainbowderp:

Good title.

2793851 I know right? Just came to me. I hope you enjoy/enjoyed! :pinkiehappy:

Comment posted by Icudeadnow deleted Jun 29th, 2013

2793883 er, no? I'm not done reading yet.

Dinky just gave her that kind of look that said how-in-the-wide-world-of-Equestria-do-you-still-have-a-job? And Derpy just gave Dinky that look that said derp.

Derp:derpytongue2: like that?

I actually found this really amusing. It looks like you could use an editor though, there are some grammar and spelling errors. Hit me up if you're interested.

Comment posted by Icudeadnow deleted Jun 29th, 2013

2794028 Sorry... was really tired last night. I guess we all say some stupid shit when we're tired. Was up all night. :pinkiehappy:

2794415 Spot on good sir, spot on. :trollestia:

It's so nerve-racking to see new views... :rainbowderp:

got more views in two days with this than in 3 weeks in "The Legend of The Mirror Pool" Huh... weird how fimfic works. :applejackunsure:

:derpytongue2: A drunk Derpy is a Happy Derpy! :derpytongue2:

2795695 And a happy Derpy is a happy brony. :twilightsmile:

pinkie pies a pimp!! u should make that story and give this one its own story cause its too funny to just be a oneshot :twilightblush:

2811076 I'll think about it my fellow demented reader! I'll keep this bit of info inside my head that is madness incarnate.

In any case. THE PINKIE SHALL BE DOUBLED! :pinkiecrazy:

But to be serious, I will think about it but I have a lot on my plate as of this moment and I will keep that in mind.

so glad that no butter was harmed!:twilightsmile: (see my name)

2826802 i should run shouldnt i?

2826844No... stay with me... FOREVER.... :pinkiehappy:


This was random, made me uncomfortable, and I think I need an adult...SO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING?!

2840111 Thanks for the favorite! Glad you liked the story! :pinkiehappy:

Derpy sang, "I like muffnsh with butter! They make me happy! I like to be rubbed with butter! I feel so happy right now...This is a song dedicated to muffins! I also like the special drinksh you guys gave MEEE!! The end!"

:derpytongue2:Drunk Derpy is best Derpy :derpytongue2:

I want to upvote this, but I can't. It's just way too creepy and wrong.

2874005 Creepier and more wrong than cupcakes or Sweet Apple Massacre? She's drunk, what did you expect? But I respect your opinion. I just don't see this to be any creepier than any of the other creepy stories out there. Just don't see it in the slightest. But carry on! Hope you have a wonderful day and stay awesome! :pinkiehappy:


Comment posted by PathOfTheAwesomePie deleted Jul 16th, 2013

2883204 Yep. :twilightsmile:

Huh... I... don't have anything else to say. Huh... Uh.... so... gotta' love that... weather?*taps foot in awkward silence* So... read any good fics lately? :unsuresweetie:

Well I've been too focused on Summer stuff and fan fictions.... OH I got a good one!

Have you heard of Why Am I in a Cartoon and Sugar Games? I srsly suggests those 2! :pinkiehappy:

*P.S. ==> Nice try on trying to create an awkward silence if that was what you were going for xD!

2888244 I'll check em' out. :twilightsmile:
And no, I'm just weird like that. :rainbowlaugh:

I don't like when Derpy is made out to be an idiot.:flutterrage: Sorry dude, not cool. She has poor depth perception leading her to be clumsy, and she is a ditz.
Other than Derpy being OOC it was kinda funny. Ho-ho funny, not Ha-ha funny. I'm gonna see what else you have written.

2898297 It's called a children's cartoon. Nothing real.

No hate intended. And I am overly sensitive to Derpy so...yeah. No malice intended.

Comment posted by Icudeadnow deleted Jul 19th, 2013

2898350 No harm done. I'm too tired to argue anyways... :ajsleepy:

2898297 This was really just testing the waters of comedy out. I have no idea if I'm truly skilled at comedies but I know I do clops, horrors, and sad stories pretty good. But comedies? I know I have a good sense of humor but writing it out has never been a skill of mine. In short... I suck at comedies.

2920214 I think I know that feel. I have been told you can tell if I'm at work by the atmosphere, people laugh more. I think I have a good sense of humor (I will never see Helen Keller the same way again, but she can't see at all. You hear what I'm saying? She can't) but can't put it onto paper too well either. Keep trying different things, maybe you're good at dark comedies.:twistnerd:
Do you have any tips on Sad stories? I haven't done one before and there's one I think needs to be told before season four.

2920338 Hmmm tips for sad stories. They really are a unique type of story. I... I'm sitting here trying to think up of ways to give you advice but the only way I can do that is direct you at my other story, which has driven people to tears. Maybe you can get what you need from this.

Through The Eyes of Innocence

Sorry if this isn't what you were looking for but I cannot for the life of me think up anything to say. You're either good at it or you're not. But with practice, you can become good at it. Some people have a natural talent for it and others have to work for it. It really depends on who you are and what your skill sets are. Again, I'm sorry for this pathetic advice but this is all I can give.

It's fair for a first effort. If you don't already have a strong feel for comedy, it can be honed and developed; it can take time, but it's worth it. You might want to think about studying humor as a topic if you continue along these lines. No vote either up or down from me.

Pretty funny story and a wild ride. She apparently has a butter fetish while drunk. I think I may be drunk on no sleep reading this so it kinda made more sense than it probably would have with me awake. Guess I got into her mindset. Have a good night. :ajsleepy:

owwww... my sides hurt and i might of pissed myself :rainbowlaugh: i bucking died laughing

3018951 That's good... :pinkiecrazy:
Now lay down and... die... * Lays your head down*
Shhh... I'm not going to rub you with butter... yet...

"And you had 3 foals rub you with butter!" :rainbowlaugh:

Comment posted by Icudeadnow deleted Aug 16th, 2013

3053344 Pinkie Pie, oh how we love you so. :pinkiesmile:

3053410 dude,you,you man,your stories are awesome :rainbowlaugh:

3056354 Thanks. Which one do you like the most...? If you don't mind me asking that is.

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