Exposition Dump is a stallion who absolutely cannot stop talking about shit. Get it? It's a pun. Naturally, he's a scatologist/coprologist. And he won't shut up about it.

Please steal this OC and tell me how it goes. I'm looking at Admiral Biscuit/Estee, though Estee I'm pretty sure has the good sense not to follow me.

I totally need to figure out how to make this a feghoot.

Oh geeze I'm about to learn more about poop than I ever cared to know.