Overall. I'm speechless. Which is a disadvantage when giving reviews.

Best lines:

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People's lives have weight. #Black Lives Matter is a thing because their lives are in more danger than others.

People who are protesting are good. People who are looting are bad. These are two groups and I don't have the patience to pretend they're not.

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I just took this screenshot of a scene from the Season 8 episode "A Matter of Principals". Starlight kinda actually looks like Twilight!

Coming up on May, which I am told is suicide prevention month, it’s been on my heart to talk about why you, you specifically, matter.

Depression is a hell of a thing. It’s one of the darkest moments a human can experience. After all, humans are capable of enduring unthinkable things if they believe there is a reason to it, if they have hope that it can matter. Depression robs us of that power and cuts us off from the strength in our own hearts.

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Time for me to make another tech rant...

There's a new IoT technology out there, called Matter. You may have heard about it.
It promised to make all your smart tech work together and not need the cloud or all these hubs.

Then it launched. Everyone still seems to ask you to use their own app anyway, you still need hubs in your home, it still uses the cloud, and you might be wondering what happened.

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"Do they want us to pirate games or something?" - from Joel Portugal

y'all who still watch for me to update stuff are nerds
it's kinda sweet tho

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Exposition Dump is a stallion who absolutely cannot stop talking about shit. Get it? It's a pun. Naturally, he's a scatologist/coprologist. And he won't shut up about it.

Please steal this OC and tell me how it goes. I'm looking at Admiral Biscuit/Estee, though Estee I'm pretty sure has the good sense not to follow me.

I totally need to figure out how to make this a feghoot.

Oh geeze I'm about to learn more about poop than I ever cared to know.

I ain't mature, I ain't smart, I ain't as humorous as younger me, I ain't a wise man, and I certainly ain't a good vocalist. However, I do my best and try what I can, even if I enter a period of very low self-loathing afterwards at the results that ensue.

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Hiya guys!

I'M BACK.
...Well, sort of anyway.

My mock exams might be over, but there are still some other things that I need to worry about. I've got some Maths homework on simple interest to complete (which is extremely frustrating!), along with some other homework - and I've also got a deadline to meet on some ICT coursework (14th December, yikes.)

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So, now that all the Hollidays Unwrapped shorts are out on YouTube and all that's left are the shorts that have appeared on the Discovery Family app but not yet on the YouTube channel, I guess it's time to try to hash this out, despite the fact that ONE of said holiday shorts have completely fucked the timeline.¹

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OKAY.

SO.

A STORY IN THREE PICTURES.

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I don't know exactly where to start with this, so bear with me if it gets all over the place. I wasn't around to get the full story.

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Not All Heroes Wear Capes

So, some guy was caught on camera apparently clearing up some illegal road block, that was seemingly constructed out of garbage.

That's nice. A good citizen, who cares about the local community. We need more people like this person.

Season 8 is finally back and it's already off to an excellent start, with another Friendship School episode! A Friendship School episode in which we see Starlight Glimmer losing it and killing Discord..... What? No, I'm not kidding. This actually happened!

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Halloween (or should I say, Nightmare Night) has come and gone, but it left us with a trio of stories which lingered in the featured story box – Suited for Terror, Boo! Haunted House!, and Morsel of Truth. In the spirit of the holidays, I thought I’d read all three, and polish off two more recent stories that caught my eye.

Today’s stories:

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I have worked on helping prostitutes for years. Although many police rape prostitutes (they extort free sex for not arresting, which is rape) and rob prostitutes (they extort money out of prostitutes for not arresting them, which is theft), but I always figured that these are bad apples. Indeed, I work with the former cop, Norma Jean Almodovar and a working police-officer —— ¡wild horses could not get me to divulge his name!

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I intended on uploading a story for Halloween, but because it didn't pass moderation (my own fault, cause I wanted to be a fancy dumbass) I had to fix the discrepancy and re-submit it. It just recently uploaded, and no one will ever see it... whatever, though. I just wanted it done. It's been in my "unsubmitted" section for such a long time, and I've always wanted to get it done, but never had the right motivation or drive.

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