This is a collection of bizarre, random, and ultimately pointless microfics, posted for the entertainment of my fellow cartoon horse enthusiasts. Read at your own risk.

Will try to update at least once a week.

That day at the mall was mortifying for Bulk Biceps, but thanks to Fluttershy's kindness, everything worked out pretty well. He has a new squirrel buddy, a new hat, and everything is fine now.

So why do things feel uneasy and wrong about this?

Thankfully, Bulk has a good friend with a unique perspective, who might be able to help him realize that it's not really the hat that was the problem in the first place.

Written on commission, for Moproblems Moharmoney. If you'd like to commission me yourself, my rules are right here.
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There are many things that keep Bulk Biceps awake at night. Here are ten of those things.

My entry for the One Thousand Words contest.

Lotsa ponies think I'm strange or mean 'cause I'm real big and yell lots, but I just wanna show them I'm strong enough now...

A small, melancholy, one chapter story I did to provide some possible background for Bulk Biceps.

Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle are inspired to become salesponies after reading one of Rarity's Entrepreneurship Digest magazines. They agree to sell chocolate bars, and have very little luck getting anypony to buy one. Inspired by the SpongeBob episode "Chocolate With Nuts," which is why it is listed as "crossover." This is my first fic, and I thought it would be a good idea to make my first post a reference to the SpongeBob episode which inspired my username and avatar. Hope you enjoy!

Loquaciously prolix Autumn Blaze hires terse Bulk Biceps as a parsimonious expert who can efficiently orient the isolated kirin on Equestria's history.

It was forbidden.^{(From the contest rules related to word count: "...please don't write an entire encyclopedia on the comprehensive history of Equestria, featuring Autumn Blaze and Bulk Biceps.")} Yet, it must be told.

Era: Season 8. (See an index of my stories, sorted by My Little Pony Season).

- Attained the Feature Box (#1 position at highest) on 25/5/2021 and 26/5/2021. Thank you!
- Equestria Daily on Kirin Day 2022/April/17, listed it as a top Kirin-featuring fic. Thank you!

Entry in the May 2021 Pairing Contest. (Contest Folder Link). Not a romance (though seeds of a romance may be planted for the future), just featuring two characters rarely seen working together.

Cover Image from here, with rights to the cover image discussed on that page.

Bulk Biceps has always been obsessed with his appearance, and for good reason, too! It took a lot to have a chiseled body such as his! But even good things can be taken too far.

( Sadfic alert. Contains mild language and darker themes )

Bulk Biceps liked the time he spent with Fluttershy while qualifying for the Equestria Games. He liked it so much, he’s set his eyes on her.

First, he’s going to have to get past her friend. He’s a nice stallion, why wouldn’t she accept him? It isn’t like he’s just trying to bed Fluttershy, a mare who can’t say no. He isn’t just being friendly as a ruse, so he can add another notch to his bedpost, right? After all, a big, strong stallion like him must have to beat off the mares with a stick. He certainly doesn’t have an ulterior motive. He isn’t a violent, evil, red-eyed stallion with a lecherous heart.

Right?

Edited by: Level Dasher

Rainbow Dash had formed the group the Rainbooms with thier friends, just in time to partake in the Musical showcase, but ended up playing in the battle of the bands.

In the end, Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer and Vinyl Scratch had joined the band, before the event was over. The event had been epic and ended with a blast.

Once the group played the last song on their repertoire; the Dazzlings were defeated, and their gems cracked open and consequently died. In shame, the defeated Dazzlings fled the stage and ran off.

This could have been the end of things, but the group and band stuck together, even after the event was over. As the friends they had been before, they are bound to stay together; enjoying the music, they keep the band going.

Then Twilight Sparkle had to leave the scene; while Sunset Shimmer, and Vinyl Scratch stay with the group. Then two more players were added to the group, which is where the adventure begun.

It happened to him and now he was going back to the regular life of Ponyville, he gave it his all and he doesn't regret every single bit he's done. But hes given an alternative, an alternative that will change his life more then before. With a little help from a close teammate and friend, he can come to a conclusion.

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