I don't even know what to call a parody of this one.

Fancy Mark hated walking in hallways, especially ones with mirrors in them. Unfortunately, the place that he was staying in had mirrors in every other hallway he walked down. He had half a mind to request that servants where he was staying to cover all of the mirrors that were in the hallway that he had to walk down to get to his room. He didn't feel like talking to Fancy Dark today, or any day for that matter. Those conversations always scared him beyond comprehension.

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Looks like it's not safe to be a brony in Russia anymore.
https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/police-called-investigate-alleged-lgbtq-propaganda-russian-pony-107329044

I've been putting this off for a while now, but now that the submission period for The Discovery contest is closed, I figure it's high time I did a little chatting about the creative process behind the story and such.

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is that whenever I happen to be in one of those two states I end up doing stupid or reckless things...

Just like what I'm about to do today. I'll send two new fics today to the approval queue. That way only destiny (coff coff approvers coff coff) will stop me if it's really necessary.

Anyway. these two new projects are old manuscripts I was holding back on my pc. If there are people that really like the premises of both then I will put more effort into them.

From a couple days ago:

Aragón: THAT'S IT

Aragón: THAT'S IT, NUMBERS

Aragón: I SOLVED IT

Aragón: LYRA IS POSH

Aragón: THAT'S HOW THE PINKIE CHAPTER HAS TO GO

Aragón: I'M A FUCKING GENIUS

Aragón: DEAR LORD HOW CAN PEOPLE ENDURE MY PRESENCE WITHOUT GIVING IN TO THE URGE TO SUCK MY DICK

Aragón: HEAVEN KNOWS THE ONLY REASON I RESIST IT IS FOR ANATOMICAL REASONS

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Yes, it's true.

While I never watched either presidential debates, I have heard and seen clips where President Trump referring to coyotes at the border bringing people illegally into the US.

Some of you may know what I'm talking about.

Well, this is proof that President Trump is, at the very least, more informed and knowledgeable about the tropic than most on the left.

Coyote... that's what a person who brings people across the border illegally is called.

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Not All Heroes Wear Capes

So, some guy was caught on camera apparently clearing up some illegal road block, that was seemingly constructed out of garbage.

That's nice. A good citizen, who cares about the local community. We need more people like this person.

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