With my own doctors, I mean. And rarely in good ways.

In college, I was "the most allergic person" my allergist had ever seen.

Today I had a broken tooth removed, and according to my dentist, it was "the most difficult extraction I've ever done".

The extraction itself was a full hour of agony, but it honestly doesn't hurt a lot now.

HAHAHAHA!!! You seriously think you can kill me like that!? Why, that's as lame as saying I'm Allergic to Peanut Butter!
But you are.
SHH!!! They'll hear!
Who?
*FineBros Enter, thgrowing Peanut Butter at Deadpool*
AHH!!! HELP!!! I'M ALLERGIC TO PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Finebro1: So you're having an Allergic reaction?

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Hey readers!

First off. I appreciate all the messages of encouragement from people who may have noticed I seemingly dropped off the face of the planet.

The good news is, I am still on terra firma, the bad news is that terra firma is full of pollen and this is the worst season yet. Now, I'm taking allergy shots that will help EVENTUALLY, but I still need tons and tons of nasal decongestants and some antihistamines just to get through the day. It makes writing a tad difficult.

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Got to 3400 words for next chapter. Would have written more if my night didn't turn into a mess.

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My broken wrist is almost healed, but I just broke another rib by coughing. I'm OCD with allergies, constant cough and clearing throat. Popcorn shell in throat led to coughing fit, rib break.

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I'd pay a lot for a tool to search and replace all "Anon" on Fimfiction with any name. Thousands of awful stories would suddenly be readable!