Theoretically, if I were bringing a tablet to work and writing pony stories during my breaks, which would be best for me to devote my time to?

A: Sequel to Chip Away at the Queen
B: Prequel to Chip Away at the Queen
C: Don't care. It'll be trash anyway.

Clint Eastwood has some thoughts on Donald Trump and how the “pussy generation” of Americans is reacting to him.

Eastwood did a joint interview with his actor son Scott Eastwood––whose new movie Suicide Squad is getting such critical reviews, it’s driving fans to Republican Party levels of meltdown––and the Esquire interviewer brought up Trump to get his thoughts...

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I'm three days late, but it still counts!

The fourth of June marks my three year anniversary of being on this site! For the large majority of that time, I was completely silent. Only recently, have I deviated from my silence and realised what a great community of people we have here!

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Hey fellas, I've got not one, but two clopperiffic Father's Day specials lined up for ya'll! The big day is on the 19th. I had a fic already written for it that I started that day last year and has been sitting on tge back burner waiting for release, but I wanted to get shit moving again writing-wise, so I wrote a second special just for all of you! I hate having had this big-ass delay in writing for a long while, but now that I have free time again, I've been picking up the hobby again

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If you put your mind to it, you can do anything. You can be a fucking table, for all I care. I dedicate this to Silver Chord, but it goes for everyone.

I got a 25 cent raise. 10.15 an hour now.

I'm still waiting for the ketamine treatments to improve my mood, but I've only had two so far.

At least it's not ECT again...

I'm non-productive. I want this to change. I want to write again.

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When I was just a lad you know,
I met a gal from Old Bourdeaux,
She had blonde hair and blue eyes too,
Let me ride on the ring-dang-doo

The ring-dang-doo,
Now, what is that?
It's soft and round like a pussy cat,
Got a hole in the middle and it's split in two,
That's what you call the ring-dang-doo!

She took me down into her cellar,
Said I was a might fine fella,
Fed me wine and whiskey too,
Let me ride on the ring-dang-doo

The ring-dang-doo,
Now, what is that?

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So, for those who saw on my Discord, I was working on some art for the next chapter, but during a medical appointment this afternoon, I suffered a pretty bad seizure. This one hurt worse than most of my previous episodes and lasted longer than I would have expected.

Saying that I don't know how it will affect my quality of work. Maybe it won't, or maybe the lingering effects will come and go in stronger spikes than I can predict as this last episode did.

Any thoughts?

There are times, my friends, when you feel the zeitgeist – the spirit of the times – and you must write.

For George Orwell, it produced Nineteen Eighty Four, as he viewed the creeping totalitarianism of the world around him.

For me, it produced The Collected Poems of Maud Pie, written in a single night while channeling Maud.

And for Admiral Biscuit… for Admiral Biscuit, it produced… this.

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But I'll tell you anyway because I have nothing better to do and I'm wasting my free time!

So I'll be as painfully blunt as I can be.

Basically I'm a good for nothing piece of shit that is spending way too much money on nsfw commissions.

I do nothing but become a simple consumer of Youtube videos and play video games daily, reverting back to that boring person I was before I created stories (if you can even call them that).

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This one's for you peaches

but for dick

Right now, it is a little late for me to be making proper puns, so that is the best I have to offer. I've been typing mostly emails and other purely academic things lately. Though, I wouldn't be blogging without a few things to discuss. I hope that y'all will read on since I do want to do my best to get back in the saddle for... well, pretty much everything in my life. The first thing to get out of the way: I got my laptop back! The new battery is in, and it ended up costing far less than I

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