Hello to you all, yes you read that right. The commission I ordered back in March is finally finished, well truthfully it’s been finished since last Saturday, but I figure since I rarely do blogs on weekend, if I told you all then you wouldn’t notice the message in time and totally forget it. I don’t want to do that to you, some of you have been waiting as long as I have. And it’s been quite the wait too. Truthfully the artist would have been done at a better time if problems hadn’t hit him so

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so i'm sick

again

why am i always sick wtff

anyway i'm sick and tired

and i need to write and draw and oh my glob someone save me from the hell that is coughing and runny noses

Rules are rules, and scummy as they are, salespony at a car dealership is a job. Actually, let me digress (but later) about that.

For now, what we have here is an unintentional entry into the Not-A-Contest which isn’t related to (but isn’t not related to) my day’s project at the shop which could very well be not a blog entry but a story. With ponies.

Confused? So am I.

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Ah, December. My other favorite month, and a host to a variety of special occasions and holidays. Lots of planning, excitement, anticipation, and a little bit of stress on the side. Well, these days, seems like the little bit of stress is a little more than it has been. Thanks, beer-bug </s>.

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So we've finally reached the end of the app stories (at least on my end). Express your sorrow or happiness as appropriate.

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Figure I ought to at least say something about the stories and the ponies.

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If anyone really needs the reasons why your sister is the way to go... all the way, naturally. And yes, it's natural, it's much more natural than some of you out there.

Just imagine Fluttershy's your sister.
You invite her to the dance because "you two have the same group of friends". At least, that's how you'll need to portray it in front of your parents.

She accepts because, you know, the two of you are, like, totally a thing... and exactly what it sounds like.

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Many writers -- myself included -- have integrated bits of the original G1 My Little Pony cartoon with Friendship is Magic. I recently re-watched an Old School Pony Review of the episode, "Quest of The Princess Ponies." Video included and can be seen below.

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Someone had to do it, so it might as well be me.

Yes, that's right, I made a Rarity x Coloratura group. Or I suppose, a Rarity + Coloratura group; it is intended to encompass not only shipfics, but also stories about them as friends or working together.

Why?

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Spoilers! You've been warned! Also, expect some talk of Friendship Games, so yeah, bewaaare.

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Muh reprezentaishun, yo!!

Freaks: I gotta see muhselfs in this.

Notme: Bruh... it's a video about wizards doing magic.

Freaks: Yeaaaahh, but if I can not be seeing muhself in thiz then how's I suppos'd ta relate?!

Notme: Bruh... they're humanoid robots that turn into vehicles.

Freaks: But muh sexualityz, mah cissah.
Freaks: N mah dark skin, yo!!
Freaks: And mah mental illzness?!
Freaks: And... my fetish.
Freaks: Andz mah paloticks!!!

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Link to Part One. Once again, This review contains full spoilers of everything Attack on Titan, including and especially the ending of the manga.

5. The Characters

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Comedy is subjective.

—Someone with no taste.

If you folks know anything about me – and you do, as I have no idea what concepts like “privacy” or “shame” are – you know I like comedy. I keep writing comedy, I keep writing about comedy, and I’ve gone out of my way to make my life a total joke just to be thematically consistent.

With this in mind, and seeing how this website could always do with more good comedies, I’m happy to introduce—

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Or, at least four days later..... Here's a little story snippet that jumped into my head on Thursday morning while I was still lying half asleep in bed. This happens quite often and I have a strong urge to write this one down. That's also the first time I'm just writing a story idea in a blog entry, like so many other authors do! It sounds good, but doesn't fit anywhere else, so I put it here.

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Yep, you heard me right. Randome, one of the world's laziest people, is going to get to work on some things. Why did you think I only had two stories, and never mentioned plans for other ones? I knew I'd start them, and never finish them. But for once, I'm going to be productive and do some things. See y'all around, after I get to work on some stories and art.

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Hey, guess who’s going to Trotcon?

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That’s right, this guy!

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Just wanted to pop in and comment on what projects I am currently working on and what their present state is.

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OH MY GOD YOU GUYS looks like elle's gonna win the prize

I JUST GOT BACK FROM STAR WARS

AND

AAAGGGHHHHH

also i had like 169 new stuff in my feed whut

Heya, lil concise update. Not much really to report, only barely started Episode 05 of Queen of Crimson Crows, I'm mostly focusing a bit on artwork at the moment. I'm going to upload and insert them all at once, so it may be a bit.

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My broken wrist is almost healed, but I just broke another rib by coughing. I'm OCD with allergies, constant cough and clearing throat. Popcorn shell in throat led to coughing fit, rib break.

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I'd pay a lot for a tool to search and replace all "Anon" on Fimfiction with any name. Thousands of awful stories would suddenly be readable!

I'm not a nerd shirt person, haven't been since I was like 15 and I've got all my Christmas shopping done. So naturally Discworld Emporium plonks this down in my inbox.

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