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FireRain


A misfit muppet, a puppet of deceit and a speaker of truth. Also a punk / rock fan and aspiring punk musician.

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    I cherish every moment I have with my dad. I went around home for the first time in maybe a month to see him. A certain someone wasn't happy about me being home, but she can frankly shove it. So I saw my dad and was chatting to him while he was working on the decking. As he would say, he's ''up Crappy Creek'' because of no work thanks to the virus, and his work van literally broke down when he

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  • Today
    Queen Elizabeth thinks she's a chess piece while in the Vatican - it's pretty funny

    Come on, Queen Liz, you've got this! For England! 🇬🇧 This is one intense chess game! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

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  • Sunday
    Mental breakdown and I miss my dad

    Not many things in general life do faze me, and if they can or if they do, it has to hit a nerve with me or have a significant relevance to me or somebody I know, i.e, family.

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  • Saturday
    My favourite Rarity line from the early seasons

    There's just something so satisfying about Rarity saying ''bum'', is there not? :rainbowlaugh::raritywink:

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  • Thursday
    One day, it's a dream (Update)

    Can't wait to leave where I am now and go back home. As much as I don't get along with a certain someone, it's still better than going insane and stressed here.

    I think I shall also make it better buy taking in another pet to make it more fluffy and homely. Life without a fuzzy companion is a life not worth thinking about. Should buy a degu or other rodent, maybe another guinea pig.

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Jun
29th
2020

The Ring Dang Doo! · 6:21pm June 29th

When I was just a lad you know,
I met a gal from Old Bourdeaux,
She had blonde hair and blue eyes too,
Let me ride on the ring-dang-doo

The ring-dang-doo,
Now, what is that?
It's soft and round like a pussy cat,
Got a hole in the middle and it's split in two,
That's what you call the ring-dang-doo!

She took me down into her cellar,
Said I was a might fine fella,
Fed me wine and whiskey too,
Let me ride on the ring-dang-doo

The ring-dang-doo,
Now, what is that?
It's soft and round like a pussy cat,
Got a hole in the middle and it's split in two,
That's what you call the ring-dang-doo!

Her father came in and angrily said,
''You have lost your maiden head,
Pack your bags and your coat tags too,
Make a living off the ring-dang-doo!'',

The ring-dang-doo,
Now, what is that?
It's soft and round like a pussy cat,
Got a hole in the middle and it's split in two,
That's what you call the ring-dang-doo!

She went on to be a whore,
Hung this sign up on her door:
''A dollar each and three for two,
To take a crack at my ring-dang-doo,''

The ring-dang-doo,
Now, what is that?
It's soft and round like a pussy cat,
Got a hole in the middle and it's split in two,
That's what you call the ring-dang-doo!

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Comments ( 4 )

This song is so jovial... as it describes someone becoming a sex worker.

I don’t know if the phrase,”Ring Dang Doo” does it, but this sounds like something you’d hear on a Blues or Swing album, I’m fine with that.

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Welcome to 1899; life is so hard becoming a sex worker for most women is a horrible reality. (Thinking about how little people knew of infections and STDs like we know today sounds terrifying. I'd rather not think about it...:pinkiesick:)

Actually, if you're interested, there is a punk version of this song that I can't stop listening to.

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Most of the song is swung though, so I’m gonna say I was half right.

Silly pony! *Boops your snoot*

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