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Golden Harvest found out she was getting married after a party. Problem is, her soon to be has a twin, and which one is him is anypony's guess.

Even the Twin's themselves.

Teen rating for mild language, and a couple implications.

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This story makes no sense, and was written in about two hours. Rushed, unedited, and probably bad.
Written for the Season 9 Bingo Writing Contest with only three days before the deadline.

Cover art done in 30 minutes via MS Paint, the best art platform there is. Random vectors are by people on Derpibooru. Rest of image is from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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Bon Bon hosts a yard sale. One shot. The author profusely apologizes for the Luna joke.

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Pinkie pie is musically talented, but where exactly did she learn? her friends find out as her uncle, a famous polka artist, decides to pop by and practice singing around them. how will Ponyville react?


this originally came up as a, "what would an episode featuring Weird Al Yankovic look like" after he said he hoped to be in one.

co-written by KiKi (my sister)

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This party is like every party Pinkie's ever had. It's also like no party that she's ever had before.

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Despite her best efforts Octavia's injury still only leaves her the ability to play half of the cello's notes. That is not enough to play as a professional cellist. She gets guidance about her gift from a very unexpected source.


Written for May Pairing Contest 2020, yay! Go join it!


Yadda, yadda, exactly 1k words, yadda, yadda.

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Cranky was typical for his kind: dirt brown, long-armed, bandy-legged, and not overly friendly. Seeking a new start, he settles on living in a human village near the Everfree.

Now if only this pink-haired girl would leave him alone.

(This is a Village Near the Everfree Story.)

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A routine- though hastily organized- trip to Fillydelphia goes awry for Twilight and her two companions. Fortunately, she has the power of friendship and thievery to save the day. Er, not thievery. Just friendship. Yes.

But a routine- though very, very hastily organized- sneaking mission turns into something much more... convoluted. Fortunately, Rainbow Dash and her two companions have the power of friendship too.

But when that routine-though-hastily-organized-and-overtly-convoluted sneaking mission reveals a malicious- though hastily formed- plot, it's up to a mysterious and totally anonymous pony that isn't Trixie to save the day. And by save, I mean ruin. And by day, I mean night. And by not-Trixie, I mean that it's obviously Trixie. Obviously.

(Story based off a loose outline from a friend. With a lot of artistic license, a few cases of artistic arson, and a bit of baking powder.)

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With only a few days until the launch of Equestria Online, Hofvarpnir Studios CEO Hanna has a change of heart. While drunk, she shuts down CelestAI. But in the aftermath, Hanna makes another mistake. A horrible, terrible mistake.

Warnings:

1. Super non-canon compatible.
2. Triple-recursive fanfiction alert.
3. Author has no idea what he's doing (and may in fact be a horrible person).
4. A product of the Optimalverse Discord.

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The bitter rivalry between Hiesenbridle and El Burro comes to a head in this spastic, many-holds-barred, showdown between the legendary chemists. Meanwhile, can love bloom even on the playing field? If these men's partners survive, maybe we'll find out.

Was originally just a side story to Not Another Anon-a-Miss fic (Being caught up with that fic is not strictly necessary for the enjoyment of this one), but more is already being cooked up to be served in small, conveniently sized baggies!


Special thanks to
Nova Quill/Firimill for her edits, suggestion, and Pinkie's song in chapter one, and a bunch of ideas already and probably more to come! Also thanks to Tired Old Man for his edits!

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Rarity has finally fallen in love with Spike. They want to spend the rest of their lives together. But unfortunately, they can't get legally married, since they aren't the same species. Now they face a legal battle to get the ban on inter-species marriage overturned, as a group of ponies fight to keep the traditional definition of marriage as between a pony and a pony.

Cover image by Ms.Elizabot. Pre-reading by Skeeter The Lurker.

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