Turns out life is a bitch the size of the Ford Motor Company and you need to use extra lube or you'll be more than just hurt in the pride. Gonna be here working on sh....shtuff tomorrow. Pinky Promise

traps r gay lol

Ello loves! So, no doubt some of you are wondering where the hell the sequel to A Pony Displaced: Another Path is, given I promised one forever and then some ago. The simple fact of the matter is, I quit trying to do it.

For whatever reason, my perceived obligation not to let any readers awaiting the sequel down got too overwhelming and started to impact my health for the worse (specifically, it made me REALLY depressed) so I have separated myself from it.

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... check out this nice shiny new group:

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Ah, if only but we could return to those halcyon days.

computer not broke anymore

StarLadybugQuinn is no ordinary gurl... I love her so much!

SEX. Sorry, but SEX! Boobs, blush, ass, sexual expressions and you're guaranteed views, cause the internet is only a place to rub one out. Biggest complaint on my stories? THERES NO SEX!!! Sorry, just had to say it. If you've been keeping tabs on me then you know this guy has remade The Protector (Yes, sex will be in, and I mean sex, sex, like penis in vagina sex, yeah, the one you could ugh, rub one out to.) I don't care about my reputation since I'm retiring from FIMfiction for good, but I

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The oppulent magnificence of a growing love has taken my mind away from such trivialities of man and pony love making.

Blech!

So I've been helping Boss Level write a story called "What Dreams Shall Come" and the guy has a much more... refined form of writing than myself. I'm a huge feckin fan of wordplay and poetry so reading and editing the first chapter has infected me with some kind of poetry bug.

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Anybody agree? Been stuck here for days now.

Hey, remember me? The guy who WRITES? Well, I have tons of stuff I want to WRITE but the problem is I never know what to WRITE. So help me decide by voting on my straw poll:
https://www.strawpoll.me/20291732/r

Hi guys.

It's been a long-ass time. Again. I'm pretty terrible at keeping my promises, I've noticed. Sorry about that.

I was just wondering if any of ya are gonna be going to Whinny City Ponycon in Chicagoland this year (it's not really in Chicago, it's in, like, Aurora, so you know, western suburbs represent I guess), cause guess who's gonna shoot for going to not one but TWO pony conventions this year?

That's right. This dude.

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Freed from having to blend in, male changelings are um... modifying their dongles. I mean, they're augmenting their package. Upgrading their hardware. Improving their penetration devices. Look, they're giving themselves big fancy dicks.

Pony stallions are understandably upset.

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Well, was going to do some more rough drafting on an upcoming chapter this weekend, but hit a bit of a rocky outcrop. So, what is a guy to do? Review/revise/release Chapter 3!

Originally, I was going to do a new chapter every 3 weeks, but if I keep with the schedule I have now, I will keep up a bi-weekly release.

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Yeah, it kind of broke my 2-week cycle of releasing a new chapter, but given that I've had a few extra thumbs up in the ratings area (and my first thumbs-down since the early days of the story), I decided to put this chapter up, a few days beforehand!

I will admit that when it comes to writing these stories, the word count gets drastically different when bringing the document into Fimfic's toolset.

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Well, thought I probably would have put this out earlier this evening, but found I had some touch-ups to make that needed to be made!

I think this chapter will really be a fun one for people to read. We're moving a bit beyond the character set-ups, and more into the 'meat' of the story.

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Well, a little late, but I was running behind this morning.

Got Chapter 18 put up before going out the door this morning. Hoping there'll be some who like it. did consider folding it into the wedding chapter, but figured a 10000+ word chapter at this stage, might be a bit too much.

So yep, this chapter leads up to the big day, next chapter tells us what goes on there...and from there on out...I'm keeping quiet for now.

So I've completed rewriting a good portion of the first 40 chapters of A Thief's Tale, and a lot's changed. Most of the beginning chapters are twice as long as they were previously and I nae-nae'd them bitches like you wouldn't believe. That being said; should I replace the existing text, or should I post the alt-start as a new story? Max is the same guy for the most part, but the early Mane 6 are damn near completely different. The dialogue is also a damn sight better imo, but I'd like to

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Well, we finally made it! Took over a year and some change, but here we are!

This was another chapter that I thought would be a breeze, but ended up twisting-and-turning in the wind, as I struggled to keep it on track. It's kind of like a 'kitchen sink' chapter, what with all the talking, and description, and much more going on!

Officially, this is the final chapter of this story.

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Whew! A little after midnight, but better late than never!

Get ready for a super-sized chapter...most likely, the last super-sized chapter this story will have!

Eeyup, we're winding down this puppy, with a chapter I've had on my mind for awhile now. I'd say more, but with over 11,000 words, I'll let Chapter 19 speak for itself.

So, what are you waiting for? Give it a read!